sheboleboleehide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. Hi! I'm Shelby. I like writing and stuff. I like things such as Doctor Who, Lost, Supernatural, the Inheritance Cycle, Sherlock, and some other stuff I guess you could PM me about if you really wanted to know. My best friend, Lindsey, and I will be writing some pretty lame/ hopefully funny/ clever fanfictions about things we love on another profile called epic-adventures-of-SNL. Nothing is uploaded yet, but will be eventually full of awesome things. (Well, hopefully) Finding Hope is COMPLETE!! (and really lame and full of plot holes, but that's what you get from the 13 year old me) SPECIAL NOTICE! NOTICENOTICENOTICE. Ahem. I have been gone for a ridiculous amount of time due to business, laziness, school, life, and lack of ideas. Who knows when I'll be back for good? I DO have ideas now though, and I'm actually excited about them. PM me if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, I guess. As of 2013 I would like to apologize for my really, really bad angst-filled fanfictions that were just me being dumb. I will eventually go back through and try to turn them into something worthwhile and clever, but for now I will leave them as they are with an apology for all who have to witness them. | |||||||
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Not in Kansas by epic-adventures-of-SNL reviews
What happens when two normal girls are transported into the world of their favorite TV show? Saving people, hunting things, and pranking the Winchesters. (Not entirely canon, kind of a crack fic, and we don't own Supernatural. Just give this story a shot, you might like it.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Ten of Hearts by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
1 day; 1 couple; 10 drabbles. First place in Addicted-to-Sugar-Quills' One Day Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Complete
The Second Pair by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"For were there such friends anywhere as Slytherin and Gryffindor? Unless it was the second pair, of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?" A story of the lives and enduring, if strained, friendship between Helga Hufflepuff and Rowena Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
And That's Why I Hate That Class by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
It's something of an unspoken rule that every Hogwarts student who passes through the castle will find at least one class at Hogwarts that they really, really just cannot stand. For Harry, it was Potions. For Hermione, it was Divination. But what about some of their classmates? Second place in Quintessential Dreams' "Ten" Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Golden by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Six oneshots of the cutest couples ever written on their golden anniversaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Triwizard Tournament by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
In her seventh year, Lily Luna Potter sees the Triwizard Tournament played at Hogwarts for the first time in more than thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,671 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Twenty Five Labors of Dumbledore's Army by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
In total and between all of them, the lovely ladies of Dumbledore's Army found themselves becoming mothers exactly twenty-five times. More babies than you can shake a stick at. One hundred words per child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Being Alive by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Neville needs to live again. "Someone to hold you too close...someone to know you too well...someone who, like it or not, will want you to share a little—a lot...that's being alive." —Stephen Sondheim, Company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Other Side by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Percy Weasley meets someone who has one of the greatest impacts on his life that he could ever imagine. A gift for mermaidgirl45.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Percy W. - Complete
Colors by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"Colors were missing from their home. She felt as though every shade of beauty and loveliness had somehow been sucked from the world, so Ginny sought the colors out, did her best to bring them inside, cultivate them, and watch them grow."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ginny W., Molly W. - Complete
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Scarlet and Gold by libowie reviews
George thinks that they were all hurt when their family was torn apart, but while everyone else's wounds slowly heal into shiny scars he spends all his time bleeding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,659 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G.
Not Bad by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Dean Thomas has never quite managed to grasp the importance of being able to flirt well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The End by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A personal thank-you to my friends, celebrating the vitality of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Lesson in Forgiveness by turtle53 reviews
Ron regrets leaving Harry and Hermione on their search for horcruxes. A kind stranger helps put things into perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
What Might Have Beens by Dream Painter reviews
No one else would pack up Snape's belongings, so Harry volunteered. Post DH, pre-Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Historic Scribblings by thecauldronmeasuringoffice reviews
A study into the daily communication habits of the rare 'Weasley-us Twins-ia' and the rarer 'Lee-o Jordan-ium'. Recommended by the 'Firetruck Appriciation Committee' and 'The Brotherhood Of Antelopes'. Rated for questionable subjects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Gnome Incident by LittleMissLoony reviews
Fred and George attempt to help Lee get over his fear of gnomes. Hilarity ensues. Part of "The Weird Phobia" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Lee J. - Complete
The Most Horrific Thing by ViBookWorm reviews
Snape stumbles across an odd scene in the staffroom, the whole school get involved and hilarity ensues! One-shot. Don't care if you flame. T cause i'm paranoid. Pretty much utter crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Time of our lives by Hogwarts Online II reviews
Each year, each person has an important date they wish to pay tribute to. These are their stories. Written by the students of Hogwarts Online
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011
Heroes' Memorial by Silvaer reviews
"Thirteen years ago, ... they were not the only ones to fall." For Hogwarts. May 2nd fic, in memory of those who passed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Tribute to Forge Weasley by Revina Aclarr reviews
Perhaps, if he hadn't just found the paper they had sworn on to 'Be Happy and Not to Mope, That's a Girl Thing' when the letter announcing Fred's funeral arrived, the mayhem wouldn't have been so…catastrophic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
November 1, 1981 by HufflepuffPrefect reviews
On October 31, 1981, Voldemort is defeated by Harry Potter. On the following day, various characters from the wizarding and Muggle worlds react. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - N. Tonks, Molly W. - Complete
Cunning as a Fox by TangiblyYours reviews
"This mission was serious, and had to be handled with careful precision and consideration—one wrong move and their plan would be irrevocably ruined." Fred and George go on a secret mission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Sorting by annewed reviews
What house they end up is the least of Fred and George Weasley's concerns as they leave for their first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Never To Be Forgotten by missallyrose reviews
The effects of the Battle of Hogwarts on a certain George Weasley. To be warned: this is sad. The saddest thing I have ever written. But I smiled at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Unnatural by coolness4eva reviews
When the Flock Move to a mountain outside of Forks they start school. But there Max sees someone that she thought that she would never see again, Edward. And Bella is all but thrilled about this idea. How did these two meet? Is there jealousy in the air?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Helpless by xoballerinaxo reviews
After deeming it the best decision, Max leaves the flock in order to keep them out of danger. But when she runs into trouble with the whitecoats, will the flock back her up? More importantly...will Fang? Enjoy :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Max
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Maximum Ride: Taking Chances by burnoutbright reviews
-"We’re going to live, Maximum,” he said so softly. I smiled and nodded. We were. We weren’t going to die. Not today, not anytime soon. And it was all thanks to Jeb. FINISHED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,948 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Waíse Heill by The Adventures of T and B reviews
Two young woman read the Eragon book and find themselves whisked into the world and the adventures of the story. They find that they may be more connected than has ever happened before
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 1,071 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
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With a Bang reviews
A small oneshot/ drabble about Fred and George right after leaving Hogwarts in book five. Order of the Phoenix They left with a bang, and now it's time to make themselves known with a bang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Forever Gone reviews
Life without Max is hard on everyone, especially Fang. This is the story about how everyone deals with her death. Sequel to Finding Hope. Sorry for the long wait!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009
Finding Hope reviews
Fang gets an expiration date. The flock has to go through lots of events, and all the while Fang is dying and Max is trying to save him. Promises are made and broken, secrets are spilled and erased. Sacrifices will be made. COMPLETE!-2013-I will also be slowly filling in plot holes, MAYBE adding a chapter or two!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
