NoahBodyhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Flies, and Naruto. So, each time I decide that I want to hop back onto this account for a time I change this little box, in order to keep it current with the last "me" that was on here. And since my last update was two years old, it's time. I was born in 1993, so my age is, as of 2012, 18 years. I am an avid Harry Potter fan, and reader of many a fantastic Dark!Harry fic. I like Smart!Harry, because seeing someone fight with intellegence makes me smile, if you have a fanfic about that, please, please reccomend it to me, I promise I will read and review. I also like to read and write slash, usually of the fluffy variety. I pair just about everyone, but my main ships are Remus/Sirius, and Harry/Voldemort (Though I'm not as enamoured with that one as I used to be). I love reviews, like everyone else on here, so if one of my fics brought you here, and you didn't review at the time, please go review! Even just "cool story bro" is fine. I really love constructive reviews, so don't hesitate to tell me what you did or didn't like, I can take it! |
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beautiful thoughts by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
"Just – don't think I'm dead before I really am, okay?" Cinna and Finnick grew up together, and then grew apart, and nothing is as beautiful as the Capitol burning. For Caesar's fic exchange. Slash ahoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
Follow me down to the valley below by Evil's Sidekick reviews
After a brutal night with his clients, Finnick arrives at Cinna's doorstep, bruised and broken. It's only then he realizes that there's more than one kind of brutality. Lotsa angst, slash. Cinna/Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Finnick O., Cinna - Complete
Relak by Lorkin reviews
Instead of dieing, from the killing curse sent by Voldemort. ‘The boy who lived’, gets transported back in time, to 1938 London, and is found by the very person who sent him there. DarkHarry! May contain some slash later on so don’t read if you don’t like
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 7,146 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Consider The Sea by flufflybunny reviews
Cinna and Finnick, before the 70th Hunger Games. Cinna is in art school; Finnick does not want to be anyone's mentor. Stuff happens. slash, het
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Cinna, Finnick O.
With a Letter Comes Realizations by MoonyTheBookWolf reviews
HPSB...Harry writes a letter to Sirius and leaves it on their kitchen table...What does it say and what will Sirius do about it?COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Turquoise by Captain Alfie reviews
James is jealous of Victoire but angry at Teddy, Teddy doesn't seem to be able to choose between the two. James isn't really helping him make the choice, becuase that damn turquoise hair keeps getting to him. Slash, small mentions of het. T/V, T/J, A/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - James S. P., Teddy L.
A Lesson in Patience by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
For Always by melodia04 reviews
Draco is a vampire who took Harry in payment for his uncle's debts. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalemate by Overhill reviews
You have to mean an Unforgivable Curse for it to work, but what if someone else means her spell more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
House Games by Bouncykins reviews
Albus/Scorpius. It starts with an innocent game and goes from there...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Playing the Mind Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Harry thought Snape would sooner adopt him than let them play games in class. Now, under the legal guardianship of Snape, what happens when he brings up this thought over dinner? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
5 things Ralph claims to have forgotten about Jack by dontcallmechica reviews
A Five Things style fic. Slash. JackRalph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Worth Draco? by Jiggy'N'FairPhili reviews
Harry wants him, but at this present moment has his boob's stuck in the sink... fantastic... SLASH, you have been warned. CRAKFic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cookies for Padfoot by Scision reviews
Sirius wants a cookie. Sirius/Remus. 4th-6th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
You and Me Song by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
A series of oneshots on various couples from various eras and their various happenings. Slash, not in all, but most. Rating for safety. SBRL and JPLE so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Finding His Wings by Serpentseeker reviews
ONESHOT. To cause an angel to lose their wings is a terrible crime. When Draco goes too far, Blaise finds himself helping an angel to find their wings. Slash, HarryBlaise, implied rape, character death. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sure your gay, Honey! by kamadi reviews
When challenged you need to prove the opposite…. Right? slash
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Gil G., Nick S. - Complete
The Diary of Two Weasleys, A Potter, and A Granger by iceskater25705 reviews
Ginny's sixteenth birthday is a diary in which each person can spill their deepest thoughts and desires without the others able to read it. Rated M for later Adult Info
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,531 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Midnight in the Owlery by The Treacle Tart reviews
On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
St Brutes by Qest reviews
There are some weird things at St. Brutus'. Like the Freaks. They could be powerful allies, but Harry has to play by the rules of St. Brutes, a place where he is just another newbie... FullSumInsideChaptersMUCHLongerThanPrologueNoLongerOnHold
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,334 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Harry P.
