BASIC INFORMATION

Full Name: Phillip Adrian Mante

Date of Birth: June 19th, 1990.

Sex/Gender: Male

Race: Caucasian

Ancestry: Russian, Dutch, France, German, Canadian

Height: 6'1

Weight: 190 lbs

Natural Hair Color: Brown

Natural Hair Type: Curly

FANFICTION

Year first wrote Fanfiction: 1997

Date of signup: January 2nd, 2006

CRIMES

Confirmed Criminal Activities:

-Vandalism (July 3rd, 2003)

-Public Disturbance (July 3rd, 2003)

(Released to Parent/Guardian. Charges not laid.)

COMPUTERS & VIDEO GAME CONSOLES

Active Email: Black_triton14@ (April 20th, 2005 - Present)

Nintendo Network ID:

-SlappySquirrel (January 28th, 2014 - Present)

Xbox Live Gamertag(s):

-Riven777 (December 9th, 2010 - June 4th, 2014)

-SlappySquirrelX (June 4th, 2014 - Present)

4kids Name: Super_sonic_is_cool (August 31st, 2005 - ?/?/2007)

EDUCATION

School District 33 ID Number: 78123 (September 4th, 2001 - June 19th, 2008)

Schools Attended:

Valley Christian School (September 1995 - June 2001)

Unsworth Elementary (September 2001 - June 2002)

Mount Slesse Middle School (September 2002 - June 2005)

Sardis Secondary (September 2005 - June 2008)

Young Drivers of Canada (September 2009 - November 2009)

EMPLOYMENT & PROFESSIONS

Visscher Lumber

Clean-up Crew

(November 2007 - June 2008)

The Real Canadian Superstore

Produce Specialist

(September 15th, 2008 - Present)

Shade Stop

Salesperson

(April 2012 - June 2012)

The middle son of a somewhat extensive family, I grew up in a small trailer park outside of beautiful Chilliwack BC, Home of the Chiefs. I now live in the town, somewhere between the overpass over the train and the underpass below the train. I began writing fanfiction around age 7 (My first stories were Sonic the hedgehog, with Home alone style humor.) and then it evolved into pokemon stories around the age of 13, And then Winx club around age 15, up until my 23rd birthday (Yeah, i really should've quit a long time ago) Recently i started flexing my funny bone by writing Family guy fanfics as well. If you like Sick, Adult humor, then check out my family guy stuff. If you enjoy Saturday morning cartoon action, Then maybe my recent fanfiction is right for you!

PLEASE NOTE:

If I read your story and give you a positive review, That means I like your story and I think it's good. If I give a mixed review, that means I liked your story but there was some stuff that needed improvement and possibly didn't fit the style of whatever you were writing about. And I'm not going to apologize for what i'm about to write, but if I don't like your story and I think it's crap, I'm going to flat out tell you that I think your story blows. If you think my story sucks, feel free to tell me.

PHIL'S PERSONAL RULES OF WRITING FANFICTION

1. The Story must have a Title, Summary, Rating, and Disclaimer. No exceptions.

2. Try to stay as close as you can to the original story, location, etc.

3. The Characters should be IC (In Character) as close as possible.

4. None of the main characters are allowed to be killed off, unless they are to be resurrected later. This does not apply to the author's created characters. Also known as the Star wars fiction rule*

NOTE: George Lucas told anyone who wrote Star Wars fiction and had it legitimately published that none of the original trilogy's characters were to be killed off.

5. Serious crimes against a child character (Rape, Murder, Mutilation, Torture) Animated or real, Anamorphic or human, original or from the fiction, is entirely off limits. No exceptions.

6. First person OC (Original character) Mary sues cannot be perfect or close to perfect. A good mary sue has one good trait, and the other characters have to build around that.

7. Romantic Pairings should always be between the fiction's characters and not an original self-insertion of the author with the character that author has a crush on. If you want to make out with a Disney character, Dress your boyfriend/Girlfriend up as one and kiss him/Her, or go to Disneyland.

8. Don't be scared to criticise someone else's story if you think it sucks.

9. Don't be scared to praise someone else's story if you think it's awesome.

10. Always write fanfiction with creativity and imagination over personal fantasy.

11. Don't be a plagiarist. Taking ideas is ok, but direct plagiarism (Stealing a show's scripts and posting them as your own story just to get likes) is uncreative, and destroys the joy of being imaginative.

PHIL'S PERSONAL RULES OF PM'ing

1. Respect is key. I am here to help you and tell you what I believe is right and what I believe is wrong. Do not try and convince me otherwise.

