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Author has written 19 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Office, Supernatural, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Moonlight, Lord of the Rings, Sweeney Todd, and Glee.

Formerly: MrsKurda14...I wanted to change my pen name to something more contemporary. I also wanted a name that would show me in a better light...not just some obsessed fan girl...though Kurda is a sexy slice of pie!

Name: Natalie

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Hair Colour: Dark Blonde

Skin Tone: Very Pale...almost vampire-like if you will...just kidding

Status: Unfortunately single.

Gender Preference: I prefer girls, but I like guys too.

Shout outs: So, I'm back on and I've become a really different person. My writing skills are inane, but I'm trying to get back up on my feet again with writing one multi-chaptered fic. Keep in mind that a lot of the stuff that's on my profile is from when I was a thirteen year old. I'm a little bit more mature now. xD

Alexei: I love spending my time with my black cat who is a year old . His name is Alexei (after the last tsarevich of Russia) but he also goes by Alex, P.T flea (of just P.T), Dr. Evil, Evil Genius (or E.G for short) Prof. Dumbass (pronounced Doom-ahs), Ass-wipe (pronounced Ahs-weep-pay), You-Know Who, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Steve Leopard, Stretch, Stinky, The Dark Lord, my little tsarevich (used by my blind mother eyes only) my little prince (used by my blind mother eyes only) Mr.snuggles (used by my blind mother eyes only) and most recently, the Murderer (he killed a baby bluebird) and Mr.Shrewman (he kills Shrews and brings him inside) He also has the nickname "Sweeney" since he is like a cat version of Sweeney Todd.

(Real Life) Family on : my sister is sexycrepsley4.

Loves: GLEE, Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga, The Office, Supernatural, Moonlight, Spider-Man, Marvel comics, DC Comics, Avenue Q, Phantom of the Opera, Bare, Almost ALL musicals, LOTR, and Louisa May Alcott. I also love acting, singing, daydreaming, girls, boys, fairytales. Greek mythology, eating exotic food, eating junk food, sleeping, being crazy, driving others crazy with my sexual innuendos, flirting, and of course...writing.

Stuff (not fanfiction) that I'm writing: I'm writing a one-act play with the working title "There's no S in Broadway". I'm also writing a full-length play (maybe it'll become a musical?) called "Edenville".

Me: I am mad, witty, a little sarcastic, flirtatious, charismatic, dramatic, outspoken, fearless, and fearful. I also get frightened or disturbed easily. I still don't know why I take so much pleasure in Horror movies and books though. I do my Horror reading in secret. I am seemingly the more docile sister or the prissy one out of my three sisters. My older sister frets over work and is VERY immature and self-centered, my youngest sister is sporty and the horror film lover...and I'm the reader, writer...and romantic one. When we used to go to Grandma's house often, Hilary would pout or beg for new clothes, Claire would be outside climbing her tree...trying to hurt herself in some way...and I...would be making weak tea for my Grandma in my special green teapot she bought me. I also might have been helping in the kitchen...I'm not a good cook...but I make really great tea now...it's stronger now!

Favorite Pairings:

Glee:

Puck/Kurt

Puck/Kurt/Finn

Finn/Jesse

Jesse/Kurt

Kurt/OC

Brittany/Santana

Quinn/Rachel

Finn/Will

Will/Emma

Terri/Quinn

Terri/Sue (xD)

Quinn/ME ... :x

Puck/Mercedes

Kurt/Mercedes (Mostly as friends, but...)

Kurt/Quinn (Again, mostly as friends, but...)

Puck/Santana (ONLY as friends)

Puck/Quinn (Only because of the 'baking' scene in "Wheels" and the babysitting scene.)

Basically, I'm really open about most Glee pairings...as you can see.

Sweeney Todd:

SweeneyLovett (Sweenett!))

TobyLovett (WRONG, but...)

TobyOC (If it's a good OC)

TurpinJohanna (XD)

AnthonyOC (is it's a good OC)

Darren Shan Saga:

DarrenSteve

KurdaOC

KurdaLarten (XD)

ArraLarten

Harry Potter:

HarryVoldemort

BellatrixVoldemort

RonHermione

HarryCedric

HermioneDraco

LilyJames

SiriusOC

RemusOC (preferably TINA!)

