“Like I said, Doctor, you ain’t never had a friend like me.”

He’s a wordsmith. And if there was ever a time for a wordsmith to be good at his trade, it was now.

But, what he really meant was that he should've saved her. Ten/Rose/Martha.

He’d finally come to the conclusion that she was testing him, playing hard to get. Then, almost simultaneously, he’d decided that he’d had quite enough of it. It would end. Today, if he had his way.

Because fairytales don't always have a happy ending. But, then again, sometimes they do.

“All I have left is you, Rose. Please don’t leave me with nothing.”

Maybe this human thing's not so bad after all.

This is what living like this does.

Self-explanatory title. Inexplicable randomness. You have been warned.

Rosie-Rose/John Smith. AU. John Smith’s secret to getting the girl is as simple as parading yourself in front of her window for hours on end. Who would’ve thought?

Human-Doctor/Rosie-Rose. 'His eyes pop open, delight chasing away all signs of sleepiness. “Dreams do come true!” He exclaims, his too loud voice echoing in the otherwise silent bedroom.'

Part One: The world will continue to turn beneath her and she’ll desperately hope that he finds a way back to her before she forgets to hope for a way back to him. An eventual three-shot.

Rosie-Rose/10.2. "Was this all just an elaborate plan to get me to dance with you then?" He asked. "A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do."

HumanDoctor/Rose. "And in that one second, two voices that are still the same call the words back at her." Short.

TenXRosie-Rose. "She flushes a slight pink but continues her dance with renewed vigor when she hears the distant sound of his sing-song voice echoing back to her. 'My girl, my girl, my girl, talking ‘bout my girl.'"

Take my hand and when I say run don’t ever look back. You be the Doctor while I’ll play Rose and we’ll see just where love fits into our impossible fairytale."

HumanDoctor/Rosie-Rose. "The piano's this melancholy soundtrack to her smile. Then she leaves, with someone you don't know." He thinks he's lost her, but has he ever really had her at all?

HumanDoctor/Rose. She talks to him about everything. Yet, she talks to him about nothing.

Post-Doomsday, Reunion-y! "She needs someone to save her from this; this empty, aching batch of nothing. She needs a hero. It’s not fair that she only feels alive when those visions fill her head. It's not fair that she clings to them."

There’s a line that she’ll cross eventually. There’s a point where she’ll have to stop. She’ll wake up one morning, turn over and decide it’s time: time to lock away the memories as best she can. The thought scares her." Post-Doomsday, Reunion-y. Short.

HumanDoctor/DoctorThatHasToVisitADoctor/10.5/WhateverYouWannaCallHimXRosie-Rose. How was he supposed to know that Forrest Gump existed in her universe too? Short, fluffy, plotless, basically what I do best.

10XRose."The Doctor and Rose. That’s still the title, and this new life is still their show. But the plot’s different. Subtitles are added. Languages are changed." Very, very short drabble-y type thing.

10XRose. "They’re feather light, wispy, tiny things. But his lips are soft and just a bit cooler and her knees are buckling. His arm shoots out and he’s supporting her and a part of her mind knows he loves it as much as she does." Short. Fluff.

RoseX10.5. Short. “Wait.” She whispers, gripping at his hand as his shoulders grow tense. It doesn’t take much effort on her part to turn him back around to face her. Here they are, starting back at one.

If there life was a musical, this would be the moments where they'd sing. Series of one-shot song-fics with totally random songs that I just can't get outta my head. First up, "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. RoseXTen

TenXRose. “Are you crying?” “Nah, ‘course not. Mickey just poked me in the eye. Big idiot.” Short. Mildly funny moment in Doomsday. Before the blank hits the fan, as they say.

The Doctor takes Rose to a club against his better judgement, and finds that he enjoys it a lot more than he thought he would. Ten/Rose.

Rose is sure that his side of the couch is much more comfortable than hers. He's about to show her just how comfortable it can be. Ten/Rose.

Those little glimpses and daydreams of her keep him hoping, keep him searching. He’ll hold on to those until he can once again hold on to her. He’ll find a way. He has to." Short.

Ten 10.5/Rose. Fluff. "With a barely perceptible nod of his head, she realizes that it’s game on. Awareness lights his eyes and he lurches towards her just as she twirls away and shoots down the closest corridor."

Post Journey's End. 10.5/Rose. The Doctor and Rose reflect back on the events of Journey's End. Short and semi-fluffy.

