here we go again.
One day Daniel was walking home from GOD KNOWS WHERE when suddenly he heard a scream in an alleyway! Oh no! Crime! He must fight it!
Daniel ran down the alleyway and saw none other than RORSCACH FIGHTING A GANG! OMG! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF COMING ACROSS WALTER IN THIS ENORMOUS CITY. OMG.
Daniel smiled and began to walk away. Rorscach could take care of himself. OR COULD HE?! OMG DANIEL HEARD HIM FALL OVER. GASP! WALTER GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A GANG?!? WHOA. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN A WM FANFIC!!!!!!!!
Daniel turned around AND SAW JUST THAT. OMG RORY WAS BLEEDING ON THE GROUND WHOOOOOA!!! OMG!!!!
Walter was bleeding from his eyes, ears, tummy, both arms, feet, hands, mouth, ass, legs, head, fingers, elbows, knees, shoulders, toes, back, spine, liver, pancreas, galbladder, both kidneys, ankles, brain and everywhere else on his body. OMG HE WAS LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD! he might die! OMG
Daniel took him home and threw him on the couch. OMG
Suddnely rorschach woke up and looked around. OMG
"OMG WALTER YOU'RE DYING" daneil screamed Rorscach kicked him in the face
"OMFG STFU N00B. AM FINE. WHY CAN'T JUST USE PRONOUNS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!" walter screamed. Daniel took out some bandages and attacked walter with them
"I NEED TO HEAL YOU." he whisper romantically. Rory grabbed daniel by his shirt and pulled him close.
" AM SUDDENLY IN LOVE WITH DANIEL. KISS" walter demanded. Daniel shrugged and kissed him.
WHEN SUDDENLY SOME GIRL WITH AMAAAAAZING SUPER POWERS RAN IN AND BEAT THE CRAP UT OF DANIEL. SHE HAD LONG BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND HUGE BOOBS AND SHE WAS ALSO A WATCHMAN BUT FOR SOME REASON NOBODY KNEW ABOUT HER! THAT'S JUST HOW MYSTERIOUS SHE IS!!!!
"WALTER! I LOVE YOU!" screamed the mysterious masked woman.
JUST THEN, DR MANHATTAN RAN IN.
"RORSCHACH. INSTEAD OF SPEWING YOUR GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE, I AM MERELY GOING TO MAKE YOU TIME TRAVEL. MMKAY?" he announced.
Just then, everybody died. the end
KISS MY GRITS