Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

a collection of unrelated jily/marauders oneshots.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Lily is going home for her winter holidays and is in the library to start on some homework together with Marlene and Alice. But James walks in and changes her mind. L/J. One-shot.

One wild summer night in France, seventeen-year-olds Lily Evans and James Potter meet for the first time and share a kiss. Both under the impression that the other is a Muggle, they never expect to meet again. So what happens when Lily, a Beauxbatons student, transfers into Hogwarts and they find each other again?

Sports star James Potter tries to pick Lily up on tinder. Lily Evans, a dedicated not sports fan is offended by the idea that someone thinks she wouldn't recognize James Potter's face. She laughs about it with her friends at a bar, until James Potter, who also frequents that bar, comes over to clarify that nope, he's on tinder, and he's definitely hitting on her.

In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.

In which Lily is distracted by James, and finally decides to do something about it.

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT

Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.

"Have you ever kissed a boy, Astoria?"

Astoria went to work every day because she wanted to, and she kept to her pattern because she had to. — Draco/Astoria - For Maggie

Astoria reflects upon her marriage to Draco Malfoy. She yearns for something more.

"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.

Lily Evans has finally figured out that she fancies James Potter. But instead of happiness and sunshine and passionate snogging, there's a lot of mysterious Comfort Caramels and wallowing in the kitchens. An L/J one-shot.

Lily Evans is suffering from Insomnia. There really was only one person she could think of to cure her boredom. Of course, she should have known that in the wee morning hours he would have something else in mind.

The Christmas of the past didn't have hope. The Christmas of the present had redemption and peace. Christmas in the future? Well, it held everything else. Asteria/Draco. Complete.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

As much as Draco and Asteria adore each other, their life together hasn't been a problem-free one. These are five issues between the couple.

Oliver Wood decides to help his fellow first year.

Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.

Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.

I’m so clever, said James Potter, letting out an elitist laugh. No one else would ever have thought of this ingenious plan. He rocked his chair back onto two legs, and almost fell, but didn’t.

It's the first day of classes, and Oliver Wood is in for one talkative surprise. [complete]

The seventh year N.E.W.T. students brew up some Amortentia and whether it be Gobstones, sweaty Quidditch robes, or Mother's biscuits, everyone smells something interesting, including Oliver Wood. [oneshot]

Cho Chang has some stupid ideas, but I think Katie's glad she heard about this one. YES, it's KBOW.

Katie Bell is slightly concerned. She thinks she's going insane. And what does Oliver Tobias Wood have to do with it? Uh, EVERYTHING?

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.

James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.

Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?

AU She was a dead ringer for a runaway princess.So British tourist Lily Evans was hired to impersonate the missing monarch - at her arranged engagement to a prince! Riches galore would be Lily's during the royal masquerade,as would the constant company of

L/J-that's all I seem to be writing these days, huh? A certain redhead is caught under the mistletoe and disaster ensues.