The Red team doesn't seem to have it all together, but yet they manage through each day at a time. Everyone you love is there, including the Doc and the handy Engineer. Join them in Spectator Mode as they make a mess for the Bloo Team every stinkin' day.

Jack Harvest never liked himself—thought himself as plain and not much to look at. The women in Forget-Me-Not Valley seem to think otherwise. Not that he would know. Talk about some serious self-esteem issues.

We were never meant to take on captives... A Team Fortress 2 fic that follows the capture of an unlucky BLU team member.

This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.

-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.

He missed Coach's loud booming voice and constant encouragement, Ellis' never ending stories about times that he and Keith spent together and how much he loved the Midnight Riders, and Rochelle…he missed everything about Rochelle.

AU: What if Wheatley and Chell had gone through the majority of the testing together?

Who is the woman named Caroline? How did she get mixed up in the crazy that is Aperture Science? CaveXCaroline in later chapters.

You know, the two of them could've escaped together. Started a new life on the outside. Just the two of them against the world. Partners in crime. Oh, what he wouldn't give for that. What he wouldn't give… "SPAAAAACE!" "SHUT UP!" Post Portal 2. SPOILERS

When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.

Snippets of Portal 2 from Wheatley and Chell's points of view. long drabbles contained; developing ChellxWheatley

A conversation with someone about why they can't talk is bound to be a little one-sided, but GlaDOS is willing to try. Spoilers for Portal 2.

Inertia. The resistance to change. A chronological look inside the mind of GLaDOS through Portal and Portal 2.

GlaDOS knows of a certain euphoric feeling she has when testing subjects. But how can Chell help re enact this "euphoria"? Rated M for Mature content in later chapters. WARNING: SPOILER ESQUE ELEMENTS OF PORTAL 2.

Most women thought that a nice candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant was the ideal night with their loved one. Chell, on the other hand, would much rather stay up late at night sipping coffee with hers. Human!AU Chelley.

Sentences about GLaDOS and Chell. Written for the LJ challenge. Chapter 2 will have Spoilers for Portal 2.

A quick one-shot about the Space Core finding the truth about space.

Free at last, Chell can't help but think back on her terrifying adventure and the insane computer she had somehow managed to tame. Chell and GLaDOS centric.

In having completed their quests for own personal reasons, every warrior has a story to tell in the wake of their success or failure. What lies within their soul is truth. Drabbles on every SC character, taking place after their game endings. COMPLETE

They say that romance is a nocturnal beast. In the Vocaloid house, this is a well-known truth. These fluffy and steamy vignettes explore just what goes on around the house late at night. Encounter #04: Len/Rin. Open to requests.

The misadventures and misfortunes of the poor misguided and misunderstood Soul of Tira as she searches for meaning in this cruel and ugly world. A liberal interpretation of the character and her storyline pre-SCIII--SCIV. I suck at summaries, I know.

One night Cassandra dreams of her youth and her dearest sister, but all is not as it appears to be. Rated for dark/sensual themes.

A dark, bittersweet look into the depths of Amy and Raphael. Somewhat platonic. This is my first fan fic, so reviews of all kinds are welcome.

Knowing only the present and past, nobody could possibly imagine the ramifications of even the most insignificant of actions. Averting the eyes for only a moment could make all the difference in the world. Oneshot.

Every couple has their ups, downs, laughs and moments of love; Kaito and Miku are by no means different. 50 Sentences, no particular order

What if Gordon weren't always covered up in that HEV suit? Can you have a moment involving touch that is intimate, but more emotionally than erotically? Can one experience mean different things to two different participants? An experiment in fluff.

Oneshot giftfic for Regii. They say blood is thicker than water. But when water becomes stronger, it can sweep away anything. Based on the Romeo and Cinderella PV. MikuxKaito, rated for language and slight sexual themes. Love you, Regii!

Please stay with me. Lets play house, just for a little while longer. Collective One-shots about the cannon characters.

Every day they took the same pills, but they never stopped to think if those blank bottles really contained pain pills as they'd hoped. Silly little one-shot.

