Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.

Have you ever wondered just what The Doctor would do with the power to kill at a glance? Or just whether The Library had every single book?

As a result of a personal crisis, and the pressures of college, Castiel becomes housebound. It isn't until Dean and his brother move in next door that Castiel slowly begins to re-enter the world. - AH/AU, realistic depictions of mental health issues: Agoraphobia, Anxiety Disorders.

The Doctor convinces the Master to travel the stars with him and it really doesn't turn out all that well, except in the ways they never expected. Spoilers: Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock and Torchwood. Mature content. Features several Doctor incarnations.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Italy finds and reads Germany's diary in hopes of learning more about his friend. Germany x Italy : Lots of fluff. T for language.

Tonks is falling over the umbrella stand, Remus is falling in love with Tonks, Tonks is falling in love with him. Will they realise it before it's too late? With some luck and Sirius they will! Part One in a trilogy

Remus and Tonks are visiting Andromeda, but when a heightened argument leaves Tonks fed up, what will Remus do?

Germany battles a spider for Italy's sake. Nudity. That's it, though. xD One-Shot Germany X Italy!

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

Elmer Fudd likes his gwiwwed cheese nice and lean, if you know what I mean.

England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.

"It's strange, you remind me of her..." Alexander/Daniel

Or 'A Guided Tour of a Fangirl's Mind'. This is one of those fics where Murphy's Law really applies; anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Join us for the thrills and spills of the preparations for a Time Lord wedding. Pure, unadulterated CRACK! R&R!

Full title and summary on the inside. Basically a series of drabbles of converstions and arguments between Aziraphale and Crowley dotted at random throughout history. Occasional mild crossovers may occur. T to be safe.

Part FIVE in The Seven Deadly Sins universe. Never touch something that belongs to a demon. Especially one that has hell hounds at his arsonal. Harry belongs to Crowley, and someone is about to see why people should stay away from him. Crowley/Harry.

Germany hates looking weak in front of other people, particularly the one he loves most. So when he finds himself sick, he tries his best to hide it from Italy. He didn't intend for that to hurt him.

Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme

The Master has a very important question. Oneshot, Doctor/Master established.

'The Doctor is still ignoring you, and it's infuriating. You're the Master, and that ought to count for something.' Mild Ten/Simm one shot set during the Year That Never Was.

The master's POV. Set after The End Of Time, changed from the point that he kills Rassilon as in, he survives , I've tried to stay in character as much as possible. My first Doctor Who fan-fic.

One-sided /it seems/ Master/Doctor AU The Master and Doctor find another Time Lord alive and well... in the Doctor's back rooms. In this Chapter: The Master worries in rage, the Bachelor has a dumb idea and the Tardis' plan begins to come to fruition

The Doctor and the Master: a series of inevitable events progress from and to their logical conclusions. Living together on a TARDIS is by no means easy. Slash - Master/Doctor - specifically Simm/10.

*GerIta, implied USUK* The unthinkable has happened to Italy... he's actually put on some weight from his "huge, HUGE love" for pasta.

Ludwig knows it isn't right. Italy/Germany drabble.

Finding answers to impossible questions isn't always duck soup. AU to The End of Time

Drums. That’s what the Master hears. They never stop, they never give in- they are relentless. It’s one of the only things that he knows will always remain: the Doctor, and the drums. Forever. Master centric drabble.

Sequel to 'Becoming the Master' you should read that first. This is AU, Doctor/Master slash, Theta/Koschei, angst. Contains original character, the Master's father. The series will follow the Doctor/Master relationship throughout all regenerations.

An au of a scene in The End of Time. Mild spoilers for that episode

4.18 "But in that moment, the moment in the middle of a London wasteland, in darkness, in pain, in desperation, the Doctor realised. It was real... He was not merely mad. He was suffering from his madness."

When the Doctor wants an impossible thing, he finds himself in Yuuko's shop.

He stands in front of the Untempered Schism and finds himself holding three timelines in his hand; he follows them and finds that the other boy is holding them too.

A series of Coldplay songfics. There is a homeless man who looks remarkably like Harold Saxon, who drums constantly and wears a cracked ring on one finger. He remembers ruling the world. Not much else. AU, spoilers for LotTL. Slash.

Let me get one thing straight. Well actually, I need to get a couple of things off my chest. // Gertalia

Something that America refuses to divulge has him sulking and England reluctantly pays a visit to see what he can do to help. Upon finding out what caused this little temper tantrum, England is slightly amused decides to give our hero a little ego boost.

Series of drabbled journal entries, dialogues and thoughts, beginning when Walter and Dan are first paired up. Begins with Walter Kovacs and ends with Rorschach.

Dr. Lecter teaches his children how to make a delicious stew. Set in future, years after Hannibal...

Whilst chasing a thief through the streets of Manchester, Sam comes across an old church that he recognises on sight. Upon entering it, he experiences a forgotten memory which serves only to reopen old wounds. Oneshot.

He’s never made an invitation like this to Rorschach before, but suddenly the thought of his partner spending the rest of the night alone is the only thing on his mind. Nite Owl/Rorschach.

All Daniel Dreiberg wanted was a nice cup of tea in the morning... Dan/Rorschach non-Slash

1980 - Dan eases his boredom by reminiscing about when his partner had gotten sick.

Rorschach doesn't take acts of affection very well.

He craved contact- so he quarantined himself.

1981- Rorschach is showing up at Dan's home more often, making him worry extensively about his former partner. Dan's decline in mental health worries Rorschach. Will they be able to put the worry away? *Subtle DD/R - mild language/violence*

If no one is perfect, then Germany is meant to be no one. N. Italy/Germany, angst, WWII setting.

The castle receives an irate and unusual visitor. Crossover, written for a fic challenge.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

In the 'year that never was' The Doctor has to survive the unwanted attentions of The Master.**** Doctor / Master Slash warning *****

The Master is trying to escape, but the Doctor can't let him -- they're all they've got. AU post-s3, MasterDoctor.

They are not alone, not anymore. Crossover with The Magic School Bus wait, wait, come back!

Season 3 spoilers. Another look at the Master's death, from a diffrent view point. Koschei had been consumed by the drums for almost a thousand years, and now, the Master finds peace in death.

Jack was asked by the Doctor to turn the Master into a human and to hide his new identity from him. Jack accidentally maroons the Master as the human slave Marcellus in ancient Rome where he is sold into a brothel. COMPLETED

AU 'The Sound of Drums' & 'Last of the Time Lords'. What if the Master hadn't made the Doctor older, but younger instead? Could the Earth still have been saved? Or would the Master finally have triumphed over the Doctor?

The Doctor is determined to find the meaning of the drums the Master claims to hear in his mind. The truth may be more than either of them had bargained for.

Lockhart wants Snape to try out his hair potion. 731 words

Lilo and Stitch cross over. The TARDIS needs a bit of fixing... again. So the Doctor and Martha go to Hawaii for a break. TARDIS POV. Part of my TARDIS 100 series. One Shot.

The Doctor's thoughts about his responsibility to help the Master. Slight spoilers for The Sound Of Drums. 10th Doctor. Oneshot

Hamtaro and the gang become real human Anime characters and go on a vacation to an island paradise! Dirty romace, stabbing, curse words, blood and guts, TACO BELL! This is gonna be awesome!