2. When you are talking to me, and you send me a message that I cannot reply to because you have blocked replying, you are showing me that you are a coward.

3. Do not use insults against me. I will report you to the FF administrators if I feel you've gone too far.

4. You acknowledge that when you send PMs to me, your opinions might be criticised but not insulted. If you are insulted, that's your problem.

5. Copying only parts of what I've said and parts of what you've said in PMs to other users is dirty politics. I do not respect it nor do I condone it. Either post the whole message or not.

6. Always write and read carefully what you are about to send - Read the Ambrose Bierce quote on my profile to know why.

LIKES (General Stuff)

-Classic Wrestling

-Metal (Metal Mulisha, Bitches!!!)

-Early 90's rap music

-Late 70's Early 80's Funk/Electronica/Disco music

-Eurobeat

-Girls, Nerdy girls, Smart girls, Asian girls, Hot milfs.

-Small-league Hockey (The NHL sucks, just a bunch of bitches whining over money)

-Video games

-Video game music composers (Beethoven can suck Michiru Yamane's pussy)

-Chrono Trigger (Best RPG ever made, Hands down)

-Minecraft (It's like legos, only you get many, many pieces.)

BEST PEOPLE EVER

-My Mom (For not aborting me, during and LONG after pregnancy.)

-Rob Paulsen (For being the best voice actor Ever)

-Tress MacNeille (For being the best voice actress ever)

-Tom Ruegger (For creating Animaniacs & Tiny Toon Adventures)

-Sherri Stoner (For Writing & Producing Animaniacs & Tiny Toon Adventures, and being one of the funniest women in the world.)

-Sylvester Stallone (For being Rocky, Rambo, and a man every man should want to be)

-The whole Jackass Crew (For making us laugh)

-Dave Mustaine (For creating Megadeth)

-Sgt. John Burk (For being a man for my generation to look up to.)

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSHES EVER

-Vanna White (First crush ever - Totally convinced me at age 3 that she was Barbie in the flesh.)

-Keri Russell (Second Crush - Saw her in the pink bikini in Honey I blew up the kid...so, first bikini ever.)

-Dolly Parton (Oh, Dolly.)

-Julia Nickson (Asian class'n beauty)

-Sofia Vergara (Perfect smile, Perfect hair, Perfect tits, perfect ass. And don't get me started on that sexy Columbian accent. She melts me every time.)

-Lynda Carter (Bouncy, Jiggly, Juicy, plump Wonder Woman)

-Stacy Keibler (If London bridge ever fell down, those legs could hold it up.)

-Halle Berry (Sexy Ebony)

-Raven Symone (Sexy Ebony too)

-Joanie "Chyna" Laurier (Sexy Amazon)

-Sophia Loren (Why young men dig for gold.)

-Carole Vorderman (You're a naughty lady, you need a spankin' until my hand falls off.)

-Leigh Zimmerman (That dressed up blonde honey from Home alone 2 who kevin pinched the ass on.)

-Dawn Wells (Mary-ann all the way!)

-Claire Newell (Travel best bets lady from Global news. Total MILF.)

-Ashley Graham (Overweight but in all the right places)

-Brooke Burns (Baywatch Babe, And super sinewy slim hostess of the Chase)

-Andie McDowell (Those eyes and raven hair)

-Alexandra Paul (Another Baywatch babe who could make short hair sexy)

TOTALLY HATES (General Stuff)

- Organised Religion

- Twilight

- The Hunger Games

- People who bitch about things they don't even care about.

- people who try to change things about a place they'll never go.

- The P.T.C.

- The P.E.T.A.

PEOPLE I HATE THE MOST

-Taylor Swift (Needs more songs about sucking dick and keeping a boyfriend longer than 2 weeks)

-Jack Thompson (Thank God and the Florida Legal system he got disbarred, This guy is a true con.)

-Adolf Hitler (He's dead...Hate him anyways.)

-Justin Trudeau (He's never been ready.)

