Name: You will call me Vil-chan, Vildarra, Vil-dono, Vil-sama, but never...ever Vil-kun

Age: Old enough to know, too young to care

Gender: Female

Looks: Purple hair. Yes, I am a troll *forever alone*

Interests: Anime, Things that bother Nee-chan, Manga, Zero, Itachi, Ramen, Pocky, spoons, and Nee-chan's cookies =w=

Dislikes: Kaname, Forks, Kaname, Oatmeal Cookies, Kaname, The Color Pink, Kaname and Rabbits(The pink bunnies of doom do not count), Did I mention Kaname yet?

Song of the Week: Bad Company by Five Finger Death Punch

A company
Always on the run
A destiny
Its the rising sun
I was born
A shotgun in my hands
Behind the gun
I'll make my final stand

And that's why they call me
Bad Company
I can't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die

Rebel souls
Deserters we've been called
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun
Now these towns they all know our names
The death punch sound is our claim to fame

And that's why they call me
Bad Company
I can't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day i die

Eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
Blood for blood
We've all gotta die
We've all gotta die

[Chorus: x2]

And that's why they call me
Bad Company
I won't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die

Bad company
I won't deny
Bad Bad company till the day i die
Until the day i die
Until the day i die
Until the day i die
Until the day i die

Quote of the Day: Oscar Wilde

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Read more:http:///quotes/topics/topic_dreams.html#ixzz1gvHJ7ES6

Poem of the Week: Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

FUNNY STUFF TO DO AT WAL-MART!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. XD
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!

You say Justin Bieber, I say Bon Jovi
You say Taylor Swift,I say Puddle of Mudd
You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence
You say Flo-Rida, I say Linkin Park
You say Jonas Brother, I say Green Day
You say Miley Cyrus, I punch you in the face.
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!!

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Itachi, hands down

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Naruhina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi, I don't really like Naruto hentai all that much

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Nope, but if I did, I call Itachi and Nee-chan would prolly be Temari or Sasuke..

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Book 1-5 of the Naruto series

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

ITACHI/WEASEL!!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru...Sakura can burn in hell

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Nope

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Anyone who didn't agree with this theory is a freaking idiot

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Sasuke is so freaking gay

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No, and I gave up on it

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Sorta..

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Who wrote this? That dumbass has ADHD

17. Sub or dub?

SUB!!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Which ever means I can kill the little whore

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

^_^ Yup

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

= = I think I'm scarred for life now

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Orouchimaru...or however the snake dude's name is spelled

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Errrr both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke, he could come out of the closet and confess to Naruto and they could live a happy yaoi life =w=

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

I don't really read them

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Nope

27. Do you like lemons?

In ma lemonaide :3

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Ummm, one of them

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Which one?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Who, what, when where...and how?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yea, I dun wanna go into all the graphic details though...kekekeke

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yup ^_^

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Yup, and it did not end well

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Nope :3

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Not really

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Ehhh, I don't really care about this damn theories

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

Huh?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

He wasn't sexy to beguin with

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Mhmm ^_^ who doesn't?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Nope other things have~

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Dante's Equation- With just a touch-yes, Calder could smell it- just the smallest...(I'm trying to figure out why this stupid book is still in my possesion)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Empty Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ever After

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:40

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:34

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Ever After playing

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Uhhhhh...I gotta think about this one...I think it was to beat up my brother...like three days ago XD

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Ichirurules profile page

9. What are you wearing?

A black and pink tank-top and rubber-ducky p.j capris(No I'm not kidding)

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

About an hour ago, rereading through some of my forums

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing, I ripped everything down

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Is "Your mother" an appropriate answer?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

More stuff to do...it temporarily relieves my boredom

15. What is the last film you saw?

Ever After

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy.

Pocky, Ramen, Brian-chan, and Itachi

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I know where you live and I'm watching you undress and I'm sitting in your room, eating your ramen

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Kill the dumbshits who invented high heels

19. Do you like to dance?

mhmm

20. George Bush:

Isn't he dead yet?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Yuri

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Onyx

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Sure

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Finally, what took you so damn long?!"

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR profile.

Ichirurules

ArmorBlade

Helleos

Momo-chan

The last awesome emo

Jimond

Copy and Paste to do this survey

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order

1. Itachi

2. Zero

3. Ichiru

4. Shiki

5. Tobi

6. Ichijo

7. Daniel

8. Cam

9. Saito

10. Julio

11. Toya

12. Arielle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ummm, no, but it sounds kinda...weird and hot all at the same time

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

ZOMG do not get me started on how hot Shiki is

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummm...I'd be reading the book going "WTFH?!"

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I don't think there is any good Zero no Tsukaima fics in english...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Umm, no...not anytime in the forseeable future

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither, none of them would make a good couple

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Daniel would be wondering how in the hell a vampire got into a fallen Angel book, and walk off

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

The crossover of Yaoi yumminess

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, they aren't in the same series, or same category...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

When Luce is Gone

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

wth is het?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think Nee-chan drew her once

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

holy shit, I'd help write that ^_^

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Campfire Song :3

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Erm, Teen, because anything higher is pushing it, and anything lower is pathetic

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Itachi and Daniel(kyaaa~) are in a happy relationship until Saito runs off with Shiki(Ummmm..) Itachi, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Toya(Erm...) And a brief unhappy affair with Arielle(That fits...) and then follows the wise advice of Tobi(He gives wise advice now?) and finds true love with Ichiru(HELL YEA!!! YOU READING THIS NEE-CHAN?! BRING OUT THE LEATHER, AND THE BONDAGE!!!!)