The Office:

JimPam

PamMichael (on occaison)

MichaelHolly

DwightAngela

AndyKelly

Supernatural:

SamOC(if it's a good OC)

DeanNancy(Nancy Fitzgerald from Jus in Bello)

DeanJo

SamDean (WINCEST!!) FAVE

DeanCastiel (Weird, but...it's turning into a fave)

SamCastiel

SamRuby

JohnDean

Lost:

JackKate (I'm liking this pairing less and less, though)

KateSawyer

JackOC

ClaireCharlie

ClaireSawyer (Hey...opposites attract)

ShannonSayid

HurleyLibby

BooneOC (That poor boy is a sucker for Shannon...he needs an OC)

Pairings I DISLIKE:

Glee:

Puck/Rachel...Puckleberry must die. -_-

Terri/Will (Who ACTUALLY likes this pairing? e_e)

Santana/ANYONE but Brittany.

Kurt/Rachel (...)

Shelby/Will (WTF)

Jesse/Rachel

Sweeney Todd:

SweeneyOC

SweeneyLucy

Darren Shan Saga:

DarrenOC

EvraDarren

Harry Potter:

HarryCho

JamesOC

LilyOC

DumbledoreFemale (He's GAY!)

HarryOC

The Office:

KarenJim

RoyPam (who doesn't?)

AndyAngela

MichaelJan

RyanKelly

Supernatural:

DeanAnna

AnnaANYONE (I really don't like her)

DeanOC

DeanRuby (Sorry...doesn't work for me)

SamJo (Sorry.)

JohnSam (This one barely makes sense to me)

Lost:

BooneShannon

SawyerOC

SawyerAna Lucia

JackAna Lucia

SayidKate

Stories on Hiatus...I WILL get to them, I swear:

Pretty much ALL stories. I'm working on a play right now.

Stories I'm Working On

"Secret Agent's Booty Call"...a Glee fanfiction. Yes. I'm quite into Glee now.

~o~

I'm also really into fictional guys...so I've added something to my profile...if you're interested:

FICTIONAL CRUSH LIST...PAST AND PRESENT

Frodo Baggins

Will Turner

Jack Sparrow

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Harry Osborn

Spider Man

Android 17 (younger crush)Dragonball Z

Goku (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Trunks (younger crush) Dragonball Z

Flik (younger crush ) A bug's life

Darren Shan

Kurda Smahlt

Urcha Von

Steve Leonard

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Cedric Diggory

Tom Riddle

Rick (from The Mummy)

Ariel (Little Mermaid)

Sawyer (Lost)

Charlie Epps(Numbers)

Boone (Lost)

Jack Shepherd (it just happened...not my fault)

Charlie Campbell

Laurie Laurence

Jo March

Meg March

Faramir

Jimmy Olsen

Superman

Batman

Spy kids boy

Young pinecone (hot Indian guy not sure of name so I call him this.)

That prince guy from “Lioness Rampant” series

George (Lioness Rampant)

Alex from Jaws

that other kid from Jaws

Sir Lancelot (Camelot)

Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)

Mr. Willoughby (Sense and Sensibility)

Aladdin (younger crush)

Freddy (from Scooby doo, younger crush)

Daphne (Scooby-Doo, younger crush)

Velma (Scooby-Doo, younger crush)

Freakazoid (old cartoon, VERY younger crush, about 5 years old, lasted 1 week.)

Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty, younger crush.)

Jack Dawson

Sunshine (Remember the titans)

Jim (The Office)

Phantom of the Opera (Michael Crawford's version...and -sigh-...the movie version.)

Nathaniel Hawthorne (Well...he's not fictional...but he's dead)

Alexei Romanov (Well...he's not fictional...but he's...sniff dead)

Dean Winchester (A pervert and badass...but so effing SEXY...I mean...he has freckles and muscles...and HELL HE'S HOT!)

Sam Winchester (AWW!! HE HAS THE LITTLE POUT AND THE PUPPY DOG EYES! I CAN'T RESIST!)

Poison Ivy (Batman)

Mick St. John (That vampire jacket and that tight fitting sweater...WHEW!) (Moonlight)

Josef Kostan (or Konstantin) (Moonlight) (okay...at first he creeped me out and I thought he was a jerk...then...his creepy gaze changed into a sexy intense one...and now I'm in love...with him...more than Mick. My sis can have Mick)

Sweeney Todd (Though Johnny Depp's not bad looking...it's really the basic character that turns be on and get's my stomach all a'flippin. I've been dreamin' about sex with him having me at knife-point for a little while -swoons-. I LOVE dangerous men...whew...that'll sure get me in trouble...but I don't care so shut up and don't lecture me, beetches!)

Lestat from "Queen of the Damned" ((C'mon, I like vampires!))

The Joker from the "Dark Knight" ((Shuttup, I think he's pretty!))

