DISCLAIMER: We don't own anything, except an evil toaster and a lot of shoes.

Yo. Just so the arguments don't confuse you, this is two people not one person talking to themselves. Some of our stories will be written by both of us and some of them will be written by only one of us. We'll let you know in the A/N. We have to give you fair warning that the only thing that will be consistent about our updates will be that they will be late at night. xD So, now we'll speak one person at a time.

Yay, I get to go first! You'll be knowing me as Misao on here, nice to meet you. Not really, but Spice says I have to be nice. But hey, if you're here, we must have done something right. -gets smacked in the back of the head by Spice- So, likes and dislikes. I don't really see why you care, but here we go.

Likes: I guess I like shoes, and reading, and writing, and Diet Coke (I'm an addict), Mr. Darcy, sarcasm (could you tell?), and chocolate cake. Chocolate cake fixes everything. Except my computer.

Dislikes: Haters, homophobes, the conversations found in girls' bathrooms, not knowing the words to a song I like, Wheel of Fortune, hearing about the old days, crying, pickles, pull out sofas.

Name of my next-door neighbor: Bryan.

So, now that you know all that pointless crap I guess I'll just talk. I'm a hopeless insomniac (aren't we all?), so if anything we write doesn't make sense, tell me, because I'm the one who actually edits this crap. (Spices: Yeah, you're the editor from hell!) I have to tell you that we'll be posting quite a bit of yaoi, so if you don't like it, or don't even know what it is, click away now! Click away for the sake of your soul and sanity! Click away because I personally don't want to hear your crap. (Spices: Me neither!)

Now to pass it on to Spice, but before I go, I leave you with a question: -serious face- Are you a happy fishie?

Hello! Spices here. I, unlike Miss Cranky Pants (Misao: My pants are not cranky, and how would you know anyway?!), am honestly glad to meet you!

I like a lot of things, including, but not limited to reading, singing, drawing, socks, wearing shoes, buying shoes, counting my shoes, telling other people how many pairs of shoes I have (55), and anything else shoe related, milk, cookies, socks, chocolate, socks, Howl's Moving Castle, foxes, anime/manga (duh), writing (double duh), Monster, tea, flowers, socks, laughing, funky hats, NOODLES, cats, fuzzy pajamas, Alexander the Great, sailing, socks, and a lot of other random stuff.

As for dislikes, I don't like staplers, pink plastic flamingos (they're tacky), when people read over my shoulder when I'm writing, being bothered incessantly when I'm trying to read, being cold, steak that's well done, when your socks fall off in your sleep, toasters that are possessed, CHEMISTRY, having a picture in your head that you just can't draw, leaky pens, wearing pants, cute shoes that hurt or just don't fit, when my computer breaks, and of course, writer's block.

Random things about me: I wear a size five shoe, I think milk tastes better through a straw, I am a math atheist, I am a Classics major, I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN, I have had conversations consisting solely of Disney quotes, redheads are my kryptonite, I think strawberry cheesecake is heaven on earth.

Missy is busy drowning in lit major stuff and being a "responsible adult" these days, so, there probably won't be much if anything from her anytime soon. As for me, I write mostly original fiction these days, but due to a combination of that post winter break void of nothingness, my inherent desire to do no school work ever, and the urgent need to escape from the incessent chatting of my roommate, I spen large amounts of time frolicking in the joys of Hulu and can therefore be counted on to spit out a few fics a year. :)

RANDOM QUOTE OF WHATEVER AMOUNT OF TIME WE DECIDED TO LEAVE IT UP HERE

"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, then for money."

THINGS WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR

Cats are not water-resistant

When you take off your sweatshirt your shirt comes up

ALWAYS hit save

Check to see if there's toilet paper before you sit down

If you question it, bad things will happen

People tend to think the freezer is a good hiding place. You know, for money, bodies, broccoli...

Cell phone batteries do not last forever

Erasing the picture takes a lot longer than getting a new sheet of paper

Some things are better left unknown

If you can't name it, scrape it off your pizza

The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a cute pair of shoes

Curiosity killed the fangirl's last shred of sanity

A pencil without an eraser might just as well be a pen

The cake is a LIE!