The usual safe house reaching ritual is broken when they realise they've left someone behind...

Tamaki is an idiotic lord at first sight, but he changes completely when he plays piano. When he plays, he captivates people and touches their hearts. Now, he's going to put that to use and captivate someone's heart. Haruhi Fujioka's heart.

Sequel to The Bends. Everything about his life has changed, and it's almost too much for Gordon. But there is one silver lining.

"It was inevitable that this little lion cub, so fragile and innocent to everything around her, would grow up to be a strong, proud lioness..." One-shot.

Sometimes it seemed as though they both struggled to speak, yet the meaning was always conveyed. My first Half-Life fic. Please review.

Coach has a bad run-in with a tank and the other survivors start to realize how vital they are to each other. Rated M for future content, violence, cursing, and gore. WARNING: Do not read if you don't like character death. Ellis/Nick slash.

They created Astaroth to kill the wielder of Soul Edge and bring it home. When he revolted, they created the Iron Maiden to kill Astaroth and bring him home. For one with no soul, what is it like to be the perfect soldier?

All alone in the city, Holly Lancaster is fighting for her life. Jockeys jump her from every corner, Witches chase her down streets and into hiding, and zombies just plain annoy her. But, after a close call, she meets four new survivors...

The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.

Willow was a female Hunter. When stumbled upon 4 Survivors she doesn't want to harm them, in fact, she feels the need to protect them and learn from them.Who new what it would lead to! T for blood and possible death. RoxNick and EllisXoc

What does one do when their life has been scattered? Toko

Hurt by the Spitter she just killed, the Hunter looked up at the man in the Hat. "Please." She begged. ELLIS/FEMHUNTER RATED M FOR A REASON IN LATER CHAPS. BETA'D By slicerness and DamienDarkside

As Alyx mourns the loss of her father, Gordon offers his support in the only way he knows how: silently. Gordon x Alyx. :: ONE-SHOT

Gordon demands answers from himself concerning how he is still alive. The Combine's undying determination to hold Earth is everpresent. And a single individual watches over the entire human race, observing their resolute resistance with a pensive calm.

Chell's final realization: after the end, after everything that's happened, there is no cake...only Her voice.

Anata wo ai shite imasu—I love you. Two lovers torn from one another, forever lost to the other's embrace. As each cries out for the other, neither can do anything to dim this ever pervading pain, at loss of true love's embrace... AU MikuXKaito HIATUS

When Haruhi Fujioka enrolled at Ouran Academy, she had never imagined herself being unwittingly pulled into a love triangle. She is about to learn just how capricious life can truly be. NOW COMPLETE!

Short oneshot of Hana's thoughts.

Doctor Breen's scientists wanted to create the ultimate weapon. They stripped away her humanity and have her circuitry. She was born again, but as a monstrosity. They didn't forsee that she would cause a turmoil beyond anything they had ever seen.

Oneshot GakupoxRin MikuxKaito. Sequel to Were You Listening? Rin's jealous of Miku and Kaito's love and she has a plan to outdo them at the next concert. Len refuses to be a part of it, so she gets Kamui Gakupo to help her. It's just an act, right? NOT.

The Gman whispers a final threat to Gordon. Alyx looks to no one after the death of her father. Barney is wounded and appears hopeless. And in a forest far away, a woman wearing half an orange jumpsuit and a dead civil protection's jacket simply survives.

Submitted for my English creative writing.

When Haruhi returns from school on White Day, she finds something rather unexpected waiting for her in her apartment. Oneshot

A collection of oneshots based on characters from the Soul Calibur universe. After the rise and fall of the Hero King Algol's tower, souls affected by the clash of the Soul Swords find themselves adapting to the new age of peace, however short it may be.

Miku is mad at the spy so she fites back!

To the rest of the world, she was merely a shadow of something long dead." Another chapter in the Series of Evil; a story of Rejection, Loyalty, and a Forbidden Love that was never meant to be.

