Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

You know why you hate him? He can love. You can't even love yourself! You despise what you are and thus all you can is despise others. If you could find a way to love yourself, love would come as easy as breathing.

They all thought that Adam had dealt with the consequences. They were wrong. How will the trials thrown at them affect their friendship, even their lives? Postnovel, slight AC.

A parody fic about why Kirk x Spock slash, tends to be weird and squicky. Here's a hint: because it's Spock. Please note: this intended parody applies only to TOS Spock and Kirk. New Spock, aka Sassy!Spock, can totally be sexed up all he wants.

Follows Spock through Movie 4: The One with the Whales. More K&S than KxS, but has hints of the latter.

Aziraphale’s powers of observation prove most useful against his associate.

We all know about mattresses and ratchet screwdrivers, but of course, sentient dressing gowns experience an awful lot. Arthur's tells its tale. Unaware gowncest, FordArthur, pyjamacest. Not for those afraid of what their clothes might know about them.

Captian Kirk's personal PERSONAL log. Written at three am, while sleep deprived, with advice from my friend. Not graphic.

What if the classic Mary Sue archetype we've all come to know and love was in fact a Texan transvestite named Steve...?

Complete. KS. What was really going on in “Requiem for Methuselah” and what happened afterward. First time story. AU since in my universe Gol never happens.

Something has happened to Arthur, and the Guide is a little sketchy about what to do with him. Will Ford and Zaphod work out the solution? Very slight, early stage, fairly fluffy FordArthur oneshot. Please ensure my personal wellbeing, please read and rev

Tas and Fizban get the ingenious idea to create a Kender Spork of Turning. What happens when Raistlin comes back and gets slightly cheesed off at them? A race to take over the world ensues. And all Dalamar can do is sit back and sigh.

The rebel Jamie Fraser is once more at the mercy of the English…and Lord John Grey. Fraser’s to be executed at dawn, but Grey can’t bear to see his friend hang without speaking to him one last time, and Fraser hopes not to be hanged at all.

Kirk, Spock, McCoy. Three friends and a rainstorm. A purely self indulgent little chestnut, formerly unpublished, that I rescued from an old hard drive.

Your typical Eden fic featuring Aziraphale and beforehewasCrowley Crawly. Slash.

The Elven Support Group for Abused and Mistreated Elves. The Elves you've abused in your fics have finally banded together to help eachother with their problems. Chapter 8 up - a special session.

Discworld crossover in which, after taking a wrong turn somewhere outside Ankh Morpork, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves spending Hogswatch at Lancre Castle.

SLASH. Rated for a little language. Crowley is forced to suffer through another one of his own inventions. At least he will not be suffering alone.

Watson's POV on Holmes' cocaine addiction.

Tas: What does that mean? Tanis: Nothing good.... *shakes head* Ironi Numair: Despite the title it's anything but! Anne: Lots of laughs, forced romance, and a mage trying to kill us.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Young and alone on a long road, Once I lost my way: Rich I felt when I found another Man rejoices in man. The story of Gimli and Legolas. Slash.

A pair of star-crossed lovers broach the vexed question of parental consent. L/G slash.

1st Good Omens Fic Attempt-- Lunch, Plants, etc.