BEST MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS OF ALL TIME

1 - Dancing Mad from Final Fantasy VI (1994) - Nubuo Uematsu

2 - Luke & Leia from Return of the Jedi (1983) - John Williams

3 - Overworld theme from Super Mario Bros (1985) - Koji Kondo

4 - Secret of the Forest from Chrono Trigger (1995) - Yasunori Mitsuda

5 - Gift of the Wind from Detana! Twinbee! (1991) - Michiru Yamane

6 - Mermaids from Pirates of the Caribbean; On stranger tides (2011) - Hans Zimmerman

7 - Fury Drives into Camp from Fury (2014) - Steven Price

8 - Duel of the Fates from The Phantom Menace (1999) - John Williams

9 - Giygas from Earthbound/Mother 2 (1995) - Keiichi Suzuki

10 - Eight-legged Advance from Splatoon (2015) - Toru Minegishi

11 - Jeopardy Theme (1984) - Merv Griffin

12 - Interlude (1983) - Larry Owens

13 - Guardians Inferno (2017) - The Sneepers

14 - Golden Forest Theme (1998) - Nintendo

15 - Terminator Theme (1984) - Brad Fiedel

BEST POP SONGS OF ALL TIME (Includes TV & movie themes)

1 - Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi (1984)

2 - All night Song - Lynda Carter (1978)

3 - My Sweetheart (Toyko Mew Mew theme) - Rika Komatsu (2002)

4 - Killing my Love - Leslie Parrish (1998)

5 - Ningyo Hime - Rie Tanaka (2002)

6 - I'm Always Here (Baywatch theme) - Jimi Jameson (1990)

PHIL'S FAVORITE MOVIES, RANKED

BEST movie of all time - Battle Royale (2000)

Runner up - The Breakfast Club (1985)

Fury (2014)

Rambo (2008)

Scarface (1983)

The Great Escape (1964)

Reform School Girls (1986)

American History X (1998)

Saved! (2003)

Oh God! (1977)

Goodfellas (1990)

Casino (1995)

Flipper (1963)

The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Sesame Street Presents; Follow that bird (1985)

Carlito's Way (1993)

Django Unchained (2012)

Strange Brew (1983)

The Little Mermaid (1989)

Rocky (1976)

The Karate Kid (1984)

Die Hard (1988)

Airplane! (1980)

BEST EVERS

Best Country Ever; Japan

Best beer ever; Budweiser

Best FF genre ever; Humor

Best Xbox 360 game ever: Dead Rising 2

Best PS4 Game ever - Grand Theft Auto V

Best N64 Game Ever: Super Smash Bros

Best SNES Single player game ever: Chrono Trigger

Best SNES multiplayer game ever: Super Mario Kart

Best Sega Genesis game ever: Shining Force II

Best Playstation game ever; Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Best NES game ever; Monopoly (Seriously, the NES version of Monopoly is awesome.)

Best Gamecube Game Ever; WWE Day of Reckoning II OR Resident Evil 4

Best PlayStation 2 game ever; Timesplitters; Future Perfect

Best Xbox Game ever; Halo 2

Best Snack Ever: Bag o' Chips

Best Gameshow ever: Jeopardy!

Best TV show ever: Trailer Park Boys

Best foreign TV show ever: Gaki no Tsukai ya aharende!

Best Restaurant ever: White Spot

Best Disney Princess ever: Ariel

Best Disney Villain ever: Gaston

Best reason to be an alcoholic: Beer tastes good

Best car ever: Chevrolet Camaro

Best Truck Ever; Chevrolet K5 Blazer

Best NHL team ever: Vancouver Canucks

Best article of clothing ever: Bikini bottoms with no bikini top

Best body part ever: Female titties

Best reason to be a man: You don't get periods

ANOTHER best reason to be a man; You can jack off

Best MMA Fighter ever: Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell

Best FPS ever: Perfect Dark

Best Strategy game ever: Age of Empires

Best Sidescroller ever; Donkey Kong Country

Best RPG ever: Chrono Trigger

ANOTHER best RPG ever: Earthbound

YET ANOTHER Best RPG ever; Shining Force II

OK, JUST ONE MORE Best RPG ever; Shining in the Darkness

Hottest Milf ever: Vanna White OR Lynda Carter. Either answer is acceptable.

Hottest Gilf ever - Sophia Loren

Hottest Teenager ever: Keri Russell (Picture her in 1995 or so)

Coolest man ever: John Rambo

The closest we'll ever see to god in the flesh: Fred Rogers & Bob Ross

Best brand of chips ever: Lays

Best food ever: Breaded Chicken Cutlets

Best Superhero Ever: Goku/Kakarot

Best Superheroine Ever: Wonder Woman

Best Villian ever: The Joker

Best Video game character ever; Donkey Kong

Best drug ever: Marijuana

Best ever Marijuana Strain SO far: God's green crack

Best Movie of all time - Battle Royale

(i'll add more later)

Beliefs, Standards and Philosophies

Revised October 4th, 2019

I must say to all of those who read this, who had differing beliefs from what i was taught as a child, I hope you will forgive me for my acceptance of that insanity.
My beliefs can be summed up like this; I believe in a creator. A being that created everything, and that loves humanity despite it's faults...
...but there are no human saviors or messiahs.
Humans have since deified their own messiahs and saviors, all of whom are from so long ago and have had prophecies that have since come and gone, without as much as a wind of change. The most popular one in my part of the world has been Jesus Christ, who I was forced to believe was my savior through what can be summed up in one term, Child Abuse. I finally addressed the trauma in my life and realized that my faith was just what i was claiming everyone else's was...religion.
So in short, i gave up believing Jesus Christ was the son of God.