They’re mine too, you know. I know that they always refer to me as ‘their Haruhi’, their toy, the thing they cling to tighter than Tamaki clings to his teddy bear. They’d never acknowledge that the door swings both ways."

Hatsune Miku is a young girl who lives in a small village. She would be like everyone else, if she were not blind. Persecuted by her fellow villagers, she escapes to the forest, where she meets a rather peculiar stranger... :Kaito/Miku, fairytaleish:

On Haruhi's birthday, the Host Club shares with her both strawberries and love. Oneshot.

Haruhi learns that life as Tamaki Suoh's mistress is more complicated than she could have imagined, but in the end, he is worth it. One-shot

Her beautiful voice had been shot, her long hair had been pulled out of her head by her own grotesque nails... Because they had promised."

With a calm exterior, you can hide any kind of inner universe within yourself. It's become an art, really. An art of survival. Because if you betray any of those thoughts, you'll end up spirited away to the Citadel where you'll end up either dead or worse

A series of small one-shots, ranging from paragraphs to pages long, each one based on a certain theme. Gordon and Alyx-centric, for the most part. Okay, maybe some Grigori. Violence and language -- this is Half-Life, after all.

When Beast Boy convinces the Titans to go trick-or-treating and dress up as regular people, will the night end up in fun or just plain chaos? R&R! Slight RobStar, Flinx, JeriKole, BBRae, and CyBee.

L4D2. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light. Nick x Rochelle

Gnomes are strange little creatures, sometimes they're magical, and other times...they're a major pain in the butt... A non-slash fic revolving mostly around Nick, Ellis, and that damn gnome...

Nick hates being stuck on a stupid ship, but Ellis has some solutions.

Master was so kind to let us go to school!" Miku didn't know that this particular school was...out of the ordinary...Host Club, meet the VOCALOIDS! They're not really human but they'll show you what FUN is! Rated T to be safe.

Oneshot. Tamaki knows better than anyone that Christmas is meant to be spent with family, even if that family does not happen to be related by blood. Tamaki x Haruhi

Based on the new L4D2 DLC coming out. When the stock car is damaged and the APC is out of gas, how far will the survivors go to escape? Will they be friends or enemies? A/N: Second chapter up, excluding prologue.

Tamaki x Haruhi oneshot. Haruhi is at a loss when it comes to what to get Tamaki for his birthday, but it turns out that the perfect gift can't be found in a store...

Tamaki x Haruhi oneshot.“I love you,” as Haruhi was musing, Tamaki had managed to sidle up behind her and wrap his arms around her waist, and his breath was warm against the shell of her ear as he spoke. “I love you more than the moon.”

Her childhood was training and hiding in the shadows. Growing from an infant murdering for a living. But when the days the Bird of Passage beguins to die, and the infamous organization collapses, Tira finds she's losing herself to a double personality.

After receiving a message from another swords girl to beware of Raphael, Cassandra seeks him out to settle the score once and for all, but is she truly prepared for what she is about to face? Future Raphael/Cassandra. Dark Fic. You've been warned. CH14 UP

Spy duels Miku to the death!

Miku was cold and lost out in the snow, but someone came to take her home. Unfortunately, no matter how long he waited, and no matter how long he sang, he could not do much for her...

Everyone loses at least once in their life. Mariya Shidou is no different.

Until the double bar is reached, the tale is woven in the melody. ::Songfic/Oneshot Collection:: ::Rated M for overall content::

Otou-sama...you have crafted me differently from my sisters. But I will not give up. I will become your Alice.

While Kaito - who loves Miku with all of his heart - is out, Miku decides to dig through his room. What does she find...? Simple. A huge stack of love notes, all for her, all from Kaito. Oneshot.

An alternate version of the events of SC3 and SC4 with twists to the story and characters. Final Chapter: 60. This story is now complete! I hope you enjoyed it!

Some things are just meant to bring us together.

Two childish rebels, Rob and Timothy, have stolen Freeman's crowbar and glasses! It's all fun and games when you pretend to be Dr. Freeman for a night, until you find out you've been being watched. . .

