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About Me...

I am Sarah, and I am mostly a wreck but sometimes a writer and sometimes both.

Quotes that amuse and inspire:

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” -Marianne Williamson

Little Ozzie answered on the second ring. 'Odd, my beautiful cow exploded.'
'Exploded?'
'Boom,' said Little Ozzie. 'One minute all is right with the world, and the next minute your fabulous cow is blown to bits.'
'When did this happen? I haven't heard anything about it.'
'Exactly two hours and twenty-six minutes ago. The police have been here and gone, and I believe that even they, with all their experience of criminal savagery, were shocked by this.'
'I just saw Chief Porter, and he didn't mention it.'
'After they left here, the responding officers no doubt needed a stiff drink or two before writing their report.'
'How are you doing?' I asked.
'I'm not bereft, because that would be a morally offensive overreaction, but I am sad.'
'I know how much you loved that cow.'
'I loved that cow,' he confirmed.
'I was thinking of coming over for a visit, but maybe this isn't the best time.'
'This is the perfect time, dear Odd. Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.' -- from Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz.

By doing, I learn what to do. By going, I learn where to go. One day, by dying, I'll learn how to die, and leave the world and hope to land in light.
--from Odd Hours by Dean Koontz

Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
--Arnold Lobel

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.
--Edith Sitwell

I cannot live without books.
--Thomas Jefferson

we are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
--Dr. Seuss

'You're such a nerd,' Annie would sigh.
'So? What's wrong with being a nerd?' Kate would snap. 'Bill Gates is a nerd, and he's the richest man in the world.'
'There's nothing wrong with being a nerd,' Annie would say patiently, as if she were merely stating the obvious. 'What's wrong- or at least monumentally inappropriate- is letting people know you're a nerd.'
--The Juliet Club by Suzanne Harper

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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7488 - Favs: 8,964 - Follows: 10,928 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
A Friend Will, But A Best Friend by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,458 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Girl Behind the Curtain by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
This We Can Do by Probably Brilliant reviews
Compassion was only sort of new to him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Never Make a Bet with James Potter by GossipGirlHere reviews
Note to self: The next time James wants to make a bet with me, what am I going to do? That's right, WALK AWAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,900 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Night by balfies reviews
"You alright?" I ask. "No." She is very matter-of-fact. She looks back out the window. "Neither am I." / In the stolen nights before the Games begin, Clove and Cato speak without talking, and love without barriers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Supposed Lives by CatherineWinner reviews
Clove wants to trust him; she wants someone who won't hurt her. She wants to feel his powerful hands used for pleasure despite their capabilities for pain. But the moment eyes make connect the shame builds. Adult themes! Clato
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The Knife Bearers Story by anerdbyassociation reviews
This is Life before the reaping and during the Games for Clove! Sucky Summary, but I promise the story is better. Pairing: CloveXCato. Rated M for slight sexual content and character death
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
How To Win a Bet by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
First,make an incredibly stupid bet with Alice that you know you will regret.Then,refuse to admit defeat even though you know its highly unlikely that you will manage to catch the attention of Hogwarts' most eligible bachelors,especially Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The 5th of September by somethingaboutthemoon reviews
"THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T WANT A PIECE OF YOU MALFOY!" "I beg to disagree." Then I remembered back to fourth year when I saw him shirtless for the first time and wanted to jump on him, annoyingly, he may have a point there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One of the Boys by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
My Best Mate Gives Mixed Signals by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Leaving by GoddessOfWrittenWord reviews
When Cammie decide she can't take being in the dark anymore, she sets out to find answers. Basically a continuation of Only the Good Spy Young CAUTION: Spoilers, don't read if you haven't read Only the Good Spy Young.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,432 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Underneath the Mask by Scorpio219 reviews
At a masquerade ball, more than their masks will be removed. Rated T, may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by AdFinemAdInfinitum reviews
About a beauty who helps everyone but herself, a beast who'd rather be alone than betrayed and an empty box full of dreams. RW/SM- R&R, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Queen of Heaven by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco's only friend in prison is a spider, and its venom causes hallucinations of Hermione. The only problem is that Dream Hermione keeps insisting she's real. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dream Machine by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. The former blood purity sympathizers are subjected to a magical machine that induces guilt in large doses. Hermione thinks it's torture, but sometimes the ends justify the means. D/Hr and some R/P, starts darker and gets lighter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy Sort of Tale by Madea's Rage reviews
A thrilling tale of love, adventure, and bad language, from the quill of Draco Malfoy. And that muggle woman helped a bit, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
iDouble Date by lillypilly11 reviews
Sam/Freddie fic. When Carly's new boyfriend thinks her friendship with Freddie is a little weird, she panics and makes up the stupidest lie ever. Now all she has to do is get Sam and Freddie to play along. She is so doomed...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,597 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews
He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
American Girl by Twifan reviews
Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Healing A Broken Heart by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward has left and Bella is suffering. What will happen when someone new turns up and takes an interest in Bella? Can her heart possibly heal? OC- Mackenzie!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,488 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
One of the Guys by Fairy Roses reviews
Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,771 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Stand by Twifan reviews
Edward is a wounded soldier who just lost his brother. He moves back to his hometown. While there, he comes to face his destiny, learns about love, and most importantly, learns about life. ExB AU AH - Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Thoughts by pandorasnotebook reviews
A collection of short, one shot storyish, poem....um... things...just read it. What the characters are thinking.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
Malfoy's Mutability Matrix by ahlade reviews
Two pupils of our beloved school get stuck in a small, small, small space. Squashed together. I mean really, really, close. They can’t move. Much. They then propose a theory in Astrophysics. Remember, one of them is the girl who gave us S.P.E.W... 
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thanks for the Memories
Hermione stared at her in awe, admiring her outgoing silliness. Since when did Ginny pole dance? Since when did Hermione party like this, and actually let herself get drunk?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete