smaug the human and waluigi are byfriends and decide to have some s*x times (lemons!) but then dorian gray comes (lol) and they all have a fun threesome together. rated m for so many reasons

Eustace Scrubb is an annoying prat, and this diary is a clear example of this. Rated M for VERY strong language, highly inappropriate content and serious butchering of C S Lewis's characters. I am a horrible human being for writing this.

Four years after winning the Hunger Games, Cato goes to Peacekeeper Training. There, he befriends a quiet man from 12 named Gale. But unbeknownst to Cato, his only friend has a burning vendetta against him... AU, Clato implied, Everthorne as angsty and unrequited as Suzanne made it.

They didn't need anything, they were sorted. They were Careers. So why were they called to the feast? / A little ficlet that I wrote instead of, you know, serious final year of school stuff. T for minor language. Implied Clato.

String rings were common between the youths stupid enough to fall in love. / Cato and Clove returned home in boxes with matching tokens from their District. I get sad about Clato and then drabbles like this happen why.

His body was being ripped apart, but he barely registered the pain. Because he had already been ripped apart when her shuddering chest had ceased. / Cato surrenders himself to the mutts. Sorry it's a tragedy, but Clato seems to be little else.

"You alright?" I ask. "No." She is very matter-of-fact. She looks back out the window. "Neither am I." / In the stolen nights before the Games begin, Clove and Cato speak without talking, and love without barriers.

How can she tell him without her world collapsing? Stuff is hard, Mara. Stuff. Is. Hard.

The Doctor and the Ponds bump into a forgotten naturalist Timelord who has clocked in with da Vinci to find the perfect specimen of homosapiens. The Keeper has been isolated from Gallifrey since before the TimeWar, and must reaccommodate reality. Genfic.

I wrote a humourous fanfiction about Adolf Hitler. I am going to hell. Oh, and I used google trannslate so it'd look like I spoke German. Cause, you know, I don't have yearly exams or anything like that. Post Let's Kill Hitler.

How do you ask out your dream girl of ten years? Answer: you run away. Post Let's Kill Hitler Amy/Rory happiness.

In the creaky orphanage, little Melody Pond plays hide and seek with everyone's favourite Silent, Steve. I get bored sometimes, and this is what happens.

The pranksters live up to their position, sneaking upon unsuspecting strangers - how could they resist?

"So can I trust you to shift any blame put on my shoulders, Miss Perfect Student Rep?" he asked, offering a sweet smile.

Are the Slitheen annoying Bannerman Road for their own enjoyment or do they have ulterior motives? Drahkma Slitheen wants revenge - the killing kind. Rani & Clyde find themselves in her clutches; can Sarah Jane, Luke & Maria get to them in time?

Walking to Mordor? Seriously Tolkien? This abuse of one of the best books in modern times proposes a much more efficient solution. If you're offended by massacres of classic tales, LOOK AWAY NOW. Rate T for rampant stupidity.

Charlotte Bartlett pulls memories together about the old grandfather clock in her house. A creative response I wrote for the unit "the Confined Woman" about A Room with a View for Extension English.

The Doctor asks River the question we all want to know in a hastily-written oneshot injected with livid fan fury. Rated T for OOC swearing. Pre A Good Man Goes to War - this story is now quite outdated, but whatever.

Clyde mulls over the years he... wasted at school. Clyde's POV: DrabbleFic * Rani/Clyde implied.

A Rani/Clyde Dialogue DrabbleFic. Get it? It's a play on words! They have chemistry and they're discussing their chemistry assignm- oh, never mind. Rated T for minimal swearing.

She doesn't know how she feels about him, but damn is he distracting. Rani/Clyde DrabbleFic.

At first glance, Vincent Crabbe is the heavy duty body guard of Draco Malfoy, but no one thinks quite like him. Friends, family, school and enemies are more blurred than they seem in his sixth year at Hogwarts... R&R - Rated K-plus for future chapters.

Everyone is at uni now, but Clyde suggests a meet-up back home at Ealing for the illusive Irish celebration for no apparent reason. This is cause for a oneshot. Rani/Clyde implied, but I hope they'll get together by this stage. R&R!

Rani stumbles across one of Clyde's sketchbooks and finds something she wasn't expecting. Rani/Clyde oneshot.

Luke is coming for a surprise visit. Clyde's desperately bad secret-keeping skills are kept at bay by Rani, but her intentions are misinterpreted. Rani/Clyde.