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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I'm Brandii and... I hate how this is the only font you can use on your profile. boo. If you've read breaking dawn, check out this link, I promise it'll make you laugh your ass off: http:///lion_lamb/1651773.html?page=2#comments FYI: AU - Alternative Universe ON THIN ICE LINKS: Twilighted Forum: /forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=5192&p=598890#p598890 Thanks again for starting it, Litany Gone. IMPORTANT: I've finally found the right version of the song 'Love Story' that Bella and Edward skate to... Just listen to the piano portion and ignore the string at the end...Leave me a review on 'On Thin Ice' to tell me what you think!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXrK0dRm0Vo Chapter 5: (1): http:///d/figureskating/1/0/k/N/-/-/McLaBrubSP-low.jpg Chapter 6: (1): http:///of-photos/2008/03/06/qmSP_2259378_1_20080305_apx_470_w_ouestfrance_.jpg (2): http:///english/doc/2006-02/13/xin_03020313145630919974.jpg Chapter 8: (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vfqH4PWjHY Chapter 18: (1): http:///d/dance/1/0/o/0/-/-/IMG_1217.jpg (2): http:///d/dance/1/0/w/0/-/-/IMG_1259.jpg (3): http:///53/140990910_7b095781b3.jpg Chapter 31: |
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Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10865 - Favs: 12,415 - Follows: 12,899 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14846 - Favs: 11,891 - Follows: 8,161 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9534 - Favs: 8,868 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13665 - Favs: 8,687 - Follows: 6,433 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,258 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7188 - Favs: 5,596 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6494 - Favs: 9,633 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8776 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 5,133 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4752 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 17,010 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19654 - Favs: 12,828 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irresistible by paulinatheweena reviews
Edward is a player. And Bella is new at Forks High School. She won't tolerate his man-whoreish ways-no matter how hard he tries. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,299 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Missing Moments by TheSingingGirl reviews
So much happened from the moment Rosalie picked up the phone to when Jacob came to visit. A series of missing moments to tell you the story between books 1 and 2 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,262 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
It's Called a Lance by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
entry for the SMC contest- Sir Edward has done everything he can to prove to Lady Isabella that he loves her, will he do her final request to prove his love? And how will she show her's? lemon one-shot au/ah A Knight's tale/Twilight Crossover
Crossover - A Knight's Tale & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
A Winter's Night by Head-First-Fearless reviews
A submission to the SMC contest! Bella and Edward find themselves in the mountains on their senior ski trip. It's the last place Bella wants to be. Sex is the bane of their relationship. Will it result in warmth or ice? Lemon. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Moments by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Song fic based off Brad Paisley's "Little Moments" A few very sweet, fluffy moments between Edward and Bella. All human, T for slight language. Shows how Edward loves Bella's little imperfections. Adorable, especially if you know the song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Number One by BloodThirsty Butterfly reviews
Edward was a player but gave up his ways to go out with his best friend Bella. Bella later finds Edward cheating and runs away only to become famous as a singer. Will they meet again or will their love suffer? 7th fic! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
The Forsaken by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- Abandoned by her mother, rejected by her father, forsaken by her classmates; Bella Swan has lost her faith in humanity. Can Edward Cullen show her that falling in love is a risk with taking, pain and all? -by Ria & Rio-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Obsession by JoonBug reviews
Mike has been obsessed with Bella since her arrival to Forks. He has tried to be patient and understanding, passing the time being a friend to Bella. Mike has finally snapped, will Edward be able to save her this time, or will his obsession be the death
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
On Thin Ice reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