All-human. OOC. Bella, thanks to a little tough love from Edward, finally realizes what her mind and heart's been trying to tell her: she belongs in the tiny, miserable town of Forks, Washington. Language, kids!

AU. Moving to Forks has Bella Swan reeling. She feels the monotony of rain, drizzle and small-town scandal that her life will become, but when a mysterious yellow-clad, cape-wearing boy saves her and her father's life, her life takes a different turn.

Sequel to "Come Whatever May" Edward and Bella just want to focus on being together, but Jessica Stanely, seeking revenge for Bella's bout of teenage rebellion, just won't let it go, and vows a little revenge of her own. Who will win the war?

“You’re my very bestest friend, Edward, but you still can’t tell me what to do. Yes, I am going to jump! Yes, I am!” 8 year old's Edward and Bella have a recess arguement about Bella jumping off of a swing. Very short, sweet, and cute! AU.

A brand new batch of one-shots guaranteed to shock and awe... But mostly, they'll just make you question my own/your sanity. Chapter Five: Intelligent Movie-goers. Edward and Bella try to decide what movie to go see. Short and Sweet-ish.

When Bella Swan moves to Forks, she's less than enthusiastic. But will one night of uncensored teenage fun, along with some help from the enigmatic and utterly gorgeous Edward Cullen help changer her mind? Click the title, I know you want to! Eventual EXB

TwilightXPride&Prejudice Crossover. All human. Bella Swan, perpetually the new girl, meets Edward Cullen, and loathes him on the spot. But, is there more to him than his mocking eyes and sneering voice? And if there is, will she let herself realize it?

One-shot. Eric and Donna have a meaningless, pointless fight about Eric not being enough of a gentleman. But, Eric being Eric, he proves Donna wrong. D/E. Fluffy, short.

Oneshot! Donna thinks back on all the kisses she's shared, and the people she's shared them with, and realizes what her mind's been trying to tell her all along. Sort of D/E.

Oneshot. 8-year old Eric has a sneaky plan to get Donna to hold his hand on the playground. Fluffy, and very short.

Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!

Post Season 8. One-shot. After New Year's, Donna takes a look at the familiar sights around her, and she and Eric begin to work out their many issues... sort of.

ANGSTY AND OVER-THE-TOP! Alternate New Moon scene. "Just let him love me again."

Oneshot. Ron and Hermione are left alone in the common room.... Is that room getting hot, or is it just them? Sort of awkward and fluffy, total R/Hr!

Oneshot! Harry and James are at a playground, when Harry sees something that really puts things into perspective for him, and keeps his ego at a respectable size.

My "talk-show" were I interview various characters from Harry Potter. Except your character to get bashed in the head with a large brick and expect lots of randomness. Episode Two: I get Ron Weasley to reveal his "Extracurricular" Activities.

Oneshot. Harry recieve an unusual wakeup call from a certain member of the Weasley family, on a very special day. Rated T just to be on the safe side. My first Harry Potter Fanfic! EEEEKKKKK!

The Cullen's have their own version of American Idol! It involves: cross dressing Emmett, Rosalie with a gun, Edward being emotional over Clay Aiken, Mike in a ninja suit, Edward as a horse, Emmett as a cowboy, and so much more!

When Bella is wrangled into coaching Jessica's teeball team for a night, Edward and Alice help out too. What could possibly go wrong? HEE HEE! You just have to know, don't you? :

Bella's day is going great. But then she gets some Earthshattering news that changes her outlook on everything. She withdraws from everyone, even Edward. She won't let anyone help her, and she can't make it through on her own. Can she live with herself?

FINAL CH. UP!Bella meets Edward, who is not a vamp. She immediatley falls in love, as does he. Then Dominic comes, he wants Bella, and he has his ways to get her. Can Edward make her see what Dominic really is? Or will he lose his one true love?

Someone contaminated the lakes and rivers outside of Forks with alcohol, and it just so happens Edward is out hunting. This is totally random and RETARDED! Ever wondered if Edward wears boxers or briefs? Read chapter three to find out!

Forks Community Theater Club is putting on Grease! And once again, Edward messes up everything by trying to do the right thing. Can he fix it? READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!

FINISHED! I fixed ch. 3 and 4. so hopefully it is better.

This is Bella and Edward's first kiss in Edward's point of view.... I am working on this since a lot of you said you wanted more so bear with me....