PHILOSOPHY ON RELIGION
All religion is more satanic than the evils they preach against. Next!

PHILOSOPHY ON POLITICS
Politics are man's way of behaving like children.

Quotes.

"Keep your stick on the ice." - Red Green

"(Receiving Award) Thank you, I don't deserve this, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." - Jack Benny

"Jack (thompson), we think we speak for everyone in the video game industry when we say; Don't you have anything better to do with your time than to be a self-promoting, attention wanting, video game hating old man? how about stop worrying about the games and start looking at the parents - DOUCHEBAG." - Stuttering Craig

"Going to church doesn't make you a christian like standing in a garage doesn't make you a car." - Anonymous

"Lie only become truth when people believe it." - Keisuke Miyagi

"The one thing in our society that bothers me the most, is how men and women, don't get along no more. That's what bugs me about it. Men and Women just don't get along. I know a lot of women say this all the time, they say 'chivalry is dead' Don't you all feel that way, like men aren't gentlemen anymore? That's right. Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. There's a fundamental difference in the way we're going to see things. We're not going to see eye to eye on this issue, we're just not. Our tests in life are different. A woman's test in life is material. A man's test in life is a woman. Now, by test I mean, that these are things that we desire. Men have nice cars, not cause men like nice cars, no, it's because they know women like nice cars. That's how it goes. Cause men are hunters, and the car is the bait. and the woman comes along and says 'ooh, nice porshe.' 'Gotcha, Bitch!' That's how it is. That's true! come on now, you go to a woman's house, her house be comfortable as shit. Women love comfortable surroundings, so men get comfortable surroundings. let me tell you something, if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house. But that's not where chivalry got killed, Chivalry got killed by the feminist movement on the magazines, that got women goin' crazy, cause women got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. it's true. I see this shit in the magazines, I don't read em, but I be seein' the cover. I be in the grocery store with some other fellas and they say 'look at this' and it says on the cover '100 ways to please your man' by some lady. get out of here. there ain't no 100 things, that list is 4 things long, just suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much. And then the magazines trick the women, the magazines start pickin' at your self esteem. Every page you turn you start feelin' fatter, and uglier, and you feel like your clothes ain't good enough, and the magazines have you forgettin' how fuckin' beautiful you are, and we all suffer." - Dave Chappelle

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Anonymous

"An archaeologist is the best man a woman can marry. the older she gets, the more interested he gets in her." - Agatha christie

"If you have tried to fail, but succeed, what have you done?" - Anonymous

"We're fighting with MTV in America because they won't play "A tout le monde" and we made a video for it and they say that 'if people watch it they're going to kill themselves.' and i'm thinking to myself that, you made Kurt Cobain the man of the year (1994) and if anything, he left an indullable last message, that the easiest way out is to blow your fucking head off." - Dave Mustaine, 1995

"I'm under no obligation to speak the truth, cause it might hurt your feelings, but the truth is supposed to hurt, thats how you know you don't got it!"- Brad Stine

"The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation, will be the philosophy of government in the next." - Abraham Lincoln

If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh. - Magus, Chrono trigger

Machines aren't capable of evil. Humans make them that way. -Lucca, Chrono Trigger

"Ayla know about leaving nest! Time pass, grow big, leave nest! Ayla leave nest! Dactyl leave nest too. Marle leave too? Big change! Leave nest! Have baby! Baby grow big! Leave nest too! (to Marle) Sure you ready leave nest? Not too big yet." - Ayla, Chrono trigger

"Just as you touch the energy of every life form you meet, so, too, will their energy strengthen you. Fail to live up to your potential, and you will never win." - Gaspar , Chrono Trigger

"It's wonderful how much time people spend fighting the devil. if they spent that time loving their fellow man, the devil would die in his own ennui." - Helen Keller

“Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them.” - Elvis Presley

"Why would god make us all different, if he wants us all to be the same?" - Mary, Saved!

