UberPest
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-05-08, id: 1465631, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 19 stories for Due South, Bones, and Castle.

Note: reviews containing spoilers will get deleted. Authors post when there are spoilers in their stories, please return the courtesy of not leaving them in your reviews, at least unless clearly marked as a spoiler. Even in the internet-based fandoms of today people try to stay spoiler-free. Let's allow them that courtesy. Thanks.

I'm a huge fan of due South, Castle, Bones, The X-Files, Firefly and Highlander. I've authored a few stores for due South, with some Bones fics rolling around in my head. I've been reading for a while now, and only recently decided to upload my dS stories from some years ago. All of the dS stories were originally published on the Red Suits You email list.

My writing styles are definitely affected by Gary Paulsen and J.C. Hutchins. Two very different authors, to be sure, but both excellent. While I'm on the jag of pimping audio fiction (I am currently addicted to audio fiction in all forms), please check out J.C.'s work as well as anything by Mur Lafferty and Scott Sigler. Good stuff and nice to have while on the road.

My day job is pretty cool and, despite not being actual Law Enforcement work, I do, on a fairly regular basis, work with LE personnel and that gives me some insight on procedure and training. In the past I've also worked with Corrections personnel (both Officers and Offenders). Many of my friends and family members are or were military, even though I never served. I spend a LOT of time outdoors, so I am somewhat familiar with what is and is not possible with decomp in a normal environment (at the very least, the environment I'm used to). I have several proud "Fraser" moments of telling what's going on due to sounds, smells, or tasting something in the air. If I'm unsure about something I do my Googling. What this comes down to is: I'd like to believe much of what's in my stories is plausible, even if I do take some dramatic license.

Other jobs and skills in no particular order: tech support, bartending, park maintenance, wastewater disposal operator, drinking water treatment operator, wildlife biological sample getter, wildlife population and reproduction monitor, knitting camp participant, insulation hanger, drain fixer, toilet scrubber, recreation program planner, backpacker, webmaster, hockey fan, dog trainer, heavy equipment operator, and I can walk and chew gum at the same time. I can't swim, I fear snakes (dead or alive), and I will pick up a dead fish but will not touch an alive fish. I also get grossed out by fatty tumors, even though I will remove various glands for testing from carcasses in various states of decomposition.

I have found a very similar live action (aka "real world") local diner like The Diner just off an interstate in northeastern Indiana. It's one of my favorite places since no matter what's going on in your life, you can go there at 3 in the morning and someone's grandma will make you pancakes. It's a hole in the wall but that only adds to the awesomeness of the place.

If you find yourself at a diner at 3 am it is either entirely too early or entirely too late to be awake.

1/27/11--To those waiting for an update to my Bones/Castle crossover Against the Darkness, I'm really sorry about that on going on an unexpected hiatus. I recently had a medical problem that resulted from some bad wiring in my brain. While I was adjusting to the medication to get things back somewhat close to normal (medication which severely affected my memory for quite a while) I cleaned up my house and misplaced the notes I had for that story. I had it pretty well complete on paper, but very little was on my computer. Any time you think it's bad when your hard drive crashes, believe me—it's not nearly as bad as when your wetware fries. I'll update that one as soon as I can.

