Dutchman89
Author has written 48 stories for Dogma, House, M.D., Allo Allo!, Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Reaper, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Addams Family, Les Miserables, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Tanz der Vampire, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Dracula, Alexandre Dumas, X-Men, Dragon Age, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Rocky Horror, Grimm, and Discworld. |
As Easy Mayst Thou Fall by kzal reviews
Sarah sees the Goblin King every time another man treats her badly, but she's convinced the Labyrinth was a dream, and he a figment of her imagination, until, eleven years after her first visit, she makes a wish that allows him back into her life. Can she force him to let her go, or will she find she has a reason to stay? Is love enough to build a life upon? Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,661 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
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Normal Is An Illusion reviews
Somewhat dark. Morticia and Pubert get each other, but the youngest Addams' relationship with the rest of the family is rather different.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Morticia A., Pubert A. - Complete
A Storm Of Temptation reviews
Devil Wears Prada Miranda's younger brother decides to drop by. He manages to bring his sister and her assistant a Hell of a lot closer and falls for Nigel in the process. Slash Femslash, better summary inside. AndyXMiranda, NigelXOMC
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2007
In A World Without Sarcasm reviews
Devil Wears Prada These are going to be a whole bunch of drabblesshort fics in which I take quotes from DWP WAY too seriously. MirandaAndy, femslash and a lot of humor. Any additional warnings will be included in the chapter.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2007
Carry On reviews
Roddy Grimm catches a glimpse of the Death Of Rats Discworld .
Crossover - Discworld & Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Death of Rats, Roddy G. - Complete
Louis XIII reviews
SLASH. MonroeXRenard. Monroe and Renard being ridiculously domestic.
Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Monroe, Captain Renard - Complete
Scenes from the Unlife
This will basically be the place where any and all TdV scenes I happen to jot down while at work will end up. Various pairings, some without pairings, also various ratings.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 903 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Graf von Krolock, Herbert
Why Transvestites Shouldn't Take Rides reviews
Why Transvestites Should-n't- Take Rides From Cows and/or Raptors! Eddie Izzard meets Rocky Horror, insanity ensues.
Crossover - Rocky Horror & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Watson's Fascination reviews
A bit of smut, Watson discovers he rather likes the sight of his cum leaking from Sherlock and more discoveries follow from there. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Lies reviews
A twenty year old Herbert discovers his father's lies. Herbert/Graf von Krolock preslash, which also means pre-incest
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Herbert, Graf von Krolock - Complete
It's Just Chronic reviews
Love Never Dies HATEfic. What was going on when Love Never Dies was conceived, the alternate ending... and start... and middle bit. Rated for sheer insanity, nothing sexual going on anywhere.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
The Cage of Dreams reviews
At night Albin spots a man at the window. CROSSOVER: Tanz der Vampire and La Cage Aux Folles, pairing Graf von Krolock with Zaza
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Graf von Krolock - Complete
Polishing A Rough Lamppost reviews
Caevyn Cousland and Zevran know Alistair is watching... and Caevyn decides to invite him. Male!Cousland!PC/Zevran, Alistair/Zevran, Male!Cousland!PC/Zevran/Alistair
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Zevran A., Alistair - Complete
The World Before Dawn reviews
Before dawn things are different. Dracula X Abraham van Helsing SLASH
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Watching reviews
Valjean knows Javert is watching. SLASH
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Belonging reviews
Graf von Krolock is visited by his sire, Dracula. SLASH
Crossover - Dracula & Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Graf von Krolock - Complete
One Night reviews
Sequel to 'One Day', Van Helsing responds to Dracula's call. SLASH
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The One reviews
Graf von Krolock finds the one in an unlikely place. Find/replace SLASH between the Graf and your favorite performer of the role of Graf von Krolock. Better explanation inside.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Graf von Krolock
The Mill reviews
Rene hold Gruber hostage in the mill, dressed as a hero of the communist resistance. SLASH
Allo Allo! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Games reviews
Erik and Charles are playing a little game in the office. SLASH
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles X./Professor X - Complete
Uninvited reviews
3 Musketeers. Richelieu returns to his quarters to find Athos waiting there. SLASH
Alexandre Dumas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Voice of the Night reviews
Jonathan hears something familiar when he arrives at Castle Dracula. Slash, Dracula X Jonathan
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
A Way From Darkness reviews
Herbert gives his father what he needs. INCEST SLASH!
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Graf von Krolock, Herbert - Complete
One Day reviews
Dracula weaves a dream for Abraham van Helsing. Slash
Dracula - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Big Brother reviews
Luigi can be an excellent big brother... in his own way. Luigi, Pavi and Amber.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors reviews
A private moment between the Largo brothers. Pavi and Luigi, can be seen as Pavigi if you want.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Mama Chagal, Vampire Hunter Extraordinary reviews
Mama Chagal makes unlife difficult for everyone in the castle. Usually by relentlessly chasing them with something containing garlic. Silliness throughout.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Rebecca - Complete
Hot As Hell Below reviews
Javert\Valjean SLASH. Set in Toulon, Javert is haunted by the visions provided by his own mind... and by 24601.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Javert, Valjean
Love Bites With Sharp Fangs reviews
Rupert Giles has an unexpected encounter with someone he knew a long time ago. Crossover with Tanz Der Vampire, pairing Giles and Count von Krolock SLASH
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Tanz der Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/13/2009 - R. Giles, Graf von Krolock - Complete
The Old Dog's New Trick reviews
Just some light-hearted fluffy JavertValjean smut. Set in an AU future. SLASH, obviously.