What title would you give this fic?

We Wonder about our Sanity sometimes...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

melts into puddle* uwah~

19. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

What in the hell is deflower?!

20. What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?

Ummm, I don't think he would scream in a moment of great passion...

21. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey if I were a vampire, would you shoot me with your big hard gun?"

22. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

She wouldn't she'd walk away and let Zero and Cam screw each other...

British
(X)You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy.
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
It's football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
(X)You wear flip flops all year.
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
You love a backyard barbie.
(X) You know a barbie is not a doll.
(X) You love the beach.
(X) Sometimes you swear without realizing.
You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
(X)Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have dark hair and dark eye color.
You speak some Italian.
(X)You are under 5'10
You know what a Italian horn is
Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
(X) You talk with your hands
Total: 3

Spanish
You say member instead of Remember.
(X) You speak Spanish or some.
(X) You like tacos.
YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
You are dark skinned.
You know what a Puta is.
(X)You talk fast occasionally.
(X)You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
(X)You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
You say villain as: Vee-lon.
(X) You get short tempered.
(X)You know of somebody named Natasha.
You get cold easily.
(X) Rain is fun for you.
(X) You get into contests all the time.
(X)You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
(X)You think beer is the best.
(X)You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
(X)You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
(X) You have/had freckles. (How does someone used to have freckles?)
(X)Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
You say nigga/nukka casually
You have nappy hair.
You like rap
(X) You know how to shoot a gun
You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
(X) You like chicken.
(X) You like watermelon.
You can dance.
You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
You have slanty/small eyes.
(X) You like rice a lot.
You are good at math.
(X)You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
(X)You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're Chinese.
You call hurricanes "typhoons".
You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
(X)You like bread.
(X)You think German Chocolate is good.
You know what Schnitzel is.
(X)You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
You went to Pre-school.
(X)You're over 5'2
Total: 4

Canadian
You like/play/played hockey.
(X)You love beer.
(X) You say eh. (Only as an interjection. Or a replacement for “huh?”)
You know what poutine is.
You speak some French.
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

American
You hate foreigners.
You hate non-Christians.
(X) You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
(X) You hate abortion.
(X) But love the death penalty.
You don't read.
(X) You shop at Wal-Mart.
(X) You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 5

I'm german, Russian, American, Irish, and Spanish...NEEEEE-CHAAAAN!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MAKING ME A MEXICAN!!

RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Fighting dreamers (Hm...Not sure how to take this one)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Forever(Forever I must wake up...TT~TT)

3. Your teacher is...

A Place for My Head(To die?)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Imperfection(Damn straight!)

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

Weight of the World(My next door neighbors are fat?)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Deliver us from Evil(But...I'm evil...When did I become the good guy?!)

7. How do you feel right now?

On my Own(So depressingly accurate!)

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Believe(Huh? In what...Why is Believe on my table?)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Walk away from the Sun(Walk? I ran from that bitch!)

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

Monster(What kind of monster? OMG I see an Innuendo coming...pfft...hehe...innuendos everywhere today eh?)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Inside the Fire(Least its not the MOSH pit...)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Scream Aim Fire(I can feel the inspiration right now..)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

Dignity(Yup yup)

14. Your life's theme song?

I'm yours(WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A WHORE?!)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Angels(I'm killing someone?)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Over and Over(Is someone pressing the rewind button?)

17. Your motto is...

Pray for you(EPIC!!! I PRAY YOU DIE...NOW!!)

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

CaramellDansen(Hell yeah!!)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

The Game(OMG ITS SAW "I wanna play a game~" O~O)

20. Any last words?

Click Click Boom(Hope you enjoyed my profile page!)

Read this out loud:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read only the third word in each line from the start.

~You Know You Live In 2010 When...~

1.) You accidentally enter your password in a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a facebook or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all around your house for the remote rather then pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) You use your iPhone for everything

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

HOMOPHOBIA

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

You say Akon- I say Bullet for my Valentine
You say Britney Spear- I say Disturbed
You say lil wayne- I say Avenged Sevenfold
You sayJonas Brothers- I say Guns n' Roses
You say Miley Cyrus- I say Pearl Jam/Red
You say rap-I say get bent
You say pop-I say METAL UP YOUR ASS
You say hip hop- I say talentless assholes
92 percent of kids have turned to rap, pop & hip hop. If your one of the 8 percent who likes- headbanger and disturb the peace music...post this on your profile!

Favorite Pairings

Vampire Knight: ZeroxYuuki, ShikixToya, AkatsukixRuka

Naruto: NarutoxHinata, NarutoxSasuke, ChojixIno, TemarixShikamaru

Fruits Basket: KyouxTohru

Karin/Chibi Vampire: KarinxKenta

Rosario+Vampire: MokaxTsukune

Bleach: IchigoxOrihime

Inuyasha: KagomexInuyasha, SesshomaruxRin, MirokuxSango

Basilisk: OboroxGennosuke

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