8/1/11--Hey! Found the notes! Now it's time to attempt to put the story back together. Stupid brain.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5459 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Apples and Cherries by daphnebeauty reviews
Something happens to completely upturn the lives of Castle and Beckett, throwing them into an adventure that tests and pushes them to their extremes. Mystery, action, and love ensue.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,079 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Back To Perfect by Meleigha reviews
Will a Memorial Day BBQ help bring Booth and Brennan closer or will things fall apart just when they get started?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Something by JoVos reviews
Booth and Brennan have always had 'something' haven't they? I mean, with them it's always something.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008
Scenes From a Hat: The First Time by SSJL reviews
Thirty takes on B&B's first time, each with a randomly selected POV, genre, and scenario or locale. Things are about to get a little crazy in here...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,720 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Wedding Plans by ELfict reviews
Not a woman alive who doesn’t think about her wedding day, not even Kate Beckett. Spoilers for 2x12, a rose for ever after. When thinking of her dream wedding Kate gets a surprise. One she isn't too happy about...
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
What Would Happen If We Kissed? by only-more-love reviews
Thoughts of Booth are keeping Brennan awake at night. Question is, what is she going to do about it? This story is set in Season 2, after Episode 11, though I may have changed the exact month. x Booth and Brennan x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,246 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/19/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Sliver of Topaz by MilkMamaReturns reviews
Brennan's curiosity, as encouraged by Booth, leads her to discover the secrets behind the family ring. She discovers secrets, fears, and joys-but most of all, she discovers the meaning of family and love. Meanwhile, Angela searches for her own family.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The Morning After by writingherhope reviews
Not exactly the morning after you are probable expecting...until....just read it and tell me what you think! Chapter 6 ADDED! This is the good stuff! Read and review please! B/B Epilogues added! All three, in fan favorite order .
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Character Building by blc reviews
WARNING S4 Ep SPOILERS. What I imagine the Bones characters talk about when they imagine how the show should progress. Humor/parody. Bones is the property of Fox & its producers. "Double Death" now up.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,228 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008
The Simple Things by MoonlightGardenias reviews
A collection of oneshots. BB, but with interaction from the squint squad as well. Chapter 38 set after Cinderella In The Cardboard.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 96,282 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Be With Me by SSJL reviews
The sequel to Talk to Me. B&B discover the joys and tribulations of beginning a life together. In the hallowed tradition, much smangst and fluff to be had! ON HIATUS.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Déjà Vu by DarkStrider reviews
Ever see someone or something and feel like you've done it all before? What do you do when déjà vu is everywhere? How do you act? You keep going and find out why.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,999 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
You're Lovely to Me by bertie456 reviews
Collection of oneshots: latest rated T. Morality comes in shades of gray.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,501 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Location, Location, Location by forensicsfan reviews
Just like real estate - it's all about location, location, location. A series of one shots of firsts between Booth and Brennan full of fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,755 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Case Study 108 by coffeetalk reviews
Sweets is compiling a report on Booth and Brennan's partnership for the FBI, but before he can finish, he needs to put them in some unlikely situations that force them to realize how important they really are to eachother. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,354 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Just a Cup of Coffee by kinseyjo reviews
Booth and Brennan were together in the past but aren't in the present. Can a simple cup of coffee change their future?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
If I Should Fall by Liria247 reviews
Brennan returns from an expedition to Nicaragua, but all is not well when she unexpectedly falls ill. Even the strongest of us can crumble. BB.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,222 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Partner Building by echidnoodle reviews
Booth and Brennan have an interesting partner building assignment. BB, as always. Final chapter up!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,850 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Pages by Allifany06 reviews
Her life has never been easy. Not from day one. The story starts with Temperance Brennan in high school, and it will jump forward to present day.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
When The Bough Breaks by I hart Booth reviews
When his mother gets sick, Booth must gohome to Pittsburgh, where he is forced to confront his relationship with his estranged brother and only keeping in contact with his life in DC with emails and phone calls. *ON HIATUS Until Further Notice*
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,419 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - S. Booth
The Couple from the Burbs by Mana6 reviews