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
The Den Of The Beast reviews
As part of the Rebellion, Sam has to infiltrate Hell and the Devil's home. What he didn't take into account, was the guardian. Noncon, tentacle!sex, slash, a little hurt comfort. SamXmonster and a little SamXdevil
Reaper - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Strange And Eventful Encounters Of MP reviews
Ten situations and Miranda's reaction to them. Miranda and Andy femslash if there is a pairing, but mostly it's just good fun.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
I'd Be Surprisingly Good For You reviews
When an old TV turns on while Morticia and Gomez are cleaning the attic, things get a bit heated.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Morticia A., Gomez A. - Complete
I Can Has Potions Master? reviews
Experimental potions and Weasleys are not the best mix, as Ron proves once again. Slight Ron and Severus slash, a lot of humor and, obviously, a cat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Halloween reviews
It was hard being the chosen consort of the Devil, but he kinda like all the bling. Sevil aka Sam and Devil SLASH
Reaper - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
At The Lake reviews
SamDean SLASH! The Winchester brothers have a nice day at the lake. Watersports and teen!cest inside, written for the prompt "I didn't do it on purpose!"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Angels And Demons reviews
CROSSOVER! Reaper and Good Omens. Steve and Tony had decided that now their army - or organization, as Steve liked to call it - was represented in Heaven, Hell and on Earth, they should also go transatlantic. Poor Sam is of course left in the middle.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Just Don't Go
CROSSOVER. Criminal Minds main /Reaper/Hannibal Lecter Quadrilogy. Gideon/Devil. ‘Just don’t go.’ If there was ever a novel written about the life of Jason Gideon, that should be the title.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Hot Stuff reviews
Just two scenes I came up with, Sam and Satan hooking up and Sock and Ben finding out. Just having some fun, really. Sam/Devil Sevil , SLASH
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
The Fourth Wall reviews
Set at the very beginning of Silence Of The Lambs, does not follow canon. After Lecter has Miggs kill himself which in this fic has nothing to do with Clarice , our favourite cannibal gets a new neighbour. Rated for later chapters.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2008
Behind green eyes… there are some brown ones reviews
Severus' lover disappeared in an accident. His mind gets, as is custom, imprisoned in a book. Years later,Harry Potter opens it and gets 'possessed'. Just telling it isn't an option, he settles for just making it clear. Better summary inside. SnapeOMC SSH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Through The Looking Glass… Kindasorta reviews
AU, but does contain spoilers for anything up to and including Deathly Hallows. Harry decides to create his own version of the Mirror Of Erised to spread some holiday cheer… and messes it up like only Harry Potter can. Slash and happiness all around!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Gimme Gimme Gimme… A Detention After Midnight! reviews
A new transfer student gets detention with Snape… since he rather likes it, he decides to make it happen more often. Will include running jokes and such. SLASH SSxOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Severus S., OC
Funny Guy reviews
It was only summer love… but when a comedian the students seem to adore comes to Hogsmeade, our favourite Potions Master is in for a blast from the past. Featuring a stoned!Lucius, comedian!OMC, bothered!Snape and much more! SSxOMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Severus S., OC
So Wie Man Denkt, So Kommt Es Nie reviews
A stranger appears in Nouvion looking for Madame Fanny, but as always in Nouvion things don’t go as planned. Gruber X OMC Slash. No René bashing. Story is in English, save for some references, but you can go without those. Chapter 2 now up!
Allo Allo! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Plotbunny Series reviews
Yes, these are the famous Plotbunny Series from LJ, which I'm finally posting here! For those of you who don't know it, plotbunnies wreak general havoc in the hospital. Main pairing is HxCh, but the plotbunnies go after everyone. Enjoy the madness!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
Chase And The Plotbunnies plotbunny series 4
Inspired by Nuerin, plotbunny crazyness for Chase! HouseChase and PlotbunnyChase. This is part 4 in the Plotbunnyseries, posted separately because it's the only one so far with a higher rating.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
House Doesn't Wear Prada reviews
Let's just say I thought of musicals, The Devil Wears Prada and House at the same time... this came out. sniggers Came out. Anyway, House learns to appreciate Cuddy a lot more after some time with a different boss. HouseChase and WilsonCute Outfits
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Adam And Matt reviews
God makes Metatron take two days and a night off as a human to get back in touch with human emotions. He gets a bit more of those than he bargained for… and the one making him feel that way isn’t exactly convenient object of affection. SLASH MetatronOMC
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2007