The Perfect Gift by silent-wishes reviews
Mothers Day Challenge: Entering into motherhood Hermione relys heavily on a most distant friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
With One Hand by Meg-Of-The-Moon reviews
Nick's still having nightmares about the burrial. NickGreg slash
CSI - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Learning and Teaching 4 by FyreFlyODoom reviews
In the final part of this series, as they race to find Lady Ravenclaw's tower... the war begins. Can the heirs find the tower and a way to stop Voldemort before he brings the world to an end? !Slash: HarrySeverus and other pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,965 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Another Snape Courts Harry Fic Harry's POV by Iago96 reviews
Complete HPSS slash. Harry recieves gifts from a secret admirer. Used plot I know but please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Boy in the Corner by Serpentseeker reviews
ONESHOT. Percy writes a letter to his father, spilling all the emotions he kept inside, revealing a few shocking revelations and just who he is inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Raspberry Wine by yami no dawn reviews
Hermione finds something unexpected. RLSB slash. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Learning and Teaching 2 by FyreFlyODoom reviews
Could the way to defeating Voldemort be hidden in a child's play song? Finding the heirs to four Founders is the only way to know. !Slash! HarrySeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Learning and Teaching by FyreFlyODoom reviews
After a bad summer Harry is resorted because of some problems within Gryffindor. How will he react when he's put in the middle of the people he once thought were his enemy? HPSS Warning: this fic contains minor selfdirected violence on Harry's part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No One Knows by Wellington reviews
Something weird is going on with Harry Potter and Severus Snape is going to figure what it is. This story contains child abuse, depression, and suicidal tendencies. Will eventually be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Cruel Intentions by Alania Black reviews
11 OCAUHPSM: BZRL. Draco bets Blaise that he couldn’t seduce the new DADA Professor. Blaise bets he could have Remus in his bed by Halloween. The stakes are high and they have everything to lose...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Blaise Z., Remus L. - Complete
Like a Bang by Rageosaurus Rex reviews
[On Hiatus] It started with a bang the day Charlie Weasley met Rudy Scamander...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Charlie W.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Another Side To You And Me by allyyyyy reviews
Draco finds himself contained in Malfoy Manor’s dungeons with only another for company. He finds out a little too late who exactly he’s with. This sends Draco’s world into tailspin with his only savior being the one who cast this vicious curse upon him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Remus L. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Black by Dragon Mistress reviews
Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/1/2001
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A Little Extra Preperation reviews
It isn't fair to bring Harry up a warrior, but it also isn't fair to bring him up a sacrificial lamb. Severus asserts that Harry ought to be trained to properly defeat Voldemort, when Dumbledore disagrees, he decides to take things into his own hands. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Laying Low At Lupin's reviews
A brief veiw of the day Sirius turns up to 'lay low at Lupin's. SLASH RLSB, don't like it, don't read it. Rating for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Haunted Visions
Some things haunt you long after they're gone. Onesided slash, angst, oneshot, drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of the Blue
Lily Evans' study session was ruined, by one familiar black haired boy. And no, it wasn't James Potter. LE/SB oneshot drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Keeping Him Insane
Lilly's picture remains in Severus' dresser drawer as a reminder. One shot drabble, SS/LE onesided. Hints of LP/JP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What James Did Not Expect reviews
James didn't expect to see his best mates like this... ever. RLSB PPunknownrandomperson. Oneshot. Drabble. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eyes Open reviews
Sirius allways Kissed Remus with his eyes open. Oneshot drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Maybe it was the Banana reviews
Sirius thinks that it might have been the banana, but then again, there were allot of things that atracted him to Remus that day. Remus himself, for one. SLASH Some adult referances and language. SB/RL obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dangerouse To Know
Some secrets need to be kept, with good reason within Hogwarts. A short Songfic, Set to Hillary Duffs Dangerouse to Know. Revolves around my OC, and my friend OC, Whom we RP with. Contains RL/OC SS/OC SS/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The End Of Innocence reviews
Ralph and Jack think about what is to come when they return to England. Spoilers for the end of the book, obviously.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The final Avada Kadavra reviews
The spell that ended the war. One shot, very short. Rateing for charecter death. WARNING MAJOR OOC! Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
