Hello, people reading my profile! Somehow, by clicking whatever, you have managed to locate yourself here for whatever reason! I promise all my sentences will not end with an exclamation point :). So, hi, I'm Mallory. Not a duck, don't worry. XD. I'm generally a very optimistic person, but I'm also brutally honest, so good luck with that.

Hmmm more about me... uhm... uhhhh... I like basing characters off myself discreetly. I know that sounds like really really weird, but I do. Every single OC character I've ever created had some sort of physical or personality-wise aspect that I also have. Although since no one reading this actually knows me, you'd never be able to guess which parts :).

I'm starting to like this whole secret online identity thing. Like, I could create an entire alter ego thing on here, and no one would know whether I'm lying or not. Oh, this is going to be fun... *evil laugh*

I have twenty-one horses. My ancestors hail from Mars. My cousin is Sabrina Carpenter. I've met a guy who stars in Power Rangers. Every summer I go down to Antarctica to swim with Penguins! I hiked a 14'er at the age of seven! I know a guy who works at a tech shop, so whenever some device has too many technical bugs they can't fix, he lets me smash it!. I speak dog. Sometimes, my hands turn purple!

Okay, I just had a whole lot of fun with that. I know all of that sounds absurd, but guess what? Three of the things on that list are actually true! So, if anyone is actually reading this and has any guesses about which things are true, PM me and I'll tell you! Okay, now back to the real stuff.

So far I've only written stories for iCarly, that might change in the future but probably not. Sam's my favorite character, Seddie's my favorite and only ship, and I really hope the show will have a reunion someday(which is why I wrote a story about what I think the reunion would be about) but it probably won't happen since Dan Schneider left Nickelodeon :(.

I do think I have a sense of humor, people do think I can be funny(mostly when I run into walls-it has happened a lot) although there are many different types of comedy, so if I seem cheesy to you, that's your own problem.

Whenever I write fanfiction I sit on my couch with my computer and put my earbuds in, and I listen to The Greatest Showman track on repeat(I've never seen the movie but it's the only music on my phone-you can thank my sister for that) so...

No one's even going to read this.

Who am I talking too?

I really have no idea what else to add.

All I did was waste 10 minutes.

Well, good luck with your lives, random human people :)

Sincerely,
Mallory