Introduction:

Greetings to obviously bored individuals. How do I know you're bored? It's because you're here.

Well anyway if you're reading this- why- I mean thank you. You might have read one of my stories or are sizing me up to do so now.

I wanted to write fics for the members who are sick of reading awkward, plotless, corny, feminine, rapist-based, girlyfagnastic- all around disrespectful stories about Grimmjow and Ichigo or whatever other couple I may write about in the future. No, not Kitty-chan and Berry-kun fuck desubarfshit. I mean hell, there are some terrible people out there using the written word for evil.

Thank you again for all the favs, subscriptions and reviews. I read every one of them and be warned, I'm going to try and start answering them all.

Fanart Section

http:///art/BLEACH-Creatures-Born-From-Tragedy-286054976 *

This is a special fanart created by Blackstorm on Deviantart for CBFT. I've never gotten fanart before so I will cherish this very much.

Why I Do This:

Sure you can put Ichigo with anybody in Bleach, honestly you can put anybody with anybody in Bleach. There is some crazy black devil magic that I blame for this strange neutrality because I've never really seen that before where slashes fall like rain... But anyway my point is- Grimmjow and Ichigo have a certain chemistry that I just really like.

I used to be really into Bleach and I thought Ichigo and Grimmjow were probably the two coolest fucktards in the anime world. I chock this up to Tite Kubo being the amazing artist he is is (even though sometimes his choices are... a bit; no, REALLY misguided.)

It might be weird to pair them up, since they're both guys and they beat the crap out of each other everytime they meet in the series. I won't go as far to say it's anywhere near cannon, but I think their's a subtlety about them and their personalities that makes it possible. They're chemically reactive in my opinion. They're pretty fucking similar, Ichigo's just friendlier. Sometimes. I see this hope in Ichigo's actions and words towards Grimmjow in the last fight, I just see a little more than tension between them, more respect as fighters... Hell Ichigo even cared. He doesn't want the guy to die, I do believe that. He wants to fight him again, but as friends perhaps. And THAT's when Nnoitra "kills him"... or so we think...

My philosophy is: "They're so manly, they can't even like girls, they only like something that can beat the shit out of them. Testosterone that craves more testosterone." Let me introduce, ladies n gent: the Ultra Semes. The Seme-Hunters. The semes, who prey upon other semes. It's fucking magical.

My DeviantArt :D

Here's my deviantart where I'm eventually going to upload Creatures Born From Tragedy and will draw scenes to do along with it. It'll take awhile, but I'll announce it as soon as possible. Thanks.

Eventually.

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Pairings I support (straight and yaoi and yuri couples):

GRIMMJOW x ICHIGO (Bleach): win.

BAKURA x MARIK (Yu-gi-oh!): ah childhood confusion

Yoite x Miharu (Nabari No Ou): fucking depressing guys.

Abe x Mihashi (Okiku Furikabutte): Taunting me with your minuscule themes of gayness. Love 'em though.

Tajima x Hanai (Okiku Furikabutte): Ok, this was somehow really hot. Look up some Doujins guys.

Naruto x Sasuke (Naruto): Old old old pairing.

Naruto x Hinata (Naruto): Old old old but different.

L x Light (Death Note): Old too, don't like the series honestly- just L.

Iruka x Kakashi (Naruto): Old old old

Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto): Old but adorable

Renji x Rukia (Bleach): The depressing friend love that AIN'T HAPPENIN'

Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach): It better happen in the series or I'm gonna cut someone

Orihimex Ichigo: I used to hate Orihime, but honestly she's really ok. She's just not someone I would ever make. I don't like people who are the super-nice type. it makes them a bit annoying in my opinion. But damn gurl, you LOVE ICHIGO. There's nothing wrong with that.

Aizen x Gin (Bleach): Sexy overlords.

Urahara x Gin (Bleach): My crack pairing. I like it though.

Random Sayings:

1. "If it gets quiet and you suddenly here the sound of popping popcorn and you're no where near a microwave, that could be a problem"-me

2. "This sucks ass."- me and the entire world.

3. "Your mother plays card games in HELL!!" -littlekuriboh

4. "Yeah too bad your brother's a Furry..." -littlekuriboh

5. "You know, if you were like, originally a dude. I would totally go gay for you, like hard gay. "

"...Uh... thanks..." - XD I don't remember

6. "Have you ever had the sudden urge to just... I dunno...punch the shit out of someone and laugh?...no?, ok..." -me

7. "You may now refer to me by the name... Betty."

"But ha ha that's a women's name" *gets toe cut off* - Kung Pow

8."Can I go home?"

"NO."

"Why not"

"BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!' "- inspired by Naruto the abridged series

9.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

King Arthur: Shut up!

Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

King Arthur: Shut up! Will you, shut up?![Arthur grabs Dennis and shakes him.]

Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

-Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Sheer. Comedy. Genius.Never again will we see this kind of simple, pure, and unimaginably amazing comedy ever again. They were truly unique, and are, and shall always be- kings of comedy.