"You know you've made it when they mold you into a plastic doll. But do you know what children do with their barbies? it's kinda scary, actually." - Cate Blanchett

"Growing up with 2 sisters, you either play with yourself or you play barbie with your sisters. I played with myself." - Ricky Williams

"Women are always complaining about men's obsession with breasts. but what if men were totally indifferent to breasts? what would women do then with these things that only serve one or 2 functions in a lifetime, and the rest of the time, just get in the way?" - Jonathan Carroll

"The way I see it is, 200 plus days a year, we're on the road. You got kids, they grow up, you're not there. Your wife, she's sitting at home. What's she doing? Don't know. Your husband, he's sitting at home, what's he doing? don't know. You get home, you been gone, you're tired, you're beat up, You're not done, you're just gettin' started. You gotta be superhusband, you gotta be superwife, you gotta be superdad, you gotta be supermom. it's not an easy life. Careers are short, Careers are fast. I'm not that tough, i'm no tougher than anyone else in our business. But I respect our business. I love our business. I put my life on the line every day for our business, and I gladly do it, and I will continue to do it, until i can do it no longer. You guys are all on the easy track. You have to earn respect in this business, it's not given to you, you earn it. You pay your dues, and right now you guys are a mile ahead of where you should be paying dues. You have the greatest opportunity in the world, and in my opinion to be in the greatest business in the world. Do not fuck it up. Do not throw it away. cause if you do, you piss on every single person that has come before you. every single person that has paid their dues, every single person that has busted their ass, every single old timer that's fairly crippled, that can't stand up, that can't walk, you piss on them. Every single person like Darren Drozdoff (Droz) who's a friend of mine, that sits in a wheelchair, and can't feel a goddamned thing from here (points to his neck) down, you piss on them. You either want this or you don't. If you don't want it, don't waste our fucking time. - Triple H, Lecturing the group from Tough Enough

"What good is it for man to gain the world, yet lose his soul?" - Jesus Christ (Still a great quote)

"It is by doing anything that we become anyone." - Remi Gaillard

"Speak when you are angry, and you will make the greatest speech you will ever regret." - Ambrose Bierce

"We live among men, but we die alone." - John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

"When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I grab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!” - Russell Means

"We all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge." - B.A. Baracus, The A-Team

"Did Man fall from grace in the Garden of Eden? I'll tell you something never came out. I made Adam 17. Eve was 15, 16 tops. I figured then 16, 17 was middle age, you know. Who knew people would live so long? Trees I figured had the best chance. Now I realize that they were kids, babies. Young people can't fall from my grace. They're my best things." - God, Oh! God (1977 movie)

"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you." - Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting

"There's nothing wrong with talking to trees. It's when they talk back, then you're in trouble." - Bob Ross, the Joy of Painting

"A classy woman is someone who has something to flaunt, but she chooses not to." - Anonymous

"Maybe more men would stand up and be gentleman, if more women would sit down and be ladies." - Anonymous

"Do I believe in prayer? Yes & No. I don't believe that if I simply want $1,000,000, I can just pray and it'll be in my bank account. Quite frankly, I don't believe in that kind of prayer. If I need something, I just have to go out and get it. Do I want a hot girlfriend? Go and sweet-talk some beauties on the street, and one of them's bound to be suckered into being my girlfriend. You want a corvette? You work a few months, save some money, and buy one. You want a bigger penis or larger breasts for your girlfriend? Work a few months, Save some money, and pay for the implants. You want a better job? Go apply at places you actually want to work. You want your disease cured? Go to the closest hospital. Want an incurable disease curable? Submit your money to the cause of research. You want to stop staring at girls in short shorts and tanktops because they're stupid jailbaits? Pluck your eyes out. The only problem is, is that we think if we pray, God is going to magically make it happen. No, God doesn't work that way. Prayer isn't for stupid wishes. Prayer is to thank God for making the world, and making everything we have to make the world work to it's best potential. And chances are, if you were the supreme being that created the cures for once incurable diseases, Metal to build cars, dinosaurs to make fuel, wood to build houses, plants to make food, and the dominion over animals, you'd probably want thanks too, not a whiny crybaby begging for more help." - Phil from Produce

"Christian Fundamentalists want to be fundamental about everything - Except loving thy neighbor." - Reverend Cornel West

"I've covered wars, ya know." - Frank West, Dead Rising

"The best way to get paid for doing nothing is to actually work for the government." - Red Green