The story of Miku and Kaito, and how they were quickly becoming more than just friends, even if they didn't realize it.

A collection of poetry about all eight dolls. Enjoy!

Twenty years later, after the defeat of the Combine, a new threat invades Earth. It's time for Freeman to take up the crowbar once again. Rated T for some intense violence. *Spoilers, not only for Half Life, but for my own previous writings*

Glados is back with an all new subject and all new toys. But this time the subject won't be alone - and doesn't plan on being Glados' guinea pig without a fight.

And yet, through the blood and the rain, he finds some way to stand up straight and fight. Character analysis.

How a child born without a name became a man who didn't need one.

After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-

But only a host of phantom listeners that dwelt in the lone house then stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight to that voice from the world of men...seven pieces of love, madness and corruption. Cass/Raph.

Kaito was supposed to be my older brother, right? Then .. why couldn't I see him like that?

SCIV: "A god, a being of such pure and unstoppable power, was kneeling in defeat before her. And she could only feel sympathy and pity for such a creature." A priestess, a man, and the Wind. ::Talimcentric, slight novelization.::

On a rainy day in Rouen, two people watch the sky and dream of greater things. Pre-SCII.

Raphael, Siegfried, and six meetings: five times they crossed blades, and the one time they did not. :for the meme of five; complete:

A story, telling the tale of nearly all of the vocaloids and their daily lives. Humorous, Romantic and even sad at times, I hope that you will enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it. There is only one scene in the entire story with mature content

One day, Kanako finds a small pink envelope on her desk. Shoujo ai, yuri, het, mistaken identity yaoi. Please R & R! All of it is one-sided, however.

There's only one thing Kanako's ever really wanted, but unfortunately it seems to only be possible in her sweetest dreams. Kanako X All Female Harem. Yuri, shoujo ai, lesbian. Please R & R!

Maria Holic fic. Kanako Miyamae confesses her feelings of love to Kiri Nanami, and things play out from there. Shoujo ai, yuri. Kanako X Kiri. Please R & R!

A brief vignette to bring some life into one of the more interesting enemies in the series: The Striders.

Named for S1's ending song of the same name, 'Velvet Moon', this is from Inner Moka's POV. Rated 'M' for adult/vampire situations.

TF2 Story. Oneshots. Really now, how good do you think nine sadistic, convoluted, and eccentric individuals grouped together can communicate? Chap. 5: Boomerang You

Some things can't be fixed once they're broken. Cassandra is learning that. Post-SCIV, vaguely Raphael/Cassandra.

Don't choke out your light in our dark abyss. Shine on. For us. -Raphael x Cassandra, Oneshot-

What if I'd rather burn? Raphael/Cassandra.

What, exactly, is GLaDOS’ story? What pushed her over the edge all those years ago? And what, exactly, is the deal with Chell, her newest test subject? One thing's for certain: Aperture Laboratories has more than its fair share of secrets...

Two sisters, one clings to the light, the other descends into darkness.

Being jealous can lead to some unexpected confessions. Amy/Raphael. A little ooc and fluff.

The story of Amy and Raphael. Amy begins to question why Raphael is so protective, and tries to venture out on her own. Rated to be safe/later chapters. Please R&R!

When he is blissfully alone, Tamaki allows himself to indulge in his deepest fantasies. Implied TamakixHaruhi. One-shot written for "Ouran Contest" on LJ

The roses turn from coal black to red every time she visits. One day, Amy hopes, they'll stay coal black. One day. Cass/Raph

She calls it obsession that I'd rather hold her rose than be alone; oneshot:KlausFiona

An adaption of Episode 3. MAJOR SPOILERS Rated T for intense violence.

A tale of two souls and a sword - This is the story of Raphael and Amy Sorel during Soul Calibur III and beyond. What happens when Amy decides to follow her father into the unknown and ends up with his enemies...? Rated T for future content.

I am the spider, and they have waltzed into my web. I will sink my metaphorical poisonous fangs into their flesh… for you. I will slay them… for you. I will kill… for you. -Oneshot-

Sesutska does abit of soul searching. A vignette?

