Sam was going surfing. With Quinn, of course. It was warm outside, the sun was shining bright and the water was clear. Sam was exited to be surfing, since it had been 4 months since he had gone surfing. With Quinn. Sigh.

"Yo dude! What up?" said Quinn, slyly.

"Oh, you know. Nothing really. We're about to go surfing, so I'm kinda happy…"

"Aww that's so nice!" said Quinn. "We should skip there!"

And they skipped to the beach together.

They arrived at the beach. Then they went surfing. There were fish everywhere! But that's not the point. The point is that Sam was cheating on Astrid. With Quinn.

"Ugh." Sam said.

"What's wrong?"

"Well, you see, I'm cheating on Astrid with you, right? But I kinda like Astrid, a little, but I like you more, so I'm kinda confused about what to do…"

Quinn was silent for a while. Then he patted Sam on the head and gave him a hug.

"I need to get my hat." Quinn said.

Then he left to get his hat. A few minutes later…

"ARGH!" screamed Sam. He couldn't get his shoes on.

"What the hell?" said Quinn, who had his hat on, and was looking rather smart and chic.

"I can't get my shoes on!" said Sam. "Help me?"

"Umm, okay then…" Quinn walked over to help Sam get his shoes on when Sam fell backwards off the rocks. "AHHHHHHH!"

But Quinn caught him.

Then they both fell.

Kersplash! They landed in the water.

"Aww man this sucks." Quinn said.

"Agreed."

Suddenly they heard footsteps.
"Hey! Help! We fell down here!"

Drake looked over the cliff. There were fish everywhere, but that's not the point. He then noticed two people in the water. They were yelling. It was Sam and Quinn! Drake hated Sam! He didn't like Quinn either. Suddenly his mind drifted to delicious milk chocolates. He went to go find some.

"Hey, was that Drake?" asked Sam.

"Yeah I think it was."

"Why was he at the beach?"

"I don't know"

They swam. Then they encountered a whale.

"Oh my God Sam help me there's a scary whale there! Save me!" said Quinn trying his best to hide behind Sam but that's hard when your in the water. So he just grabbed his arm. Then they swam away from the whale.

They arrived at a shoreline where they got out of the water. But they didn't know where they were. Some foreign forest by the beach, had 3 paths in it. They could pick the left path, the centre path, or the right path. Quinn had a very expert idea of dealing with this.

He threw a stick, and whatever way it pointed that's where they would go.

The left path….

It was kinda creepy.

They were scared.

They began walking, and encountered many things. Then the path ended in front of a school.

"OMG is this Coates?" said Quinn.

"Omigosh I think it is!" Sam replied.

It was. There were fish everywhere, but that's not the point. They looked closer and saw a kid with a tentacle arm eating chocolate. That meant it was Drake.

Drake was eating chocolate when he saw Sam and Quinn. Again.

He yelled, "Why are you guys following me? I just want to eat my chocolate in peace!"

"We don't have any chocolate in Perdido Beach!" said Quinn. "Where did you find it?"

"Well you see, Caine and I fell down a well and went to a magical fairy land." He said in a sing song voice. "The fairies loved us and gave us chocolate. Then we climbed a giant beanstalk and found our way home. Then Caine left. Now I am eating the chocolate."

"Why isn't Caine eating any chocolate?" asked Quinn.

"Because he gave it to Diana so she would like him better."

"That's a logical answer!" said Sam.

"…Go away." Said Drake.

"But I've never been too Coates before!" said Sam.

"You should give us the grand tour!" Quinn exclaimed.

Drake stared at the strange sight of the two strange surfer dudes holding hands. Should he say yes? It doesn't matter cuz he did. But first he pulled out a tour guide hat that said Coates Academy Rocks! and put it on his head. Because that's where hats go.