I'm Smoothie. I am an person who can get into awkward situations all too easily. I read fanfiction and obsess like it's a profession. I'm in high school and I play the French horn, trumpet, and mellophone. I want to be a dragon when I grow up. My favorite colors are green and purple. I sing and act and am generally a nerd. But I'm not always a nerd, sometimes I'm asleep. I can do this (for lack of a better video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIAFoRtKtc&feature=related-but dont worry, that man is not me. I am always forgetting that I have my contacts in and rub my eyes vigorously (as I do when I am tired). I bite my lip when I read, when I feel awkward, when I am thinking, and when I don't have anything better to do. I spend way to much time on the computer. My mind is always in the gutter but I usually can hold myself back from comenting on it. I haven't had a crush on a guy that is real yet. I am a girl scout. I want to live in Vancouver, Canada when I get the chance. I have a loud, obnoxious laugh. I worry way too much and I have troubles letting things go. I rely on gesticulations way too much to get my points across. I have atrocous spelling. I enjoy talking about philosophy and meta physics. I can't sleep without hugging something. I have absolutely no idea what to write about myself, and who the hell is actually interested in what I do as long it doesn't effect my writing capabilitys? But we are required to write them anyway both out of social pressure to be recognized in a community (even if the community you wish to hold statis in resides purly under usernames and keyboards) and our personal compultion to see your accomplishments in writing. Send me a message telling me wether or not you think watermelons are cute if you actually read this. It will make for interesting data and I might be compelled to make a graph.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

When life gives you lemons make grapefruit juice and sit back and whatch the world wonder at how you did it.

Both applicable.

Current obsession: Star Trek XI (though I'm also parcial to TOS) and Inception ;)

Others include: Queer as Folk, Rent, Supernatrual, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, and Coraline

OTPs: Spock/Kirk, Arthur/Eames, Brian/Justin

Good (notice how I don't use the word favorite because that will change daily)-

Books: Coraline, Watership Down, His Dark Materials, The Giver, Under the Dome, and anything written by the fabulous John Green. DFTBA

Movies: Star Trek 2009, Inception, Sweeney Todd, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Rent

TV: Supernatural, Psych, Queer as Folk, Warehouse 13, Glee, Bones, Chuck, Monk, Heros

Music: Blink 182, Green Day, Goo Goo Dolls, Death Cab for Cutie, Ingrid Michleson, Ragina Spektor, Kate Nash, pretty much anything show tunes, and Glee.

Sports: Softball, volleyball, field hockey, rock climbing, skiing, and kyaking

If you vow to go into the Life Cafe one day and sing "La Vie Boheme" at the top of your lungs, copy this into your profile.

If you think Adam Pascal has the best ass below 14th Street, copy this into your profile.

If you have or have wanted to dance on the subway crooning "Santa Fe," copy this into your profile.

If you think it's amazing that Jude can beat up people while singing, copy this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE THE ONES YOU ARE

If you're a true believer copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.