Hey everyone,

My name is Mary and my passions are: acting, dancing, reading, writing, and reading/writing fanfiction.

Favorite pairings:

Zoey 101:

Zoey/Chase

Quinn/Logan

Dana/Logan

Lola/Michael

Friends:

Ross/Rachel

Chandler/Monica

Phoebe/Joey

Phoebe/Mike

iCarly:

Sam (Samantha)/Freddie

Carly/Freddie

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermoine

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermoine

Scooby Doo:

Daphne/Fred

Shaggy/Velma

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited:

Batman (Bruce)/Wonder Woman (Diana)

Green Lantern (John)/Hawkgirl (Shayera)

Green Lantern (John)/Vixen (Mari)

Superman (Clark)/ Lois Lane

The Princess Diaries (books and movies):

Mia/Michael - both books and mvoies

Lily/Boris -books

Tina/Boris -books

Lily/J.P. -books

Gossip Girl (books and TV show):

Nate/Blair - both books and TV show

Serena/Dan - both books and TV show

Alison/Rufus - TV show

Jenny/Nate - both books and TV show

Blair/Aaron - books

Serena/Nate - books (I hate them as a couple on the TV show)

Chuck/Blair - TV show

Danny Phantom:

Danny/Sam (Samantha)

The Nanny:

Maxwell/Fran

Niles/CeCe

Smallville:

Clark/Lois

Clark/Lana (I like Clark and Lois MUCH more though... probably because of the comics and TV shows)

Chloe/Jimmy

Tess/Oliver

Lois/Oliver

Castle:

Castle/Beckett

The Vampire Diaries:

Pairings I can't stand:

Zoey 101:

Logan/Zoey

Chase/Lola

Zoey/James

Friends:

Joey/Rachel

Ross/Julie, Mona, and anybody that's not Rachel

The Princess Diaries (books and movies):

Mia/J.P. - books

Mia/Nicholas - movies

Clarisse/Joseph - movies (I don't particularly care for them)

Gossip Girl (books and TV show):

Serena/Nate - TV show (I love them though as a couple in the books)

Dan/Vanessa - TV show (better as a couple in the books)

Lily/Rufus - TV show

Nate/Julie - TV show

The Nanny:

Maxwell/CeCe

Smallville:

Chloe/Davis

Clark/Chloe (they're better as friends)

Clark/Alicia

Lex/Lana

The Vampire Diaries:

Damon/Elena (I know everyone likes them but I don't care. Stefan will always be Elena's true love.)

Jeremy/Bonnie

Jeremy/Vicki

Tyler/Vicki

Glee:

Favorite TV Shows: Zoey 101, Friends, iCarly, The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, Dancing With the Stars, Cougar Town, Castle, Glee, The Vampire Diaries and Smallville.

Favorite Movies: Bringing Up Baby, Casablanca, Wizard of Oz, Singing in the Rain, On the Town, Father of the Bride (both versions), The Simpsons Movie, almost all animated Disney movies, Sister Act, Sound of Music, Legally Blonde, Grease, and Dirty Dancing

Favorite Quotes:

- Inspirational Quotes -

"Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Never pretend to love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command." - Alan Watts

- Funny Quotes -

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." - Mickey Rooney

"In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." - Rita Rudner

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, then you've got it made." - George Burns

"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace hardcover books - it makes a very poor doorstop." - Alfred Hitchcock

"If you ask me something I don't know, I'm not going to answer." - Yogi Berra

"Recession is when someone loses a job. Depression is when you lose yours." - Ronald Reagan

-Favorite TV Shows Quotes -

"How you doin'?" -Joey from Friends

"How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?" -Rachel to Ross from Friends

"Do you really think I'm a killer?" - Castle from Castle

"Yes, you kill my patience." - Beckett

- "Casablanca" Quotes -

"Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that *you've* never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open. - Captain Renault

"Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette." - Rick

"That is *another* reason." - Captain Renault

"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?" - Captain Renault

"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters." - Rick

"The waters? What waters? We're in the middle of a desert." - Captain Renault

"I was misinformed." - Rick

"What nationality are you?" - Major Strasser

"I'm a drunkard." - Rick

"That makes Rick a citizen of the world." - Captain Renault

And remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart." - Rick

"That is my *least* vulnerable spot." - Captain Renault

- Personal Quotes -

"Is Bombay the place where the volcano exploded?" - Ariana

"What?" - Me

"You know, that place in Italy." - Ariana

"Ari, that was POMPEII!" -Me

"Oh. So then where's Bombay?" - Ariana

"India." -Me

"Mr. Gherghi, you need to loosen up and play in the hay." -Me to my math teacher when I saw that he was tense

"Almost all guys are lesbian and almost all girls are gay." - Mariel

"Excuse me?" -Me

"If you're lesbian, you like only girls and if you're gay, you like only guys. Guys who are heterosexual like only girls and girls who are heterosexual like only guys. See, guys are lesbian and girls are gay." -Mariel in "explanation."

"Only you, Mariel, would think of something like this." - Me

"Miracles are like meatballs..." -Lemony Snicket from "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

"Jingle." - Shirley singing

"Bells." -Me singing

"Jingle." - Shirley singing

"Bells." Me singing

"Jingle." -Shirley singing

"All." - Me singing

"All." - Shirley singing

'Shirley, you're supposed to say 'the' " -Me

"Why?" - Shirley

"Cuz it's "Jingle all THE way." - Me

"OOOOHHHH!" - Shirley

"Let's try again" -Me

"Ok. Jingle." -Shirley singing

"Bells." -Me singing

"Jingle." - Shirley singing

"Fly like a chicken, into the future!" - Mariel singing

(I turn red and laugh hysterically)

"Slow and steady wins the race and that's why the bunny lost." - Mariel

"I wanna be a ghost! I wanna be white!" - Ariana (she's already white (caucasian))

"I wanna be as good as math as you are. I should go to your tutoring school." -Mariel

"Then why don't you?" - Jessica

"I can't because you all speak Russian and you're all too tan." -Mariel

"WHAT?! Too tan?? Russians are freaking albino!" - Jessica

(My friends and I with our class are walking back from Burger King after a class field trip. The whole time, Jessica and Mariel are trying to trip me. Jessica finally succeeds and I fall flat on my face and my soda that I was carrying goes flying. I don't yell: "Ow!" or "Why did you do that?!" or "What the hell is wrong with you?!" Instead this is what I say:)

"MY SODA!" -Me

"You got a 90 on your Spanish quiz Jessica." - Mrs. Sanchez (half of my class's Spanish teacher)

"YES!" - Jessica and vigorously raises her hands up in the air as if talking to God.

"Your shirt looks like the one Waldo wears." - Mr. Pigman

"Who?" - Me

"Waldo. From 'Where's Waldo?'" - Mr. Pigman

"Who's Baldo?" -Me (Yes, I had a spaz moment)

"WALDO!" - John

"Oh. OHHHHHHH!" -Me

"Mr. Hale says a lot of inappropriate things." - Victoria

"Like?" - Me

"He said his wife is allergic to latex." - Victoria

"So?" - Me

"What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear that?" - Victoria

"OHHHHHHH! EWWWW!" - Me

"Jessica, what's '25'?" - Me (She's explaining a math problem to me and all of a sudden, I see '25' on the piece of paper where's she's solving the problem for me)

"Your IQ." - Jessica (Even though it's insulting, I also find it rather amusing.)

"Is the Earth bigger than the Sun?" - Cascia

"Y'know that in Alaska, there are periods during the year where there's sunlight 24 hours a day." - Mr. Hale

"Does that mean that Alaska doesn't sleep?" - Me

""Titanic" was so long. About half way through the movie I was just like, 'Sink already!'" - Mr. Melara

"What part are you up to?" - Me (turning around and whispering to Julianne during our French midterm)

"Part V. There's one question I just can't get!" - Julianne

"Well you should probably just skip it and go on to the next one. Or maybe..." - Me

"Marie! Control yourself!" - Mr. Melara (turning around and seeing that we're talking)

(During our French midterm, Mr. Melara was our proctor but he was also checking on students of his next door and we kept asking him questions so he's about to leave when...)

