Miku looked at the Host Club curiously.

"What do you do in the Host Club?" Miku asked, tilting her head to the side. Meiko's eyes bulged, and she clapped her hands over Miku's ears, and Kaito and Luka covered the blonde twins' ears.

"You will not tell her you are sex slaves or any of the like! Miku-chan is too innocent!" Meiko looked like a furious red demon from hell.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Tamaki waved his arms around in the air, and the red-headed twins snickered evilly behind him. "WE ARE NOT- THOSE!!! We are…" Tamaki rambled off on being handsome men with too much time on their hands entertaining ladies who also have too much time on their hands.

"Still sound like sex slaves to me," Meiko mumbled, her eyes still looking evil. Miku shrugged off Meiko's hands, and looked at the club sweetly.

"You're a Host Club right!? Does that mean you host parties and stuff!?" Miku's eyes held such innocent curiosity.

"Uhm…Y-Yeah," Tamaki stuttered, wincing from the glare Meiko sent him. Haruhi looked at the singers curiously, and saw the purple-haired one staring at him curiously.

"You're a girl right?" Gakupo's blunt statement made Tamaki face-fault.

"N-NO! Haruhi is a manly man! He is very strong and loves sports and-," The twins quieted Tamaki by gagging him with a cloth.

"Hmm…Haruhi, your debt is raised by a thousand. It seems your secret is getting harder to keep," Kyouya told the girl host, and Haruhi had anime tears falling down her eyes.

"Why me? Damn rich bastards," Haruhi mumbled, and started to walk away.

"Your group is called 'VOCALOIDS' right?" At seeing the nod of Meiko, his glasses gained an evil glint. "I have a proposition for you all."

Miku stared at the posh music room. She wondered why none of their old schools had stuff like these.

"Meiko-nee, why is the floor moving?" Rin was right, the floor was moving. A high pitch laugh rang out, and out from the floor came this platform.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! IT'S THE VOCALOIDS!!! I GOT ALL YOUR SONG DISCS AND OMG RIN AND LEN ARE SO CUTE! I LOVE LUKA-SAMA'S HAIR! GAKUPO-SAMA IS SO CUTE! KAITO-SAMA IS HAWT! MEIKO IS SEXY! I GOT YOUR COSPLAY! MIKU-SAMA IS ADORABLE!" The group covered their ears, already used to fans rambling to them and screaming to them. They tried their hardest to ignore her, but seeming as they had nowhere else to run to, they stayed put.

"This is Renge-chan. She is the…Host Club's self-proclaimed manager," One of the twins draped their arm around Miku, " And she's an otaku."

Renge stopped her rant and her hair turned into snakes. She chased the twin around until she finally gave her farewell.

"That was…uncalled for," Luka mumbled, looking around her. Gakupo was staring starry-eyed at the place where the platform disappeared to.

"I want one! I really, really want one!" Gakupo exclaimed, acting like a child. Luka sweat-dropped when Miku joined in the begging.

"Megane-san, what did you want?" Rin asked, bored as hell. Kyouya twitched slightly, but smiled none-the-less.

"If you would all sit down," Kyouya motioned towards the couches set up at one end of the room. He let the guests make themselves comfortable before speaking up. "I'd like for the boys to be a part of the Host Club and for you all the perform for us daily."

"WHAT!? I'm surprised Kyo-chan asked them instead of Tama-chan!" Honey exclaimed from his place on Mori's shoulder.

"So are we," The Hitachiin twins said, blinking their eyes owlishly at Kyouya.

"If you get us what we want the most, then you got it!" Meiko cheered, her eyes sparkling.

"What is it?" Tamaki asked, and they all snapped their heads towards him.

"Leeks."

"Tuna."

"Eggplants."

"Bananas."

"Orange Juice."

"Ice Cream."

"Sake."

The Hosts stared at the VOCALOIDS, sweat-dropping at their choice of food.

"It can all be arranged," Kyouya fixed his glasses, the light glinting off them.

"Yay! That means we can stay!" Miku cheered, and the Hosts stared at her.

"What do you mean by that?" Haruhi asked as she refilled the tea-cups.

"Master said that if we liked a school or we're not kicked out," Here Rin and Len shouted that it was the other schools' fault for not letting them ride their Road Roller, "we could stay! I can't wait to call Mikuo, Teto, Gumi, Ted, Neru, Ned, and the others!"

Tamaki gulped. "O-Others?" He imagined some others that looked like Meiko. Miku nodded excitedly.

I can't wait to introduce you all!"

AN: There, Merry Chirstmas! I HOPE you all LOVE it no matter how SHORT it is. This is specially dedicated to Kittykata who is my awesome friend and who deserves this chapter. I HOPE YOU DON' MIND HOW SHORT THIS IS!!!