Matt writes a sketch making fun of Harriet when he's attacked by a liberal writers group for being soft on Christians. Danny thinks Jack has a crush on Jordan. Lucy and Tom create a character together, but clash on how it should be written.

...About Jeannie Whatley until tonight. Pretty much what the title says. Just a little ficlet. A preview of things to come...

River gets hooked on soap operas and decides the use them as a guide to seduction. RiverJayne

Annabeth forgets her anxiety pills on a flight and Leo helps her through it. LeoAnnabeth goodness throughout.

The island is now only a memory, but she still can't sleep without him. It's another choose your own pair, because those are always so much more fun.

Two survivors' first kiss. Unspecified couple, so you get to put whoeer you feel like in the story.

She’d rather her children be happy than right.

Shannon spent most of her time on the island fantasizing about different lives for her and Boone.

Shannon and Boone like to pretend

Sawyer carries a torch for Claire.

Shannon and Boone have a different definition of normal than everyone else.

Boone rescues Shannon in Australia and they fall back into their old habits.