Hello out there! How fares your world? (Mine is currently seen through odd shades of green . . . but last week it was fluffy. . .)

Um... still in high school and I am the 'weird' one.

I LOVE to read books and manga and I do believe that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are possibly the best of the century. Yes...I'm a fan, can you tell? Don't answer that...

If you want me to read your story just e-mail me and I'll read and REVIEW your story. I won't flame, I promise... I'm always on the look out for good stories, so do e-mail me.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Hydromaniac, russanodrey, Giver of Roses,

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are suffering from any or all of the following symptoms : Crooning and muttering to inanimate objects, defending said object against foes real or imagined despite risk of loss of limb, a potent fear of black hooded capes or curtains, and/or an odd obsession with pirates, fan fiction, the time-space continuum, and fictitious beings of all nature, etc..) Copy this into your profile & add your name to the list. Giver of Roses,

If you are fond of Cheetos, HP DVDs, bridges, pirates, suspense, gloating over the imminent doom of _ (Please insert villain name of your choice), miniscule robots, paperclips, overall insanity. . . Do check out my other stories and (drum roll please ) REVIEW!!!! (Reviews make my world HAPPY! Wow... that made no sense...)

...My Bartimaeus trilogy fanfics are currently paused... due to writer's block...

Xena's Rules For Survival

1. If you can run. Run.

2. If you can't run. Surrender and then run.

3. If you're outnumbered let them fight each other while you run.

4. Talk your way out of it.