He sees her. She's always on his mind. He cannot explain his fascination. He doesn't understand why he's so obsessed with her. ZAGR!

This is based off of a quote in EP I when Alyx and Gordon are on the Stalker train and Alyx makes her sad speech. Well, it seems to me that someone she knew had been forced to become a stalker. This is my version of said event.

You cannot add to what is already perfect.

She wondered whether her sister prayed to Artemis for nighttime beauty. Cass/Raph.

She never wanted to love him. Now, it takes everything she has not to be consumed. A look into Cassandra's mind as she begins to fall. Slightly dark, suggestive Raph/Cass.

Gordon Freeman started it. Adrian Shephard has been sent to finish it. And Barney Calhoun is just stuck in the middle.

The calm before the storm. Two souls share a moment as their destined battle draws near. Raphael/Cassandra. One-shot, SC3.

A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.

Silly little oneshot written over the holidays. Barney and Gordon finally grab that beer we're always hearing about, mentions of GordonxAlyx towards the end. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Are you sure you want to access this super SECRET, terriby DANGEROUS data that might scar you for life? Yes? Don't say we didn't warn you... Accessing GLaDOS Memory Logs...

Tira has some fun after she runs into someone she never expected to see again. Tira X Amy. Warning: YURI CRACK FIC WITH LEMON!

Short poems by Soul Calibur characters

Crack!fic, OOCness. Mistranslations piss off Cassandra. They even reduce Taki to smashing down doors.

Imagine the characters of the cool game Soul Calibur doing Fairy Tale plays thanks to yours truly. See the characters act naturally out of their game characters... And... YUNSUNG'S IN A DRESS? How will they react to this odd little twist? Read to find out

A poem I wrote while waiting for the document uploader to start working. Please R&R. This is my first submission, so I'd like to know what to work on. Note: I do not own Soul Calibur or anything related to it.

In this cruel underworld, nothing is sacred. Long ago had her innocence been stolen away from her, with every beating, every kill, at the hands of her Master. It is here that the Angel of Death's story begins. Where the story of Tira starts.

Through the door, backtoback, Amy and Raphael talk about life, love, and decisions people must make.

Soul Edge has been defeated, but before the heroes can return to their former lives, a reincarnation of the former evil surfaces. Talim, Rafael, Ivy, Kilik focus

A collection of songfics about characters of Soul Calibur 2 and 3. I know the title sucks, but I couldn't think of anything else.... FINALLY COMPLETE PEOPLE

ONESHOT When the government finally catches him, Raphael feels he's going insane without Amy. He knows she'll go to heaven and he'll go to hell, but he can't help but hope... Warning: Character Death. there's more to it though!

An Opener to a Fanfic I may or may not get around to uploading, If enough people ask, Ill do it

A groundhog's shadow doesn't mean a thing. The way how most people act at this time of year, you'll swear it's a conspiracy.

Based on Soul Calibur III timeline. A series of tales told by the characters themselves. A chronicle of each of the character's motives and past. Chapter five, Priestess of the Winds & Blade of Youth is up! Please read and review! I'll appreciate it!

Nightmare had grown weary of it all. Drabble.

Tira's origin story! Explains the simple event that made her kill her foster family and ruin her ordinary life, as well as her affinity for ravens.

A little fic covering the end of Raphael's search for the Evil Sword. Probably been done before there are only so many ways to retell anything and it's been lying around since I first played SCII when it came out, but hopefully still worth a read.

A collection of TT songfics to Evanescence songs. RxS.

After reading Raphael's Soul Caliber II profile, I couldn't help but write a story around it. It's unfinished, but this is only a day's work. Expect more real soon.

My take on Voldo and his actions following a kill. Rated PG13 for some gory imagery. Oneshot. Format edited & reposted

A short, humorous account by Lizardman.

Amy's routine for survival results in an unexpected encounter. Now, what to do with him?

This is the ALW musical version of Phantom of the Opera -entirely in limerick!