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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

I hope somebody hugs me!" says catherine (a pin sticking out of her pocket) -evil grin-


Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Linkin Park, Muse, Tranzworld 4, Pink Floyd, Eagles, DJ Sharpnel, Scott Brown, Basshunter, Nana Kitade, Utada Hikaru, Gackt, Chicago, Yes, ten thousand more that I can't think of...

Naruto, Death Note, Hellsing, D.N.Angel, Claymore, Bleach, Gunslinger Girl, Love Hina, Junjou Romantica, D.Gray Man, Negima, Legal Drug, Tsubasa, xXx Holic, Life, Ouran High School Host Club, Evangelion, Mahoromatic, and probably some others...

Star Wars (huge fan/nerd)!! Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear Solid, Guitar Hero (all), Final Fantasy X

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, WhiSper AuTumN

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

(my kindergarten teacher died from Breast cancer, my mom's best friend had leukemia, my grandpa currently has cancer)

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.



FLANGE!!

Catherine (my love) (Robotic Mind)-- "I keep my playboys under my bed like any normal teenage boy"

Caiti-- "That's you alright!"


"Come to the lesbian side, we have boobies!"

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You Can't Have Her! by cluelessninja65 reviews
Au OOC sasusaku sasuke's childhood friend Azusa is back along with his sister, Sakura Haruno. his friend had one rule: don't touch my sister! will sasuke be able to keep this rule? used to be titled Everyone is Connected. rating M just to be safe no lem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Raped by LoZfanchick reviews
Itachi rapes Naruto, what will happen when Sasuke finds out? short chapters, sasunaru and itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ai no Tsubasa by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
A Demonic Angel. He was her guardian and servant. He would die for her, and would kill on demand. All she had to do was tell him. He'd even love her on her command. AU SasuSaku inspired by the video made by ExquisiteKOREAN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,859 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll by DeviantSlashGod reviews
An ItaSasu story of love, betrayal, loyalty, family and murder. Completed. Part 1 in a series of events. Part two is SasoDei, yet to be titled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,253 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When in Venice by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu Left behind while his friends go on holiday, Naruto ends up at a Venetian festival where he finds he isn't as alone as he thinks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha's All Boys Boarding School Scars sequal by Riayu reviews
Well, there's a nurse that looks like a girl, a pedophile Vice Principal, a teacher and a Principal who like to read porn, and an unnatural amount of testosterone. Get passed those and the girls posing as guys and your fine. SasuNaruSasu in later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,187 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Beginnings by Nigellica reviews
Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Black nails and Bloody Wrists by yappari reviews
Your reason to live isn’t to be abused by me, slave. It’s pretend to love me; fill my emptiness.” SasuNaru, angstness, cutting. Mature. Dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four Seasons by fatelesskitten reviews
Life can change in the blink of an eye. Four seasons in four different realities. SasuNaruSasu sexual content in second chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Apologize by Alia101 reviews
SasuxSaku Sasuke cheats, Sakura finds out. Will it be too late to apologize? I suck at summaries! Read to find out more! The story isn't really a songfic, but it does refer to some songs. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Home under the stars by fatelesskitten reviews
At the end. A last conversation between friends and enemies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sociopathic Love by Tactlessly Drawn reviews
The ability to love without bounds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wicked! by RavenToriBlack reviews
Sasuke and Naruto get married when their sixteen and eventually have children. How, Kyuubi helped make it possible...but it comes with a cost! Mostly centered around SasuNaru but other pairings will come into it. WARNING Yaoi ans MPREG ahead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,479 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Let's Switch by Devil's Backbone reviews
The Seme becomes the Uke, and the Uke becomes the Seme. Sasuke wants to know how it feels to be the uke.MM, NaruSasu, mpreg. A/N.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sleeping Despair by Robotic Mind reviews
Nightmares are never a thing to be ignored. Sasukecentric, angst, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
New Love by dogdemon334 reviews
Naruto is the new student at his modern day high school, and when he meets an egotistical jerk named Sasuke, a thick rivalry sparks between them, but something else sparks as well. Can Naruto Uzumaki admit that it might just be what he thinks it is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,098 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Swan Princess? by LoZfanchick reviews
saunaru LEMON! Sakura is promised to sauske but walks in on a very hot situation between sasuke and a certain blond boy. What does she do, what are they doing, How hot is it? i know this summary sucks, but its better than it sounds. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turkey Anyone? by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
When a mysterious guest appears in Kakashi's living room, Thanksgiving takes on a little twist! Sorry for the lateness, Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto Poetry 3 by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
The third installment in my Naruto poetry series. The first two chapters are about sasuke. 3'rd chapter is about Obito. Next is about Gaara or Naruto. more to come. Please R and R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black. SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ironies of Life by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
SasuSaku It hurts to know when she thinks you're joking when you confess. But then, love hurts right? And despite that fact, you still manage to smile for her, and that's the irony of it. AUOOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 138,255 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Love is a Firefly by Robotic Mind reviews
A firefly in the twilight. A simple, miraculous thing. [NaruSasu, fluff][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Detention Hall by Animartchic reviews
Sasuke is a golden boy who never got in trouble. what happens when hes thrust into a world of bad infuences and detention? sasunaru yaoi in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild reviews
Taken out of his home and placed into a treatment center, Sasuke will learn about life and values when meeting new people... some warnings there will be a mention of drugs selfmutilation past events, also my story Porcelain Euphoria is connected
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fur Elise reviews
After moving in with a new family and leaving his old rich life behind, Sasuke learns about real life and how it doesn't always deal a fair hand to everyone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U.
Akumu reviews
A young girl with heavy burdens of her past life in a distant village escapes from her home and begins a new life in a new village, hoping to get a second chance... each chapter rotates perspective, girl, narutosasuke, iruka, girl, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Look After You reviews
Sasuke is taking in young by his brothers fiance after a tragic accident, but gaining Ayame as a parent isn't going to be as eay as they thought...I know another Sasuke story, but I'm a fangirl what can i say :]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U.
Porcelain Euphoria reviews
Angsty thoughts flood through Sasuke's mind as he reveals his true colors.... The entries of Sasuke that leads to Turning Point Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasuke U.
Blue Eyes
My perception of the song Blue Eyes by the Cary Brothers [one shot] [a hint of yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy Sessions reviews
Some confessions and therapy sessions with the characters of Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2007