The remains of a couple are found leading to a whirlwind investigation before the killer can strike again. Will Brennan and Booth have to go undercover to find the killer before another couple winds up dead? Will Brennan and Booth be that couple? UPDATED!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,085 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Infants in the Aspen Grove by notesofwimsey reviews
A fifty year old case haunts Booth and the Squints: forty-four infants buried in apple crates. Booth dubbed Zach Addy "King of the Lab" months ago. Can he deliver on his promise to help solve this case? Spoilers to Season 3 finale.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Once Upon a Time in Cuba by Starsearcher reviews
When Bones is sent back to Cuba to investigate a series of mass killings, Booth goes with her, and together they must fight to survive this insane mission while grappling with their own emotions and secrets from the past. BB all the way.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Remembrances by willgirl reviews
Brennan remembers back on her life with Booth. B&B
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
Forgotten Memoirs by RollOnFriday reviews
Set many years in the future, Parker Booth discovers the memoirs of Temperance Brennan and re-lives the life she and Booth spent together.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
I Could Have by SSJL reviews
A random look at possibilities. In the style of my choosing!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Better Than Cyndi Lauper by KristieM reviews
Based on Monday's Wannabe in the Weeds. AU? Character death? Just give it a shot and I promise you'll be rewarded for your efforts.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What We Deserve by SSJL reviews
A continuation on 'Angst in a Car.' AKA Bella's Birthday Story.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Little Miracles by goldpiece reviews
After an odd encounter in the hospital, many of Brennan's fundamental beliefs are challenged. Can Booth help her sort them out?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,533 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Come Undone by only-more-love reviews
Who does Booth turn to on a night when his job feels like too much? Possible spoilers for Season 3. Rating for language and adult themes. Please note this story is classified as Angst. x Booth and Brennan x
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Talk to Me by SSJL reviews
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this. Some BB lovin' to brighten your day. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,273 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Dedication reviews
Short post-finale tag flash . Spoilers for Knockout. Kate receives an advance copy of Rick's latest book.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
No Turning Back reviews
He hadn't rehearsed what he was going to say, but they both knew something like it was coming. Companion to/spoiler for "Knockdown".
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kate B.
Against the Darkness reviews
A/U: Set post-"Bones on a Blue Line" Bones and pre-"A Deadly Game" Castle . A killer strikes at a mystery fiction convention in NYC. Can B&B and K&C team up to solve the murder?
Crossover - Bones & Castle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010
Flash reviews
Flash Fiction--each part is less than 1000 words. B&B and episode spoilers. Not all parts are fluffy; each part is a stand alone. Spoilers are noted at the start of each part. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009
Sins of the Father reviews
Booth works on some issues from his past and seeks comfort in a friend.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I Want reviews
A short Booth-POV piece reacting to Max's words during "The Bone that Blew." B&B.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Anthropologically Speaking reviews
A series of interconnected fun and hopefully fluffy BB snapshots. It's amazing how much Brennan loves her job and sees the anthropological significance in the every day. NOW COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Cross in the Diamond reviews
Brennan and Booth visit a memorial to heal old wounds. Short one-shot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
What a Real Partnership Is reviews
A very short piece from Booth's POV on what it means to be a partner. Of course there's a touch of BB for good measure.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Family Matters reviews
A young FBI agent stands up for part of his family. Any more would give it away. Oneshot. Violence & Language, may not be suitable for younger readers.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Things Are Not Always As They Seem reviews
Fraser and Thatcher partake in a little extra curricular professional bonding.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Ice reviews
Fraser pursues a fugitive and discovers a dedicated friend.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Thank You in the Diner reviews
Enjoying a dinner at the Diner, someone tells Booth “thank you.” Set several months after "Santa in the Slush"
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Waiting reviews
My take on what happened after "The Wannabe in the Weeds".
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Incidental Encounter reviews
Two young Mounties meet at an RCMP function.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
To Protect and Serve
Everyone loves Dief, so we'd like to keep him around as long as possible.
Due South - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The First Times are Always the Hardest reviews
Bob Fraser teaches a young Benton how to drive a dog sled. Oneshot.
Due South - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Friendships reviews
Fraser contemplates his friendship with Ray after a disturbing case.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Hockey Night in Chicago reviews
A short series I did in 2000. Meg Thatcher and Benton Fraser watch a hockey game together with interesting consequences.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008