Castiel from "Supernatural" _

Deadpool (MARVEL)

Gambit (X-Men)

Noah (Puck) Puckerman (Glee)

Quinn Fabray (Glee)

Finn Hudson (Glee)

Santana Lopez (Glee)

Not all are major crushes...most aren't...but some...I had many restless nights over...or many restless years...some...I'm still restless

I'M A GRYFFINDOR!! OMG I'M SOOOOO HAPPY! (I was almost a Ravenclaw, though...they just put me in Gryffindor though)

Your in-depth results are:

Gryffindor - 13
Ravenclaw - 13
Hufflepuff - 12
Slytherin - 7

http:///reviews/harrypotter/docs/quiz-house.html

Which Sweeney Todd Character are YOU?

http:///users/davehill47/quizzes/Which20Sweeney20Todd20Character20are20You?/

My results:

You are Anthony Hope, the hot-blooded sailor boy. You're a true friend to Sweeney, even if he takes advantage of it. Your passionate love for Johanna, even if it's a bit sudden and shallow, will lead you to do anything (even kill?) to save her. Still, you come as close as anyone to living happily ever after, at least as far as the play goes.

(I was like WTF when I got this. I always thought I was more like Mrs. Lovett. But, heck...I love Anthony too!)

Which Harry Potter Character do you have a compatible personality with?

My results:

Fred and George Weasley : All three of us have ENFP personalities. ENFPs are vivacious, adventurous, and outgoing. They are always the center of things socially. ENFPs are fun to be around, though they tend to have short attention spans.

http:///quiz.php

Which Lost Character Are You?

My results:

You are Boone Carlyle (I swear I didn't rig this!) You are a wealthy and good-looking person who tries to keep your friends and loved ones out of trouble. (Okay...I am NOT wealthy. Though I AM sexy...lol...jk)

Boone Carlyle- 80

Kate Austen- 75 (huh?)

James "Sawyer" Ford- 70 (lol)

Mr. Eko- 65 (because I'm religious, I guess)

http:///lost/

((ARGH ASRHKJ! I took TWO Avenue Q quizzes and I got the SAME answer twice. Oh well.))

Which Avenue Q Character are you?

You scored as a Kate Monster

You are Kate Monster. You love long walks in the park with that special someone. Getting a thrill out of the arts, you can't wait to take your date with you.

Kate Monster

75

Rod

63

Lucy the Slut

50

Trekkie Monster

44

Princeton

38

Gary Coleman

38

You're Kate Monster!
Kate is a loving kindergarten teaching assisant, who just happens to be a Monster. What she wants more than anything is to open a special school for little Monsters, and also find someone special to share her life with.

Quote of the Week: (From an amazing Puck/Kurt fanfic that I can't remember! D=)

