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This penname is a joint account between two of the strangest people out there: Koukla22 and AnasellaEmm.

They figured that their individual writing wasn't corrupting enough youth, so they decided to join forces and write collaborative stories that will hopefully not ruin humanity.

These two authors share several mutual interests which include: "The Office"; All things Greek and ethnic; Harry Potter; good music; comparing schedules; feeling uncomfortable about writing love scenes; translating the phrase "bisexual walrus" into Russian and innumerable other languages, flirt plants, the fine art of flames; and prompets (especially strawberry and raspberry).

From "The Office"

Michael Scott: (bringing in steaks) Who wants some man-meat?
Dwight Schrute: I do. I want some man-meat.
Jim Halpert: Michael, Dwight would like your man-meat.
Michael Scott: Well then my man-meat, he shall have.

Michael Scott: Do I want to be feared or loved? Um... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Michael Scott: You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the seniors go.

(naming teams)
Jim Halpert: Okay. We will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute: He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert: (chanting with team) Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort--
Dwight Schrute: Ok, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that. Please, please, please.

Michael Scott: Is Jan in yet?
Hunter: I think she's coming in later.
Michael Scott: Could you give her a message for me when she gets in?
Hunter: Sure.
Michael Scott: Just say, 'I want to squeeze them.' It's code. She'll know what it means.

Mrs. Allen: I don't care. It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?!
Dwight Schrute: May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual, both animals were smiling.

From Elsewhere

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. – Rodney Dangerfield