Updated: 12-18-09 (Woo, a month from last time!). Great news! The first chapter of Tales of a Self Insertion has been rewritten, and the new story is officially off to a good start! The second chapter of A Hymn of Change is also up (Even better news) so hopefully Sunset, the last the chapter, will be up soon enough. It' s amazing really...I'm so close to finishing a fic! Yay! Remember, the author loves Private Messages and chatting with readers, writers, people offering to BETA READ, and other things, so please message him. The author is lonely. And the muffins can't keep him company forever. Peace, love, and Happy Holidays!!

Updated: 11-22-09 (See I'm doing it more often) I'm still trying to work the bugs out of my muses for the second chapter of A Hymn of Change, but I have a hymmnos chapter heading (woo) so maybe its a sign by the story's end that I'll have a hymn of my own in the works . On a not so positive note, the only stories I can really work on aren't fanfics at all, but if you want me to send you the one I am currently at work on (A vampire school one with hopefully a better balance than some of the other books out) let me know. On the bright side, I know the next chapter of Sunset will indeed be the last (and I know where it's going to, so the next step is to find the time to actually write it) and Faith in Forever will come after that. Tales of a Self Insertion is still in the red, so let me know about it! Even if you just want me to rewrite it, it's do-able at this stage. And to those who care, I love you all as usual, so keep those reviews and messages a-coming!

Updated: 10-27-2009 (Wow I need to do this more often) Okay, some story issues are arising (Ie. Sunset has writers block but should hopefully get fixed by Xmas, and Tales of a self insertion...Well I've gotten some serious crap reviews for it and I can't imagine it going anywhere now...if you want it updated, tell me, otherwise, I'll pull it at the beginning of next year.)

On a positive note, Faith in Forever should be updated eventually with Sunset (little writing time is had by the author at present), and Hymn of Change will be the same (you see a pattern here). I love my few following fans of these fics, and if you ever want to tell me to get my butt moving on them, please do so, it might help the creative juices lol. As of now I'm going to write once a week to try and keep up. Thanks to those who still read my stuff, I love you most of all!

Updated: 2-28-2008: Got my first good review today. I'll put up the 2nd chapter to Tales of A Self Insertion today, and start on the 3rd soon! Thank you all!

Name: R.J.Jacobs

Sex: Male

Age: Between 1 and 100: Guess!

Birthday: December 24th (I was a Christmas Eve baby. Double Woot!)

Fav. Books: All Harry Potter Books, Inkheart and Inkspell, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Vanity Fair, Pride and Prejudice, The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau Banks, manga, and more.

Fav. : All Harvest Moon Games (64 and Friends of Mineral Town being my favorites), Legend of Heroes: Tear of Vermilion, Spyro the Dragon 1,2, and 3, Final Fantasy X, X-2, and 1, Dragon Warrior Monsters and Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker, and my favorite game, Tales of Symphonia. NOTE: New favorite game series EVER, Ar tonelico!!

Fav. Food: Anything that doesn't have potatoes in it except chips, fries, and such.

Favorite Pairings: Tidus x Yuna, Lloyd x Collette, Lloyd x Sheena, Kratos x Anna, Genis x Presea, Lulu x Waka, Jack x Mary/Cecilia/Nami/Ann, Claire x Gray/Cliff/Marlin/Kai, Zelos x Sheena, Zelos x Collette.( I'm fine with all Yaoi pairings. I am not a homophobe!)

Random Favorite Things:

Randomness

Puppies

Kitties

Fishies

Penguins(All hail the penguins!)

Food

V. Games

Books

History

Greeks ( They have the coolest gods. Too bad they had tons of kids.)

Swimming

Tennis ( My all time favorite sport)

Futurama

Tales of Symphonia

freakyanimegal456 ( Grandkid is an awesome story)

Sheena the Summoner (All hail the mighty Bob!)

Yuan ( When he's obsessed with cheese! Hail to the cheese!)

The voices in my head ( I named them Kratos and Lloyd. Kratos is the sensible one and Lloyd is the stupid one. I mostly listen to Kratos, but I still listen to Lloyd too much.)

Collette ( I love her happiness. I don't care if she's a ditz!)

Sheena ( She's hot and smart, what more could you want?)

Random things I Hate:

Discrimination

Bullying

Going to School ( I like the stuff the learn, its just boring to learn)

People who talk during movies a lot

Homophobes ( They are just cruel to other people)

Flamers

Criminals

Top 5 Favorites V. Game characters:

5. Tidus(Final Fantasy X)

4. Yuna(Final Fantasy X)

3. Collette(Tales of Symphonia)

2. Lloyd(Tales of Symphonia)

1. All of the bachelors and bachelorettes(Harvest Moon)

Top 2 Favorite Writers! Squee!

1. freakyanimegal456

2.Cherry-sama

You Rock!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Quotable Quotes:

"The muffin isn't picky, nor is it tasty, but it is all powerful. All hail the muffin!" Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

"The road to stupid is paved with good intentions." Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Blame your fate!" Kratos, ToS

Copy+Paste Section(Woot!):

POLLUTION SUCKS!

If you think that pollution, deforestation, killing off species and ozone depletion FREAKING SUCK and that your government needs to get it's act together and start helping clean it up, paste this to your profile. Promise that you will recycle, use enviroment friendly items and do your best to keep the planet healthy. It's our world, people, we've only got one!

PROTECT THE PLANET!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, CrazySymphoniaguy

Popularity means nothing.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

That is just pathetic.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

And my friends say I don't have a life.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

I could list them, but it would be too long.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remind you of anyone coughCollettecough

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sheena! And maybe Collette, if she would be quiet.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. (

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Endless number of times.

If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy

and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Why else would I be here?

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you only watch Naruto to see him go fox on someone's hide, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever mispelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you spend more than ten minutes thinking up 'paste this to your profile' quotes, paste this to your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

I saw this on Cherry-sama's profile. I totally agree.

I'm new to fanfiction, so my stories aren't that great, but I came on here to improve my writing. My first wasn't exepted well, so I deleted it.I will, however, change what was needed and put it back on. I except criticism, but only if it's kind. Just reviewing to tell me how bad it is will not be excepted, hearing good points of the story help "soften the blow". Please read and review. I loveth you all!CrazySymphoniaguy.