"You met your first man, what like, 15 minutes ago? And you think you have us all figured out? Well, I'm sorry! But not everything a man does is to further a misogynistic agenda! we don't hold open doors or pull out chairs for women because we're trying to keep you down. And I didn't save you cause I thought you were some damsel in distress! I saved you because...I care about you, Diana! And I'm not gonna abandon a friend in need...man or woman." - Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman (2009)

"I think God created Asperger's syndrome the day he decided to destroy the world with a flood. He needed someone to save the animals, and would you leave the fate of every animal on earth to a neurotypical? God needed someone who probably obsessed like crazy over animals, and that someone was Noah. First of all, you need 2 of each, and 2 separate genders. a Neurotypical will be like "fuck that, I ain't lookin' under there!" and an aspie would be like "You can tell that's a male duck because his penis looks like a wet curly fry." and being obsessive, God needed someone to build an ark, complete with an exact measurement of 300 cubits in length, 50 cubits in width, and 30 cubits in height. and maybe Noah just happened to know everything about animals and cubit measurement, and that he obsessed over that. So God made Asperger's syndrome and Asperger's Syndrome probably saved the world." - Phil from Produce

"(On love) It doesn't matter where you work up an appetite, as long as you eat at home." - Adam (My Boss since 2008)

"I can't believe I wanted to die so often when I was young, and I used to think 'I hate living.' now I'm 53, I love living, and I don't want to fucking die. I hate the fact I gotta die now. Living is so interesting." - Mike Tyson

"I'm in a parking lot going into a restaurant in Wisconsin, I was doing a theatre engagement there, And I was going out to dinner, and a man approached me in the parking lot. He said "Can I speak to you for a moment, Mr. Burghoff?" I said sure. He said "I was in the trenches in Korea." and I knew enough about the trenches to know, immediately that this man had been through serious trauma. That was a living hell. He said "When I came back home in 1952, I was changed, and my wife knew I needed to talk about it. And I couldn't bring myself to talk about it." And he said "When your show came on the air, many years later, it was the first time I could reach over, touch her on the arm, and say "See honey? that's the way it was." - Gary Burghoff, remembering his favorite compliment from fans of M*A*S*H

"I was really careful in making monsters faint, rather than die. I think young people playing games have an abnormal concept about dying. They start to lose and they say "I'm dying." It's not right for kids to think about a concept of death that way. They need to treat death with more respect." - Satoshi Tajiri, on why Pokémon faint.

"The end of the world won't happen due to religion, it will happen soon after religion's end. Because at that point people will believe religion's wars, pointless hatred, and sin within the church will end, and that will bring true peace. trouble is people will no longer believe that anyone's out to get them, and eventually, someone will take advantage of that false comfort." - Phil from Produce

"Being excessively fat is a red flag to a guy in so many ways. Too many reasons to list, but the common ones include the fact a fat girl looks like she's in her 40s in her 20s and in her 70s in her 40s, She doesn't fit well in the bed, she'll eat more than her fair share, she won't look good in a bikini if she opts to wear one, and the only way you'll ever get hard for her is if you lay back, close your eyes, and while she's jerking you off, you pretend you're being jerked off by Cindy Crawford." - Phil from Produce

"No one is born ugly. Some of us just attract others without effort, while others have to really work hard at it. For instance, if a man wanted to go fishing, he wants the biggest, thickest juiciest worms for bait. That man might easily find those worms on the surface, but his neighbor might have to dig for them. You might be bubbly and cute without as much as an effort, or you might not be. That's what gyms, suntanning, fashion designers and driving stick shift cars are for." - Phil from Produce

"Why do I lift weights? Because i'd much rather look like a God than a televangelist ever will." - Phil from Produce

"You're not going to get the butt you want by sitting on it." - Anonymous

"If you want to be superman, or wonder woman, Take the first step by taking the first rep." - Phil from Produce

"If the world does come to an end, or if it limps into the future, decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let's remember what the real problem was. We learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neurological disorder of wishing for it." - Bill Maher

"I learned while making "Religulous" that every time you blame religion for most of the worlds misery, Religious people say 'But Bill, the Godless cultures like Hitler's Germany & Stalin's Russia and Mao's China were the worst and they had no religion.' But here's the thing about Nazism, Maoism, and Stalinism. Those were religions. State Religions. They didn't get rid of God because they hated religion, they got rid of God because they hated competition." - Bill Maher

"The Future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." - John Connor, The Terminator series.

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, Hate...leads to suffering." - Yoda, Star Wars (This might actually be my favorite quote of all time.)

Phil From Produce