A/N: This story is over once you finish reading this chapter, folks. You can cry, plead, and beg all you want, but I'm still not gonna budge. This story will finally be over at last, so I won't have to subject you guys to waiting almost a month for updates. Besides, all good things come to an end. And this is gonna end with a bang. XD

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

Chapter 29

A Day in the Life

Xion

I thought I'd never live to see the day. It's just been so epicly glorious that thank God that there is Youtube. It was beautiful.

Xemnas got his ass torched.

Here's the story, morning glory! So, we Org. members were having a meeting, just having ourselves a grand ole time...when, suddenly, Marluxia screamed (like Braveheart) and I quote, "This is for all the times you've held me back, you Darth Vader posing sonnnuvabitch!"

He teleported to Xemnas' throne and dropped a lit firework.

If I have any good knowledge of fireworks, I believe it was a Catherine's wheel. Then, just like that, Xemnas burst into flames. And Saix got all crazy, cuz he's like, "Superior, Superior! Oh my God! Holy..." And he was cussing a string of words. He pushed Xemnas off his throne for the whole stop, drop, and roll thing. Axel, well, he didn't help—actually, he set more flames on him. So, it was pretty bad for five minutes until Saix went away and came back with an extinguisher. Yeesh, what a day!

Comments:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling elf!

Marluxia

Well, somebody must have given him a Scooby Snack. He's part dog too, really.

Axel

The Superior needed saving. I acted in the best interests of the Org.

Saix

The fact that UR sleeping w/him helps 2! XD

Xigbar

Xigbar, you menace...

Saix

Subject: Message to All

Hey, guys, well, it looks like we have a lot on our plate lately. But, I feel like we've learned a lot in the past six months, the most recent of which being that the Org. XIII robes need to be more fire resistant. Ahem, Xemmy, ahem-hem! I'm surprised he only got second degree burns, especially with all the amazed watching the rest of us did. If only Saix wasn't such a kiss-ass! But, anyway, what I want to do is not really update the blog. I'm bored. I want to enjoy new hobbies like underwater basketweaving and mountain climbing. K, I'm only kidding about that. And some of us are gonna be on missions, and some of us are gonna be busy saving the world. Overachievers...

Basically, guys, let's end the drama and the theatrics on here for a couple months. Yeah, it's been funny sometimes, but I'm not sure I wanna confront a homicidal Leon. Just sayin'. But hey, at least Xemnas is cool with iPods now. Heck, come to think of it, he's been bending the rules a lot more lately. So, I'm still hoping for further peaceful conversations between Org. XIII and the good guys. Peace out!

Posted by: Xion

Comments:

Aw, my girlfriend wants to create an online UN!

Riku

Don't be a sap, Riku. It's unbecoming. XD

Xion

Yeah, be a man!

Sora

This has been a good run, hasn't it?

Roxas

As good as any for some blog.

Axel

Next time, let's not stalk guys, OK? Ahem, Selphie!

Kairi

Yeesh, you didn't have to be so subtle. XP

Selphie

I 3 this blog!

Namine

I'm 3ing some chili cheese fries right now. Who's with me?

Demyx

Sounds good.

Zexion

One more fire, and I will raise hell. For all of you.

Xemnas

A/N: Ta-da, that's all, folks! I can not even begin to thank you guys, cuz holy crap, the review total (as of earlier today) has been ginormous. I can't believe you really thought this story was that funny. I know there are people on here way funnier than I am, but thanks guys, for reviewing this and reading this. And faving this too, wow, can't believe the number of faves I got.

I can't believe I actually wrote that Xigbar line down. Just sounded like him, that's all. Besides, comedy is all about surprise. And, I don't remember off-hand who suggested Xemnas being set on fire, but you get a hug. Because that actually fit into this story SO perfectly. I owe you. XD Thanks for the suggestions too, guys, I don't think this story would have been half as random without them.

You guys are awesome. Peace! XD