A BIT ABOUT ME

Name:Sarabeth
Age:217
Sex:YES PLEASE
Orientation:Straight-assbitch
Intrests:writing, Forwheeling, Moshpit-ing, Drawing, Anime, Dudes(obviously), Reading, Running, music, Boarding, I'm A Tomboy-Rocker-Redneck Mix.
Fave Manga's:SkipBeat!, Hana-Kimi, Hana Yori Dango, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Beauty Pop, Vampire Knight, Sand Chronicles, Honey and Clover, Honey Hunt, Captive Hearts, School Mermaids, Bleach,Naruto, DEATH NOTE (L is so freakin hot in the movie), More too.

Ne thing else u wanta kno, hit me up!

Updates!

Unforgettable (Skipbeat!)

March 10: Hey guys! well, I guess I can say I have a bit of writers block at the moment, but I am slowly getting through this and I just have to get to this one part and then it's straight to my Beta. I want to tank all the people that have read it so far and I am so greatful for the reviews and alerts :) so I guess I'll have abit more to write and then I'll be good and I can hopefully get it published before my birthday! (March 27 peeps!)

Thirty Sweet Kisses (Skipbeat!)

January 14: I am working on the next couple of chapters and I should have them going in a couple of days. I need that thank MayaLucille for her inspiration in her amazing oneshots and I am so glad she wrote them, because I was thinking of just giving this one up, so thank you! Of course a authour is nothing with out her reviews so thank you for those as well as the alerts. I will tell you something new though! from now on, each oneshot will be a spin off of the one before it, so It will basicly be like a chapter story, except each will have a different theme. hope that made at least some sense.

Life Sucks, but Love Bites. Hard. (Harry Potter)

First of all I would like to thank my only reviewer. It is anonomous, so my reviewer goes by Dee. Umm I would like to say I could answer her questions here, but I can't because They come in the later chapters. The next one should be up soon, depending on when I have time to write, but I love it when people revie, even with constructive critisism, or even just to critisize. It makes me feel good that people acctually reads the story. So until then, Ja ne!

when the number is bold, that means It is written and posted. heres the list.

1. look over here
2. news; letter
3. jolt!
4. our distance and that person
5. "ano sa" ("hey, you know...")
6. the space between dream and reality
7. superstar
8. our own world
9. dash
10. #10
11.gardenia
12. in a good mood
13. excessive chain
14. radio-cassette player
15. perfect blue
16. invincible; unrivaled
17. Extra-ordinary
18. "say ahh..."
19. red
20. the road home
21. violence; pillage/plunder; extortion
22. cradle
23. candy
24. good night
25. fence
26. if only I could make you mine
27. overflow
28. naturally glowing
29. the sound of waves
30. kiss

the virgin joke!

virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to comeover and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sexbefore,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.

The boy turns, and whispers back,

"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

Do Not Press the Red Button - Whatever you do, do not press the red button