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 Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Firefly, Office, Bible, and Inheritance Cycle. Okay, here's the deal: Eragon: Eragon and Murtagh sooo want to jump each other's bones. Saphira's not the only thing he wants to ride, wink, wink.gasp, ewwww, incest!...psssh, get over it. I like a well done dark, moody, commanding Eragon and a forceful yet willing and submissive Murtagh. Arya's Eragon's ex turned fag hag. Firefly/Serenity: Mal/Jayne, Mal/Simon, Simon/Jayne, Mal/Simon/Jayne...either way you put it, all the guys on that ship are gay. The het pairings I like most are Rayne (River/Jayne), and River/Mal. Harry Potter: Harry and Draco are soo gay for each other. Also like Fred/George, Draco/Blaise, Harry/Cedric, Harry/Oliver. The Office: Jam (Jim/Pam) and Dwangela to the end, I don't care what you say! A Little About Moi: I'm married to Gaspard Ulliel, I adore Audrey Hepburn, I love Wild Belle, and Oscar Wilde is a genius. |
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Their New Life by WearyWanderer reviews
This story takes place right where the book ends. Sorry, I suck at summaries. VivianGabriel
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007
Tutor by 180-By-Summer reviews
Brian tries to understand weird new feelings for Jordan. slash.
My So Called Life - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 8/26/2005
Maintenance by curi reviews
River has a problem. Inara has a solution. Jayne's man-parts are involved. The rest of Jayne seems to be optional. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
What Happens Next? by freddykre reviews
It's just after the last episode, has to do with lots of stuff. R&R
My So Called Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005
Lover's Night by AnimeLore reviews
Ryo wants to prove the extent of his love to Dee. DeexRyoxDee YAOI Please Review!
FAKE - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2005
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Seahorses reviews
MalxRiver pairing. River can't sleep, so she reads up on seahorses. Contains Spoilers!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - River, Mal - Complete
3 Times Murtagh Told Eragon Yes reviews
Title Tells All. Eragon/Murtagh Pairing. Slash! *Last Chapter is Post War* Slash!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
First and Final Love reviews
Jayne? Dancing? A mysterious job? Tension rising between the captian and the young reader. Boredom can lead to strange things on the ship. MalRiver pairing. Spoilers.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Mal, River
Stealing Kisses reviews
lj prompt for soft. Jayne doesn't want to go back to sleep, instead he finds other things to do. Slash, boyXboy. Oneshot. Jayne/Mal.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Jayne, Mal - Complete
Seeking: Cold, Lifeless, and Handsome reviews
Harry is having a little trouble letting go of Cedric. Spoilers for GoF. Warnings: Slash, Necrophilia, Cross dressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P.
I Need You reviews
Jayne dumps River. Kaylee is plotting with the Reader to get them back together again. Based off of the lyrics from "Undiscovered". Rayne pairing.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Jayne, River
Into The Hands of The Enemy reviews
Eragon and Murtagh must infiltrate Galbatorix's fortress in order to be victorious. EraMurg pairing. BoyXBoy fic from a lj prompt.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Moving On reviews
Zoe is trying to move on, but she finds herself in the arms of the man she had feelings for before Wash came aboard Serenity. MalZoe pairing. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Draco's HowTo Guide for Relaxation reviews
Draco writes a how-to guide on relaxing. Warnings: Slash. boyXboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rough Drafts reviews
ONESHOT: Jayne tries to vent his feeling through a letter...or several of them. Pairing: Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
Distractions reviews
OneShot. Eragon needs to focus on something other than his thoughts. Murtagh teaches him to whittle. Incest. Eragon/Murtagh pairing. BoyloveBoy. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Draco's Valentine reviews
Draco gets a valentine from Harry. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. Dedicated to Blue-Is-4-Truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolates reviews
River has a Valentine present for Jayne. Rayne pairing.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Mental Health Day reviews
Oneshot. Eragon decides to take a mental health day from being the savior of Alagaesia. Arya discovers what the rider has planned for his day off. Murtagh thinks he has a concussion. Incest implied. Post EragonArya. Pairing: Eragon/Murtagh. BoyloveBoy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
3 Times Eragon Told Murtagh Don't reviews
Title tells all. EragonMurtagh pairing.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
His Last Breath reviews
Samson and Delilah. Samson thinks about his last days with Delilah as he dies.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Three Wise Men reviews
One Shot. Jim and Pam decide to teach Dwight a lesson about being kind and holiday spirit.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Candy reviews
Simon confronts Jayne about a few things that are bothering him. SimonJayne pairing. If you don't like boys kissing other boys, then this isn't the story for you.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Jayne, Simon
Memories of David
A kind of after story of Falkenberg Farewell about the effect the character, David, had on a person. I don't own these characters.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Published: 4/10/2007
Don't Let Him Get Away reviews
It's the end of their last year. Will Draco and Harry finally be able to tell each other how they really feel about each other or will they just let the other get away? I don't own Harry Potter or any of the Characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
