Hey! I'm Evan, and last year I wrote a 26 paged fanfic for the Uglies series, in a little blue notebook. I did this during breaks at work when I was bored. Now, one year later, I'm finally deciding to put it up somewhere! And hey, maybe I'll get another itch and put up more fanfics (I already have some ideas going :). I don't have a post day. I post when I feel like it, which is usually in bursts.

Ps: The chapters I originally made for my "Rusties" fanfic are really short once they've been typed up, so I'll probably put up two or three at a time. :)

My favourite books are (in no particular order):

Uglies

Midnighters

Hunger Games

Gone

Wake

Pocketbook of Death

Flowers for Algernon

Forbidden City

Harry Potter

I don't like anything about vampires or werewolves. Sorry Stephanie Meyer, you wrecked that for me.

And now...

A quiz for... the Gone fan.

1. Favourite Perdido Beach kid? Orc and the Artful Rodger.

2. Favourite Coates kid? Drake

3. Favourite couple? Diana and Caine.

4. Least favourite couple? Drake/ANYONE, Lana/Quinn. I like Quinn and DESPISE Lana. (except for one special fanfic I love xD)

5. Favourite part of each book? In Gone, Bette's death. Not that she should have died, that part was just really well done and very sad. In Hunger, when it said Caine wasn't handsome because he was starving xD (Is that mean?). And in Lies, When Howard chews out Astrid for being a liar. :)

6. Least favourite character? Lana. I hate her. Astrid is on the fence at the moment. We'll see...

7. What do you think of Zil? I hope he gets an infection in his eyeballs and bursts into flames at the same time.

8. Favourite coyote? The ones that died. :)

9. Who has the best power? Brittany. Come on! She can't feel pain OR die? That's fucking awesome!

10. Worst power? Astrid. I mean, come on: Astrid grabbed Caine's hand the way Diana had done all those months ago, measuring his power. "Caine!" Astrid gasped. "You're a planet, although in highly metaphorical terms." I'm keeping this because I agree 100%

11. Computer Jack and Brianna or Dekka and Brianna? I don't like either pairing, but I really like Computer Jack for some reason. I just feel bad for him. So I'll go with Bri/Jack

12. Quinn or Edilio? Edilio, but not by much.

13. Saddest death? Brittany. I know she didn't technically die, but come on...

14. I think that Drake with a girlfriend is... Two people you DEFINITELY don't want to mess with.

15. I might pair...

Howard with Synder. I know you don't know a lot about her... but it just seems right in my mind.

Penny with Drake. I'm doing it in one of my fanfics. XD I think she would just pretty much be his slave though, lol.

Quinn with Not Lana. I know MG is doing it, but I disagree. I would say Orsay. They've both been tricked unfairly.

Sanjit with Maybe Diana...

Orc with Bette.

The Artful Roger with Awe, Rodger is awesome. He's too good for everyone in the FAYZ.

Zil with LANCE!

Albert with Cash.

Orsay with Already said. I think her and Quinn would work.

Brother John with Brianna... thought I don't know much about John's actual personality.

List random characters from your fandom, in any order...

1. Sam

2. Astrid

3. Little Pete

4. Caine

5. Diana

6. Drake

7. Orc

8. Brother John

9. Penny

10. Brianna

11. Dekka

12. The Darkness

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Drake and Dekka, LOL. No I haven't, but now I want to. Team Drekka all the way!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Caine? XD Everyone seems to think he's pretty good looking. To me, his personality is too sucky. Attractive, sure. But man he has gotta work on some issues. :P

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

WHAT?! The Darkness got Brother John pregnant? OH SHIT! I wanna write that into my fic now!

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple, but most of them were just her and Drake "falling in love" . UNREALISTIC!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Astrid and Drake? Oh fuck yeah! They're totally soulmates... and stuff.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

XD... Diana/Penny or Diana/Brianna. I'm saying Diana/Brianna because their names rhyme. XD

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Oh shit, Orc walks in on Astrid and the Darkness having sex?!

Orc: Oh shit, what the hell is that- Astrid? Why are you naked and... rolling around in that?

Astrid: I WANT SUPERPOWERS!

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Little Pete and Brianna? Oh shizz.

Mystery had always intrigued Brianna, and the locked away mind of Pete was no exception. (EW!) XD

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sam and Brother John? Oh yeah... Uhm... Sorry, no. XD

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Darkness and Orc? Uhm. xD "Orc knew the kids of Perdido Beach would never forgive him for what he'd done... So he went to the only thing he thought could understand"

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kamikatze – I Hate Kids

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sam, Drake and the Darkness: Warning: Sam's going to burn the shit out of Drake, and the Darkness is going to be seriously annoyed by it.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Diana, not that long ago. There are a lot.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

Sam and Orc are in a happy relationship (LOL) until Penny runs off with Caine (Uh, it could happen I guess) XD. Sam, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dekka (LOL, I guess Dekka's straight now) and a brief unhappy affair with the Darkness. (LOL AGAIN. I guess it would be unhappy, to be honest.) then follows the wise advice of Diana (wise ass, maybe) and finds true love with Drake. (LMAO. I feel sorry for everybody in this story.)

What title would you give this fic?

Love, Lies, and a Shitload of Confusion.

10 invites 4 and 8 to their house for dinner.

Brianna invites Caine and John to their house for dinner.

Brianna: So... Uhm, I guess you can sit down.

John *looking at Caine: Can I sit here?

Caine *throws John through the ceiling: NO! I SIT THERE!

Brianna: I should have just gone to McClub...

6 and 11 are in the middle of a game of scrabble.

Drake: Would you fucking hurry up already? I have guns to make out with.

Dekka: Alright! *spells out 'douchebag'. There, that's 40 points for me.

Drake: You are SO lucky I don't have my whip arm yet.

Dekka: ...What?

4 and 7 are in love but don't know how to tell each other. 9 looks on.

Caine and Orc (?!) are in love, Penny looks on.

Penny: You guys are pathetic.

Caine: Shut the fuck up, Penny. *throws though window*

Penny: Wow, someone's emotional.

Orc: Hey, nobody makes fun of Caine! *beats up Penny*

Caine: *thinking* Wow, Orc saved my life, pretty much. What a great guy...

4 and 7 adopt each others' languages to express their feelings. 9 looks on.

Caine: I, uh... wanted to tell you something. If you, you know, aren't busy or whatever.

Orc: Either shut up, or spit it out, Soren.

Penny: I am SO confused right now.

3 and 5 show up drunk to 1 and 9’s joint birthday party.

Little Pete and Diana show up drunk to Sam and Penny's joint birthday party.

Little Pete: *hic* plays game... *hic*

Diana: Oh ma gawsh, Sam. I'm... I'm so happy it's your birthday *starts crying*

Penny: Who the hell invited her?

Sam: I did. I love drunk girls! *Starts making out with Diana*

Suggest a plot idea for a 3/11 fic.

Little Pete and Dekka? They were both different, and that's what brought them together... xD

What would 6 buy 9 for their birthday?

Drake buy Penny? I can't get the idea of the book "Where the Wild Things Are" out of my head. XD