Orochimaru needs more ninjas to fight for him, so he offers ramen to Naruto, hot naked girls to Kakashi, and Sasuke stripping to Sakura. He'd better watch his back, when they, along with all the others, find out he's lying. Up for adoption.

The worst has finally happened, and those who remain are left both physically and mentally scarred. How does one cope? Is it even possible?

*UPADATE Ch.23 "Please, Be careful!" - is posted* Our dear boys are captured and are forced to test their abilty to overcome their demons, and their ablity to protect each other. HC and Anst abounds

Broken, battered, but he's not giving up...captured Leo struggles to survive the tortures he is submitted to...but when he escapes will his family accept...the surprise he brings along?

Sent to a mental facility after coming close to murdering his cousin in his sleep, Hyuga Neji is about to discover things about a past he never knew. Reviews are appreciated. NejiTen AU. Rating change for Chapter 12 - language won't get better, folks.

The day Splinter lost his Master Yoshi was nothing short of the coldest day in his life. In the lonely wanderings of a rat cold and shattered, fate thrusts upon him an odd gift indeed-four orphan turtles.

I can’t remember anything and nothing is making any sense. All I know is that I’m a giant mutant turtle and that there are other mutant turtles doing everything they can to keep me safe. Why are they so familiar, anyways?

Something lurks in the shadows, lingering even in the light of day. Sickness has clawed its way into the heart of the city, consuming the life inside. And it's not always as simple as just killing the badguy... and how can you kill what doesn't live?

After the Mystics tricked Bishop into destroying the amulet that gave Karai control over them, the Mystics choose a new Master. Fear for the world.

Collection of snippets on our favorite Ninja Turtles! Snippet 3: 'Protector'. Raphael is fiercely protective of his younger brothers...

When he dies, Naruto leaves behind an unexpected legacy that will affect the world. Twelve years later, a penitent Sasuke finds atonement for his sins by training and protecting young Kyuuzano Nanikato, the innocent creation of a madman's war. DISCONTINED

When Gaara announces to Lee that they should have a baby, Lee is baffled but accepting. But do Temari and Kankuro feel the same? How will Gaara like his new doctor? And is forest green really an acceptable color for a nursery? leegaa gaalee MPreg

Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg

To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin

Raphael and Donnie are expecting a little bundle of joy soon; but first they have to deal with their family, and a sudden surprise. RaphxDon LeoxMikey a MPreg fic

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

Gohan's life is a sham. Life in general is a wasteful lie. It's time for a change. Can he cope with that change? Overall warnings: Dark, drug abuse, angst, yaoi. See chapter warnings.

When Leonardo fails to tell his brothers about a mishap in their latest mission, the mistake could cost him something important... like his life. Don's answers. Raph's anger. Mikey's hope. What can combat something that attacks from the inside?

[Book 2 in the To Say Goodbye series] It's been two months since the death of Tails. Now Sonic and Knuckles think they may have found away to prevent the murder from ever happening. Can they succeed, or will Metal rise again...?[COMPLETED!]

Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.

Whispering Illusions in now complete. Look for Facts of Danger, the second in this series of four.

Somehow the Yondaime survived the shinigami, but even though this happened, Naruto still seems destined to have a terrible and empty life. [On Hiatus for my other story]

sequal to Mother? and Mom?KakaIruIruKaka Iruka is Naruto's father figure, where does that leave Kakashi?

What happens when you give all of the boys a vacation when none of them but Duo actually know what the vacation is for? 4 Chrismasly retarded pilots, 1 annoyed Duo, and a few odd situations. This is a story that reveals the true meaning of Christmas!

What if Alucard was the from the very start? This is the story of how their relationship grew. AXI R&R!

Just a random story about the lives of team 7 and their teacher, including an Akatsuki Musical! Tell me what you think!

When Maya died, she expected to either go to heaven or just blank out for eternity. Instead, she finds herself in the world of Naruto, living the life a certain insomniac sand nin from scratch. 'I expected a bad day, but this is just ridiculous...'

After their battle against Kimimaro, Lee and Gaara make a little mistake that will change the rest of their lives. Rated M because little kids shouldn't be reading this. yaoi, mpreg, kidnap, misconceptions, etc... GaaraXLee

Iruka is trapped, unable to live the life he truly wants. When Kakashi finds out, he's determined to do something about it, whether Iruka wants him to or not. WARNINGS INSIDE READ THEM AND LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Duo has to give a sermon in front of a packed church and, yes, the chatter box is quite nervous. A little advice from Relena helps. This was an email joke that I received and instantly thought of this story.

A collection of a group of silly guides created for writing a Gundam Wing fanfiction, short stories, musings, and a bunch of other things. None of it to be taken seriously. Soon to be majorly updated.

1 mission, 6 thoughts, countless mistakes. Some humor, but mostly angst. Just forgot to say completed. Noting added since last chappy

A brief character study of Integral in extremis.

The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]

An old enemy returns, threatening both Leonardo's family and friends, but also his recovery. COMPLETE

GxV; Vegeta returns to Vegetasei; his actions there will have universal consequences. COMPLETE