Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!

A spoof of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Edward and his Knights of the Circular Table are travel across Amestris to search for a Gate given quest to find the Philosopher's Stone. CRACK. Rated T. Follows the movie! I'm bored again!

Alfred is an apprentice to a shopkeeper and his wife. Nothing interesting ever happens until Captain Kirkland and his crew kidnap him and his brother, Mattie. What happens when resentment turns to love? UKUS Pirate!AU Other pairings too. Discontinued

A sequel to Stuck in the Middle: Why Me? Includes much more confusion. Probably a little too much. BB's back again, and this time he has a 100 percent foolproof plan to get the one he wants. But sadly, this might mean he has to break a few more hearts on the way too.

Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.

He never complained. He never complained when the fists beat his small body, he never cried when the insults were thrown. He never left when the sweet, beautiful voice wished him hurt or death. MXN MXM warning; rape. when did I say this was complete?

Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D

Exactly what the tilte says. Ask this sexy vampire anything! DISCONTINUED... again.

There's Newer Chapter! After "Regrets" and "Comatose" comes "Guilty, Beauty, Love"! This is my story of Roy and Ed after Roy takes Ed home from the hospital. This is rated M, for later chapters, like 18 and on.

Ask anyone of your favorite DN characters questions! *WARNING* If Mello is not given chocolate he will go insane...

Have you ever wonderd about the Un-Answered Questions of the Host Club! Well Look no furthur! Ask the Host's anything you like! Have fun with it! be creative! Jimmy: T T this sounds like a corny "sham wow" comercial speach.. Nicole: SHAWT UP Rated T

Only without the literature and without the philosophy. We were only joking about that. As the title says, Xion opens up a blogging website to all the KH characters. What can go wrong? Plenty.

Hello, the creepy pasta pokemon are with me, *Yes, I fear for my life...* and they are willing to do dares or answer any questions you have about them ! So, ask away!

Ask Beyond Birthday. Everyone's favorite L-obsessed,Jam loving, Shinigami eyed, Insane, Sexy Serial Killer! - Discontinued. -

My first try at a pokemon Creepy Pasta, it's also on Deviantart. Rated T for minor blood.

The title says it all. -DISCONTINUED UNTIL I GET MORE ACTUAL STORIES UP-

A story about Mello and Matt, as they grow up at Wammy's and eventually moves on. Friends, drama and a lot of mischief. I suck at summaries; set in Mello's POV. Ratings will most likely increase later.

Exactly what the title says... I am narrating the lives, struggles, triumphs, heartbreaks and love of Matt and Mello. Rated T for swearing, and probably sexual content in later chapters.

Arthur Kirkland was moved to Kansas against his will after the death of his parents. At first, life sucks. And then the tornado hits. Wizard of Oz parody. USUK, GerIta, and slight SuFin.

Arthur and Alfred got into a fight again, and Arthur is willing to do whatever it takes to get his Alfred back. AU Songfic

Yay for angst o.o Rated for language

Matt and Mello get snowed in for a week with no power.Will they still be lovey-dovey after 7 days with dwindling chocolate and video games? Ha. No. Things go downhill fast for these two... :P I had to change the rating to M due to my recent chapters XD

It was a song that he had never heard before, but as the bone-chilling melody wavered in the air, he couldn't help but be enchanted. Rated T.

Edward's going home from a Christmas party, to a sadly empty house...as far as he knows. RoyXEd

What happened when I talked to Alicia, my virtual therapist.

My brother told me to write it, then he got bored and didn't want to do it anymore. I had to force him to help me finish because there was no way I was going to let MY time go to waste for him! Fun fluff and spoilers. YAY!

The 'Iron Fiddler' is the hottest musician in Amestris and has come to Central and Edward, Alphonse, and Winry arrive at the same time. What's the mystery of Edward's disappearances, and why has the Iron Fiddler been kidnapped? Will Roy figure it out?

I love my brother's twisted mind, so I got him to help me write a little story for Christmas. Hope you enjoy it.

just a little drabble, very mild fluffiness.

Light and L each write a list of ten things they hate about each other.

When the rug is pulled out from under Sasuke. Itachi loved him?

Or Crack Chronicles Episode 7, whatever you want. A fic for my friend xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx, who waited a long time for me to write this. - " Includes OCxDeidara, Strangness, Yaoi, Het, And Implied Yuri-but-just-a-litle-so-please-don't-hurt-me.

L is bored. So what do he do? He puts a deranged serial killer, an FBI agent, an obsessive gamer, and a normal little girl all in a house together for six months, just for giggles. What could possibly go wrong? Slightly AU-ish, no pairings

Gay foster parents, a half-sheep uncle, a detective and his serial killer boyfriend, and a gun with a rainbow trigger. No, this girl's life isn't weird at all.

The sequel to His Own Kind Of Strawberry Jam. No summary for right now, I might give away somethings from the first part. BBxMatt Yaoi, Cursing

...it's been six months..." Edward has been missing for a long time, and Roy thinks it's his fault, how was he supposed to know what was in that file. And how much he truely cared for the missing young state alchemist...not very good with summaries,sorry

The most overdone humour of all time except for Warriors Idol, The W Factor or Warriors Have Talent , with a Leopardstorm infliction on it. Expect silliness, randomness and even some T plus-rated moments as Warriors go online

A side story to S2HF and a bit of back story on Emmett and Bella. I hope you like it.

After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language

A Spongebob Murder Mystery. Who killed SpongeBob?