In a word:

Awesome. ;D

In several:

The Shayla is a somewhat bi-polar creature, bouncing between surges of unsustainable creativity and slums of pointlessness, the latter far more frequent than the former. The Shayla is reclusive yet yearns for contact, often suffering from a lack of socialization, which in turn causes her to be more socially isolated. She lives her life in vicious circles most of the time. She seeks self-actuality, like most of the human species, and craves attention so strongly that she will go to practically any length of trouble to have eyes on her. The Shayla is unaware of the cause of this ailment.

She hides under the hood of fandom, and appears to be ashamed to acknowledge that it is the center of her life. She is more easily approached in the summer, during con season. If one should find a need to approach her in the winter, it would be in one's best interest to invite her personally and state a desire to have her around, as it is during the winter that she is most vulnerable both to loneliness and harsh mood swings.

In a strange form of behavior, she tends to hurt the people she loves. It is believed to be so because she is either testing their ability to put up with her, or letting out steam while knowing her loved ones will understand. She is not prone to violence or anger, but when others threaten what's important to her, it is best to keep a fifteen-foot radius from her, so as to gain a running start should she turn on any bystander. She seems to have a constant mating season, and while she holds a belief of GMFL (Geese mate for life), she hardly stays with people long enough to act upon this. She has only applied this belief to one other creature, but circumstance destroyed their chances. Currently, she is in a state of crisis due to the loss, but is recovering decently.

The Shayla lives on a diet of breads, ground beef, Dr. Pepper, pretzels, and various vegetables and fruits on occasion. She builds her nest in lofts, with copious amounts of bedding. A decent pillow is not necessary, but the nest has to be very soft and warm. The Shayla prefers to sleep about twelve hours per day, though is often limited to as little as six. The best way to win over the Shayla is to introduce yourself as a cosplayer who lives in her region, particularly if you are female, as this is the sex she is least afraid of (and in extension, most attracted to.)

But yep. Scientific report pretty much sums it up.

The things it doesn't tell you:

Age: Sixteen going on seventeen ;w; I'm growing up so fast...! -TEAR-

Location: Somewhere in Canada in an igloo beside an oil machine and a desert, because our fucking city doesn't get chinooks. We have two seasons: July, and Winter. .m.

Writing style: You know, I haven't really settled on that yet. I love using figurative language, but casual seems to be working out the best for me.

Marital status: ...;D All the single ladies- Now put yer hands up!

...Just got lazy. No more profile for you.