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Joined 02-24-07, id: 1226885, Profile Updated: 04-07-10
Author has written 5 stories for Bones, Firefly, and Harry Potter.

I am a 22 year old college student from the Adirondacks.

I am in possession of the blessing and curse of the fanfiction fan: I have a knack for proofreading. It's a good skill to have, but it also sometimes makes it difficult to get through some fics I like.

I am a geek in every sense of the word, and only those of you who understand my username will really understand the degree. (I will give you one hint: tlhIngan Hol vIjatlh. be''etlh jIH.) I really like a lot of outdoor activities, like skiing and swimming, and I am always looking for new friends.

There are a lot of fandoms I like, but I refrain from reading fic in some of them either because they are difficult to capture or because I haven't seen/read all the canon. I don't like reading in fandoms where I may come across spoilers.

I hope you enjoy my fic.

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 7,384 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 1/16/2018 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ghosts and Memories Past by Brandywine00 reviews
Chp 29... Dealin' with the Feds... Thanks for the continued support of this story! Y'all ROCK!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,663 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jayne, Zoe W.
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 14,918 - Follows: 4,026 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Good Principles by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 220,617 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Comparative Linguistics by Heist reviews
She was a linguist before anything else, and she knew that only the smallest part of communicating was the actual choice of words. Uhura considers the men in her life. SpockUhura with some Kirk!love on the side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
Serendipity by blc reviews
An epic, magical-realist year in the life of S. and T. Booth-Brennan, pre-Season 4. Angst, Romance, Humor & Smut. More fluff than your dentist would recommend. And, I still promise-- I won't kill Brennan off! Ch. 78 now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 408,941 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
A Question of Gravity by Leven Kemal reviews
Set early pre-series. Mal has a tough time taking his shiny new pilot seriously. Toy dinosaurs and eye-popping shirts? And yet, the man remains hired. Huh. --First of six in a Mal & Wash story arc.--
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Wash, Mal - Complete
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Cold Cold Night by edenfalls81 reviews
River and Mal spend the day together and tragedy finds them. The results will change everything for them both. MalRiver Updated and fixed the cut chapter!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,982 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Mal, River - Complete
Heroes by WritingRamblingRavenclaw reviews
[She didn't know how long she would have to hold them, but it didn't matter. They needed her. She needed them. Molly Prewett rocked her baby brothers to sleep.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Molly W.
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 5,777 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Planets Will Turn by thekidwiththehelmet reviews
River gets hooked on soap operas and decides the use them as a guide to seduction. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/9/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Thursday's Child by Sita Z reviews
On a hot day in August, a child is kidnapped. Thirty years later, Malcolm has a strange encounter... AU, TR friendship. Epilogue is up! COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,634 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,145 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 478 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Quiet Game by runaway scrape reviews
Wash and Simon settle down to a game of chess, but like everything in Serenity, it's not quite what either expected.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Wash, Simon - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
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The Hard Part
Bones muses on connective tissue. Spoilers for The Bones on a Blue Line.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Published: 4/7/2010 - T. Brennan - Complete
Privet Drive reviews
After the Department of Mysteries, Ron and Hermione are reluctant to leave Harry at the mercy of the Dursleys. Ron decides to take matters into his own hands. AU after OOTP. Eventual H/R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Ron W.
Knockin' Boots reviews
Kaylee's thoughts wander in the engine room.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kaylee - Complete
River Coral reviews
The difference between perception and reality is problematic.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - River - Complete
Bare Bones reviews
Bones muses on the idiosyncrasies of language.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete