1. You have a countdown until POTC3
2. You already have a group put together to go to opening night of POTC3 and you are all dressing up like various characters
3. Your always thinking how in some way, anything can be related to potc
4. You find yourself awake at 2am scouring YouTube for fanvids
5. You constantly have to fight the urge to say "Pirate" in a Jack-way to anyone
6.your gpa is slowly deteriorating because you're constantly drawing lil capt'n jack sparrows and black pearls in your notebook instead of paying attention in class..
7. You write a fanfic-a long one-as good as anything you've ever personally created yourself.
8. You can't help identifying the POTC characters with other characters in books, movies, what have you.
9. You're even thinking ahead about the 4th movie, what it should be about.
10. You keep telling people that it's coming out this May
11. All ur friends and family are sick of pirates !
12.You say savvy at the end of every sentence
13.You want to try rum even if you're not 21
14.You dont remember how many times you've watched potc
15.You make POTC fan vids
16.You hum POTC theme in the shower
17.You read pirate history books(I do.)
18.You call women Wenchs more than occasionally.
19.You own a Pirate flag and cutles
20. You read things like this and think...'WOOOHOO IM NOT ALONE!!!
21. You name your new pet Jack Sparrow (or Norrington, Elizabeth, Will, etc.)
22. ur friends tell u that sometimes u walk like jack sparrow
23. this halloween when one of the houses were playing "yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me" you put your candy bags on the driveway and reanacted the island scene from the first movie (lol me and my friend had SO much fun doing that)
24. you say "CAPTAIN" if someone just says Jack Sparrow
25. you want to kill anyone and everyone that hates the movies
26. You are actually now dating someone simply because they were dressed as Jack for halloween
27. You've named your car the Black Pearl and keep trying to make other cars "heave to and prepare to be boarded"
28. You've gone out and bought the MAC black eyeliner just because it's what you heard they used on Jack in DMC
29. You've been on the ride 50 + times
30. You have made the entire jack sparrow costume from scratch exactly replicating his
31. you have a jack shrine in your room
32. your dad has thought u were watchin potc1 when u were imitating jack
33. u know ur obsessed when you have a t-shirt that says "Mrs Johnny Depp" or "Acquianted with Johnny"
34. when you own a johnny depp website just to talk about his hair
35. When you have bought all the Master Replicas Pirates of the Caribbean Products
36. You tell other people to walk like Jack does
37. You can quote extensively from both movies
38. You keep dreaming about tickets to the premiere
39. You've exactly replicated the Elizabeth Swan dress from the first movie(the dress where she falls off the cliff) Compleate with historically accurate underpinnings
40. When you cosidered making her wedding dress from the second movie, your friends/ loved ones had to stop you by force.
41. You've actually had dreams about any of the characters.
42. After the second one came out you scoured the commentary/bonus features on CBP for clues.
43. You tried to get your friends to dress like pirates for halloween.
44. You've started responding to things with words like "yarr" and "savy"
45. You have a Jack Sparrow wallpaper on your phone as well as a backup POTC ride poster wallpaper and more then one pirate related ringtones. (theme from the movie, theme from the ride...).
46. You actually convinced your school orchestra to play POTC at your concert.
47. You have a countdown on your phone saying how many days til Pirates 3 comes out.
48. Your parents make fun of your obsession constantly.
49. When you lacked paper to draw pictures of the characters (and the ships), you used your legs
50. Even your Harry Potter obsessed friend says you are obsessed with Pirates. Everyone else does too