"Yum...cockblock cake." ~Puck

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Playing Hero by Seyla reviews
I rewrote this story under my other pen name, Maizeysugah. I condensed it down to 6 chapters and completed it (yeah, I know it's been a decade) and am currently posting it up on under Maizeysugah and at Ao3 under the same pen name. The final chapter will be up most likely tomorrow, so please read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,713 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Touch of Evil by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Slash: What if the Chamber of Secrets events didn't turn out the same? A secret learned will make it so Harry will find himself growing up yearning for the touch of evil. Eventual Dark!Harry main pairing HP/LV more possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
In the Spotlight by Fyrewire reviews
Karofsky is sentenced to life in Hell, or at least the next closest thing available: Glee Club. AU After "NBK"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Cross My Heart by CHAILYN reviews
Castiel was always destined to be Sam Winchester's angel. New Chapter Now Up! Beginning. Castiel wants Sam to be happy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Castiel, Sam W.
It's Like Wizard's Chess by notisaidthefox reviews
Rosetta Harper, in her fourth year, never once dreamed she'd get to talk to Fred Weasley, much less become his friend. And at fifteen, she's crushing on him hard. But remember: Dating is like Wizard's Chess. FredOC. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,428 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007 - OC, Fred W.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Parody of Fleet Street by Concepteur-Redacteur reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Sweeney Todd fans of all ages! Prepare to embark on a song-filled, bloody, and side-splittingly hilarious satire of the movie world's favorite slasher musical! PART 7 FINALLY UP! FINALLY!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
Doctor Patient Privileges by grave-walker reviews
Sequel fic to 'Student Teacher Relations' Dean/Sam. Sam's a doctor and a very busy man it seems as though his work is taking him further and further away from Dean. Why is Sam seemingly sabotaging his own relationship? Is the damage beyond repair?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Frail by evening spirit reviews
Castiel is becoming human. A continuation of sorts of my earlier story Half Way
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sex and Chocolate by Morwynn reviews
A growing series of hot Sweenette oneshots. Ideal for a break during homework, a rainy afternoon, or right before you go to bed. Author is open to suggestions of what smutty adventures readers would like to see next.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
The Art of Persuasion by The Unfathomable Sisters reviews
“Pardon?” her voice was clearly coated with confusion. “You heard me clear as crystal, love, I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend.” SiriusOC. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,041 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Trip to the Circus by andaere reviews
Mrs. Lovett and Toby decide to go to the circus, and Mrs. Lovett manages to get Sweeney to come along. She discovers something very... interesting about Sweeney at the circus. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Student Teacher Relations by grave-walker reviews
AU Sam's an innocent popular high school student and Dean's the sexy new assistant basketball coach, will Sam fall for golden skin, freckles and pouty lips? SamDean Disclaimer: i do not own characters bla bla woof woof
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,622 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Easter Egg Hunt by x Lost Hero x reviews
Mrs. Lovett sets up an Easter egg hunt for Sweeney. Sweenett fluff. OneShot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Cactus Legs by Dance of the Crazed reviews
A LJ challenge. Todd shaving Mrs. Lovett's legs. ONE SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Art of Survival by redbanker reviews
The Winchesters at Hogwarts. New and hopefully improved.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,532 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cherished by Spontaniously Insane reviews
Post AWE, Norrington is back from the dead, and there's a lass in need of rescue! Beckington, Gillettington, and OCNorrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - James N., Cutler B.
Anon by The Scarlet Quill reviews
Trapped in the tallest tower at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is forced to play puppet in a deadly plot. She has one week to halt the matrimonial trap, but with the cruel Draco Malfoy watching her every move, can Hermione rescue her own Happily Ever After?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,669 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
First Kiss, Second Kiss by amorae reviews
[DarrenxSteve][Prebook] Darren gets the hottest girl in school to go to the school dance with him...but why does it just feel so wrong? Why does he keep thinking about Steve? Slash, rated T to be safe. [First Person]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Everybody Wants You by Gene Kelly reviews
I'm on the verge, unraveling with every word you say.[JamesLily] [Slightly AUish]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,835 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 11/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Kaleidoscope by Aida reviews
When gods want to punish us, they grant us our wishes. JimPam.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Notes To You Fanfiction Writers From Us Characters by GunnerGirl reviews
Notes from a few of the characters in the Darren Shan Saga from the characters you've been writing about, warning, some of them aren't happy... potential fireworks!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006
Can't Forget You by Carrie6 reviews
Post Diwali. JimPam
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006
Safety First! by Moe32 reviews
Jim and Pam. I've been working on this since before the finale, so this doesn't take Casino Night into account, and occurs sometime after Conflict Resolution.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Fan Mail by Parody Master reviews
Various characters from the Darren Shan books answer fan mail...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
The Bit that Shan left out by bookbabe reviews
Second last book in saga.This is basicly for all those people out there who want to know what happened between Annie and Steve.How it stared and how it came to an end.If you haven't read the second last book then don't read this as it will ruin it for you
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
Automatic Flowers by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[mm] He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me... when will he make up his mind? [DarrenSteve][Prebook]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
The Saga of Steve Leonard by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
Darren keeps a diary... And so does Steve. Read what happens to him in his path to revenge.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,186 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004
