Jade Amethyst
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-23-09, id: 1814024, Profile Updated: 12-03-10
Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Legend of Zelda, Deadpool, Twilight, Halo, Septimus Heap, Batman, Ouran High School Host Club, and House, M.D..

My name is Jade. My life is rather dull from third person perspective, so I won't bore you with that! I'm 17, love cookies, cakes, socks, and looking at everything through a kaleidoscope view (try it, it's prettier that way . . . usually). I like Twilight, but I'll talk trash about it if you like or we can discuss it's merits. Harry Potter got me started writing, so love it or hate, I appreciate even its flaws (don't get me wrong, I can slam this too if you like). Also a big fan of the band Queen (God rest Freddie!), who are probably my favorite band, but I do in fact listen to a wide variety of music (everything from Taylor Swift to Disturbed to AC/DC to Orianthi to Kansas, to name just a few).

Most of my items are poetry based because that gives me the most flexibility and the most opportunity to present a new take on things. I have a few narratives, but they are slow progress, and if you like those you will have to bear with me because poetry comes easier than narrative. Most of the poetry is video-game centered, but I always like to try something new. The Oversoul concept used for one of my stories below belongs to Stolas, who is a very good friend of mine, and if you would like to read the specifics about it, it's in his profile description! (If you like my fan fiction, look him up, because Oversoul is what got me interested in the first place.)

Overall, I like to have fun with things, but making the reader think is the important thing to me. Let me know if there is anything you'd like to see. I live to please! I am ALWAYS up for suggestions and commentary (negative or positive, no matter, it's all helpful!) and am always happy to see a review or PM!

Jade Amethyst. :)

P. S. I love quotations. Most of my narratives will start each chapter off with one that is relevant to the subject/events discussed in the chapter. You can read them or skip them, but I'd suggest reading them!

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

"The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps." - Robert Benchley

"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy-- and I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.” - Lord Byron

Greg House Versus Artemis Fowl by Stolas reviews
The genuine article. I finally got this thing off the ground and would love any reviews you might have. Involves Greg House, Artemis Fowl, Time and dimensional travel, Wilson, Holly, Mulch and others. PM or email me if you want a hand in this!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Artemis F., G. House
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Survival of the Strangest reviews
A musical show down between Deadpool and the Joker, each doing parodies of songs from the album "Survival of the Sickest" by the band Saliva.
Crossover - Batman & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - The Joker
Rabbit Holes and Pumpkin Patches reviews
A collection of poems looking at the personalities of the Host Club. WARNING: I am not a big shipper.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Tamaki S., Kaoru H.
Halo Poems reviews
Poems based on a mixture of Halo Reach game play and real life experiences.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010
Breaking Stride reviews
A collection of poetry dedicated to the analysis of Artemis Fowl's evolution as a character.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Ocarina of Time Poetry reviews
Poems inspires by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time. This is separate from the narrative and may have alternate character interpretations from that version that I am writing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Link, Navi
Magikal Poetry reviews
Poetry based on the Septimus Heap series!
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Septimus H., Marcia O.
Deadpool Inspired Poems reviews
A collection of poems that I have written based on, written from the POV of, and/or dedicated to Deadpool and his supreme awesomeness.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
Too Much Love Will Kill You reviews
A DECONSTRUCTION of the Twilight Saga. Not for the squeamish, faint of heart, hater, or Twi-hard fan. I love these books, this is all in fun. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Oversoul: Warp of the Worlds reviews
Spoilers for: Artemis Fowl, Twilight Saga, Hitchhiker's Guide, Neongenesis: Evangelion, and more. Refer to author "Stolas" for the concept of Oversoul.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Artemis F., G. House
Four Chords and Seven Years Ago reviews
This will be based on actual game play with minimal usage of a game guide to make up for my memory; I will try to stay as canon as possible outside of alternate character interpretations and some excepted creative situations.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Link, Navi
Stolas (9)