A dark figure in the night,

Hiding even though it's pointless.

They can't hit me.

I'm the main character!

Stupid non-playable characters;

But what's the fun

In fighting

Someone who knows

That they will lose?

There's no fight in that.

No joy.

No challenge.

Not that there was

Much challenge

Already.

Look at me!

No rhymes, no meter.

I screwed up the author's poem.

She deserved it.