Sweet Vanilla by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[Drabble] [mm] A freezing cold night. Steve's room. Left alone. With Steve. Even more highly recommended against. Especially when vanilla muffins are involved. [SteveDarren]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2005
The Dangerous Game of Treasure Hunt by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Some days are just not worth getting out of bed. Some days are just plain badeverything days. This day was one of those days. Much Kurdabashing, twoshot.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2005
A Slice of Lemon by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[Drabble] [Implied mm] Straddling your friend while taking off his shirt is not a good way to be caught by the school nurse. It leads to councilling sessions - which always lead to a slice of lemon. [Slight DarrenSteve] [Very very crap]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2005
Thirty Seconds by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[Drabble] [mm] Thirty seconds. That was the price. Just thirty seconds. Couldn't hurt... could it? [SteveDarren] [Pre-book]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Dangerous Game of Strip Poker by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Vanez, Kurda, Arra, Larten and Gavner get together for an exciting, sexy game of Strip Poker... Who will be stripped bare at the end? Oneshot sequel to the previous truth or dare fic.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Child's Play by The Freaky Butt Mate reviews
[Drabble] [mm] An abnormally hot summer's day. Tommy's pool. Left alone. With Steve. Highly recommended against. [DarrenSteve] [Pre-book]
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2005
The Dangerous Game of Six by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Darren, Larten, Gavner, Kurda, Vanez and Harkat get together for a dangerous and hilarious game of Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Torture, Kiss or Would you Rather where all havoc breaks loose. Oneshot. Slight KurdaHarkat, maybe.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
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To Sell Oneself reviews
To earn back his most prized possession, Kurt believes the only answer is to sell himself. However, once he starts on this endeavor he realizes that the market is full of lunatics. Submitted for the Glee BAD FIC fest. Challenge word: sell.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Not His Birthday Wish reviews
When Puck tells Kurt that he has a surprise for him, Kurt can't help but get his hopes up. It was his birthday, after all. SLASH. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Secret Agent's Booty Call reviews
Jesse St. James has never been up to anything good. He doesn't object to playing dirty when his stardom is on the line. In fact, dirty is the way he prefers to play it...especially when he wants to get inside Kurt Hummel's skinny jeans. SLASH. KurtxJesse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H.
If Wishes Were Sues, Satan Would Rise reviews
Everyone wants beauty. Everyone wants to be loved. Everyone wants a life full of adventure, excitement, and romance. But some people, people like homely Ellen, want it too much. Join Ellen as she finds what can arise from wishes gone wrong...Mary Sues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Where are you Christmas? reviews
WEECHESTERS! Sam wants to have a merry Christmas. Unfortunately for Sammy, the Winchesters don't celebrate Christmas. Can Sam bring Christmas spirit back into Dean and John's hearts when they're acting like Grinches? Written before Christmas Special aired
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sam W., Dean W.
Pins for Blades, Lust for Hate reviews
A sequel of sorts to "Dreams Split at the Seams". Mrs. Lovett attempts to teach Sweeney a much needed skill, however, Sweeney's mind is on...other...things. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Perils of Simplicity reviews
What would Sweeney do if he had an adolescent insanely smitten with him? What if said adolescent admirer would go to any lengths to have him? And let's say this admirer is rather...queer with Pollyanna-like qualities. NO SweeneyOC
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008
My Darling Dear reviews
A poem with Sweeney talking to his favorite razor.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Dreams Split at the Seams reviews
ONESHOT Mostly one-sided SWEENETT Sweeney Todd has a little problem and he feels it's a good idea to disrupt Mrs. Lovett's daydreams in order to assist him. HUMOR
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Hate and Love Unite reviews
The darkness is vast and without a ray of hope. Until there's a flash of hazel in the dead of night that ignites a strange, and eerie fire in two unlikely hearts. Can anything work out when these two loathe each other? JosefXOC main pairing
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
Heartaches and Backaches reviews
Sweeney is tightly wound and tense...well...more so than usual. Mrs. Lovett has the skills to relax him. Will he allow it? And if he does, will Mrs. Lovett be able to contain her feelings for him? SweeneyLovett, mostly onesided ONESHOT
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Go To Sleep, Mr Frodo reviews
The power of Frodo and Sam's friendship always triumphs over the evil, dark power of the ring. ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Each Day's a Brand New Life reviews
Sam and Dean have fought a demon in Idaho and rescued a fearstricken girl. The girl feels scared, Dean feels it's his responsibility to protect her, and Sam has no idea what he feels. Warning...violence and slightly explicit material. WINCEST!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sam W., Dean W.
A Winchester Snow Day reviews
What happens when you put Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester together on a snow day? Will they play nicely in the snow like good little boys...or will the brothers have some tricks up their sleeves that don't involve snow angels? WINCEST Sam 15, Dean 19
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Failure's Not a Felony reviews
ONESHOT Hints at Wincest. Sam has failed his math test and he's in a horrible mood about it. Can Dean make him feel better? Sam is 15 and Dean is 19
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Crippled Heart reviews
Remus has gone through life as a werewolf. Tina has gone through life with a physical deformity. When the two meet...will magic happen or will they both be afraid to take a chance? Slight AU RemusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Remus L., OC
Darren Shan Saga's Next Top Model reviews
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! All of your favorite boys are competing to be Darren Shan Saga's Next Top Model! Though, it is back...there are no new chapters for those who haven't read it...but...please enjoy...I'll write more!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2007
Stranger than Abstract Art reviews
Hardly anyone comes to Pam's art show and her talent is slandered. Michael shows up...offers to buy a painting...they hug...over, right? WRONG! Did the cameras not catch something afterwards? MichaelxPam
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
A Phangirl Tries reviews
Nora Fekira Possite is in love with Erik...madly in love. Poor phantom! Unrequited ErikOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Erik
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