"Mr. Melara, don't leave! I need you!" - Olivia

"Olivia!" - Mr. Melara (jokingly points to his wedding ring)

"Mrs. Elkind, what's this number?" - Me (Handing my Shakespeare/Modern Drama teacher my midterm to ask what did I get out of 10 on a short answer question. This is after trying to do some math to see what the number was.)

"Nine. Did you try adding up all the numbers?" - Mrs. Elkind

"I did! It wasn't working!" - Me

"Mr. Grusky, what does this say?" - Me (Handing my Political Philosophy teacher my midterm so he can read a comment he wrote on the side)

"Backlash not necessary. Develop more on the spirit of...(fifteen seconds pass)...I have no idea." - Mr. Grusky

"Someone give me a masculine French noun." - Kirsten (my French professor)

"Stylo (which means pen)." - Me

"Ok. A more interesting noun." - Kirsten

"Nicole and I have given Adam (the guy who likes me, as of now and is very touchy feely with me) a new name." - Nia

"What is it?" - Me

"Touchy McFeely." - Nicole

You know you live in 2011 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screename or Myspace/Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over your house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5

10.) You checked back to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly

Put this in your profile if you fell for that. Don't lie to yourself and not put it in cuz i'll be watching. LOL. J/K.

(Thank you Raven100104 for that)

Ideas for Upcoming Stories

I apparently have had some trouble figuring when to update these so I hope that soon I can add one or two. Here are some ideas. No titles decided yet.

Zoey 101:

1) Chase comes back early from England and is shocked to discover that Zoey has a boyfriend - James. Will Chase and Zoey's unsettled romance start to take shape or is Zoey going to stay with James and never know what could have happened between Chase and her?

2) Chase and Zoey are in Maui for the summer and it is going beautifully. But, what will happen when certain people arrive and certain events occur that try to tear the couple apart?

The Princess Diaries (the movie):

It is two weeks until the wedding of Mia and Nicholas. Everything is going pretty well, until someone arrives for the wedding who will change Mia's life forever!

The Swan Princess:

The event of the year has come. It is Odette and Derek's twins: Siegfried and Odile's 16th birthday. This will be a day of celebration, joy, and the day the twins meet the person he/she is betrothed too. Meanwhile, two of Rothbart's former assistants: Galphin and Urusla (who worked with them at the same time) are trying to recover the Forbidden Arts and make Odette pay for Rothbart sing he dumped them for the person in his original plan all along: Odette. They've also decided to go after Derek just becuse he's Odette's husband. Will Galphin and Ursula succeed? If they do, can Siegfried, Odile, Puffin, Jean-Bob, Speed, and Whizzer save Odette and Derek? Join the old friends and new ones in the adventure of a lifetime.

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited:

1) Batman (Bruce Wayne) and Wonder Woman (Princess Diana) have always been attracted to each other. What will happen after the two bump into one another at a romantic ski lodge by accident? Will sparks fly or will the passion between Bruce and Diana die?

2) Bruce/Diana fluff

3) A love triangle forms between Bruce, Diana, Superman (Clark Kent), and Lois Lane (Superman's girlfriend). How did this happen? Who will end up with who? Will this permanantly destroy the Justice League?

4) A love triangle between Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol), Green Lantern (John Stewart), and Mari aka Vixen (John's current girlfriend). Who is John meant to be with?

Friends:

Ross and Rachel are finally getting married! No one is drunk or gay/lesbian, or going to day the wrong name (the reasons for all three of Ross' failed marriages lol). Will they make it down the aisle with the help Of Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey?

More idea for other stories to be expected.

EXCERPTS

He and His Girl

Chapter 13

"Why? Why? Why?" Michael asked for about the fiftieth time.

"I told you why already," Lisa said. "I never wanted to hurt you... or Zoey... or Lola... or anyone."

"Then why?" Michael asked.

It seemed that 'why' was the only word he could say.

Lisa sighed. "Sit down," she said, "and I'll tell you everything."

That's the Glory of Love

Chapter 2

"You're the one who broke up with me!" Zoey yelled. "You don't get to control my life!"

"That's not what I'm trying to do!" Chase insisted.

"It's exactly what you're trying to do!" Zoey insisted back. "Now get out of my apartment!"