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Joined 04-28-07, id: 1264822, Profile Updated: 08-22-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

HELLOOOOOO!

I'm LoopyLoo13! I like writing fanfiction and crazy ideas. I'm relatively new to fanfiction, so I feel as if I should apologize in advance. I also apologize if I break things.

I don't need pants.

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~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

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The Rocky Horror Potter Show by snupinsdaughter reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Is back on due to popular demand! Recently saw RHPS at the theatre and was inspired to conitinue. So give yourselves over to absolute pleasure! :D RW/HG SS/RL LM/DM HG/DM LM/HG LM/RW SB/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hermione G.
Unknown and Unthought by werecool reviews
Harry's worried about the health of his husband, but not to worry, all is well with young Draco. Their family might just be knitting together afterall. Warning: mild MaleMale. No elaborate Plot, short chapters, short story. Written for kicks and giggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Issue Resolved by Anne Lessing reviews
Sackgirl encounters a seemingly insurmountable obstacle. Thank goodness for disposable teammates! One-shot.
LittleBIGPlanet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
That I Would Be Good by Makayla reviews
Sasuke never asks the questions swimming in his mind, but somehow, Naruto still manages to answer them. Warning: implied SasuNaru NaruSasu -Repost-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Physical by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Medical fun runs rampant when Sakura is ordered to give Kakashi a physical. Kakashi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Here, Boogle Bunny! by aBoOm-Un reviews
ABANDONED. When Pein and Konan go on a trip, they leave Pein’s bunny Boogle in Itachi’s care. He isn’t impressed, judging how Boogle is a collective noun for weasel. That, and she's a nut. So, how’s he gonna survive taking care of it for a week?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U.
Bubble Wrap by killthislove reviews
POP! It's just bubble wrap. What's wrong with that? "Oh, hell no..." SasuSaku Oneshot. What Sasuke thinks on things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Phobia by aBoOm-Un reviews
Konan doesn’t fear pain. She doesn’t fear death. No, what she really fears is something entirely ridiculous… [Slight OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Naruto Watching by Songbird21 reviews
Sakura has made a hobby of watching Naruto practice when he's shirtless. When she's caught by Kakashi she's got some 'splainin' to do. Pairings: Onesided SakuNaru...sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
October Dreams by sakura-anbu-09 reviews
Sakura's favorite holiday is Halloween. This story is an altered version of my dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Undeniably Unrequited by multiples of six reviews
Harry can't seem to perform any of his headmasterly duties until he's squelched the massive crush a student has on his boyfriend. [HarryDraco futurefic, one shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bath Time by randomteenager reviews
At 18 years old, Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for weeks now, and Sasuke thinks it's time for the next step. What does he do? He tries to coax Sakura to take a bath with him! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
My Danna's So Pretty! by aBoOm-Un reviews
Sasori is sick to the death of Deidara’s stupid jokes, his crazy complaining, blowing up stuff up, and simply Deidara in general. Yet, little does Deidara know that karma always comes back and bites you in the ass... [SasoDei, OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dream the Uchiha by Water and Earth Alchemist reviews
Twoshot. She dreams, he dreams. But about what? [SasuSaku] Pleast R&R! COMPLETE and I changed the summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Elmo by misto-shadow reviews
Sakura is forced to watch Elmo with her little cousin. Such torture is unbearable for her! She ends up getting herself into some trouble because of the little fur ball, but is it really all that bad? SasuSaku, rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Typical Day? by bishie-otaku reviews
A busy day. A busy schedule. The stress, the boredom…the romance? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shikamaru's Unfortunately Troublesome Month by shikaluva07 reviews
Temorarily postponed. See profile for details. May include spoilers A forgetful Shikamaru finds Temari opening the door to his room with him wearing only his boxers. What happens when Temari sees him? Will she try to kill him? Will she be impressed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
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Mission Accomplished reviews
Tsunade issues team seven a mission: Grab a pile of herbs from the bottom of a lake. ‘Doesn’t seem too hard.’ Sasuke figures but there’s one eency weency problem. SasuSaku KakaAnko later on in fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Peas In A Pod reviews
Kakashi is fed up with his student's constant fighting so he comes up with a plan that can get them to reveal secrets and feelings so that they would get to know each other better. Rated T for content and some coarse language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Visit to the Nurse reviews
sasusaku naruhina. My first fanfition. Sasuke and his ANBU friends have been diagnosed with a horrible disease and only a certain Cherry Blossum can cure it! Mature content later in story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Spider's Web reviews
Songfic, a oneshot that I had been sitting on for ages... naruto is having trouble with the woman of his dreams and finds an English singer to help him! I suck at summaries so plz read! Naruto and Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete