Let it Begin With a Bad Ending

What about an alternate ending where ironically, everyone dies because Lloyd screwed them over... I would get a little angry and laugh my ass off at the same time. I was bored and came up with this.

When you pick Kratos, and you finish the game, giggles:

In the Renegade base, Raine and Lloyd are near a room were shiney and destructive weapons are.

RAINE- 'Lloyd, don't press that button!'

LLOYD- 'Why not, it's cool looking.'

RAINE- 'No, a button that says 'Blow up Planet' is not good!'

LLOYD- 'But it's Shiney... SHINEY!

RAINE- 'Shiney things can be very dangerous. AND THIS BUTTON IS VERY DANGEROUS!'

LLOYD- 'If it was dangerous, why would they make it?'

RAINE- '... well...'

LLOYD- 'PUSH!' Pushes, world blows up, ending credits/cutscene in which they're in heaven yelling at Lloyd.

SHEENA- 'Goddam you're dumb!'

GENIS- 'You saved the world, and now you blew it up, that's just wrong!'

LLOYD- 'I... I did it for the good of the Tree... right Colette?'

COLETTE- 'Uh... Oh, who are we kidding. You're a goddam moron.

Everyone gasps

Zelos flies by.

ZELOS- 'Hey, long time no see... I didn't expect you all to die so soon... Let me guess. Lloyd blew up the Earth right?'

YUAN- 'Yes, yes he did... even I saw this coming.'

Zelos goes and hugs Lloyd

ZELOS- 'Aw, you killed yourself and all of our friends just so I won't be lonely, right?'

LLOYD- 'Uhh... yeah sure, that's what I did.'

ZELOS- 'Bud! Yay!'

PRESEA- 'I feel the opposite of love for Lloyd, is this de-love?'

REGAL- 'That is called 'anger' remember, we're very angry at Lloyd... except for me. Later, I'm gonna go see your sister.'

PRESEA- 'Ok... afterwards, you wanna see if Vharley or Rodyle ended up here and go beat them up.'

REGAL- 'I'm pretty sure they're in Hell, but it's worth a look, sure.'

GENIS- '... I'm gonna go find my dad.'

RAINE- 'Me too.'

SHEENA- '... Maybe my birth parents are here... later! Thanks Lloyd.'

COLETTE- 'Since my real parents are angels... I'm gonna go find them.'

LLOYD- 'But wasn't that a... nevermind. Bye. I wonder how Dad is feeling about this back on Derris Kharlan?'

Derris Kharlan, Kratos sees the blown up earth.

KRATOS- '... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ok.' walks away.

Back in heaven

ZELOS- 'Well Lloyd, you made everyone happy by killing them.'

LLOYD- 'So this truly is a happy ending.'

In Hell, Mithos Yggdrassil boss's around Hell Minions.

YGGDRASSIL- 'Huah ha ha ha... If I can't have the perfect world, I can at least have the perfect Hell!' A demon walks to him, and whispers something. 'WHAT, Lloyd blew up the Earth... By pushing the button? I coulda given him that same technology, tell him it was shiney candy, leave Earth, have it blown up and be done with it... what the Hel... here! And now an angel ruling over Hell, can this game get anymore horribly ironic... end this right now... NOW!'

PRONYMA- 'Lord Yggdrassil, who are you talking to?'

YGGDRASSIL- 'The creators of this game! Those little devils right there in the corner... I said stop!'

He burns the demons, grabs the pen they were using for writing the script. And starts scribbling and writing.

YGGDRASSIL- 'Here's your ending. Mithos wins, Lloyd burns in eternal Hell fire. Mithos and Martel live happily ever after in Derris Kharlan... of course, after he skinned off Kratos and made him into a rug. Hee hee hee. Now...'

Yggdrassil turns on his gamecube.

YGGDRASSIL- 'Ok, new game of 'Tales of Yggdrassil'. Huah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha ah ha!'

MAGNIUS- 'I CALL REGAL, WHEN YOU GET HIM FROM MIZUHO OF COURSE!'

YGGDRASSIL- '...No, I get him.'

MAGNIUS- 'BUT YOU ALWAYS PLAY AS LLOYD... and sometimes Colette!'

YGGDRASSIL- 'Shush... no one must know... fine. Until then, you wanna be Raine when I get her?'

MAGNIUS- 'YEAH SURE, SHE'S HOT AND SO...'

YGGDRASSIL- ''And so am I because I use fire!' Yeah yeah, whatever! Now shut up and get Forcystus, I just know he wants to be Genis.'

MAGNIUS- 'WHY GENIS!'

FORCYSTUS- 'Because he's the best.'

YGGDRASSIL- 'Yeah, he's cool. Now let's play!'

Fin