Chapter 1 - The Horsepower Heist

Disclaimer: Animaniacs and it's characters are owned by Warner Bros. It was created and produced by Tom Ruegger and Steven Spielberg.

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All 3 Warner siblings stood outside the theatre.

"Oh boy, am I excited to see this movie!" Said Yakko

"That's all you've been saying the last 2 months." Replied Dot

"Yeah, but now I get to see it, and I am excited!" Yakko could barely contain his excitement.

"i'm just happy to get snacks!" Wakko commented

"You're 'always' happy to get snacks." Replied Dot

Then the Warners got to the box office.

"3 tickets for Hackplot II, please!" Yakko ordered the pimply-faced teen in the box office.

"Woah, dude! What are you guys?" Replied the Teen

"Ex-Queeze me? Aaaaaaa-ah You don't know toons when you see em?" Asked Yakko

"Ok, Ok, 3 tickets. that'll be 36$, please."

Yakko handed over 2 20's and got back 2 toonies. he got the receipt and even though he had paid good money for movies before, he was still always shocked at the prices.

"No wonder people pirate movies these days." Yakko and his siblings walked into the theatre.

"I'm gonna get some snacks, you guys want some?" asked Wakko

"Yah, get me a tub of Smartie Ice cream." Yakko handed Wakko a 100$ bill

"Medium popcorn, Medium Nestea. Thing of skittles." Dot handed Wakko 200$.

"We want the change back!" Said Yakko as he walked into the theatre.

"What change?" Asked Wakko

"Aaaaaah, good point. We'll save ya a seat." Dot called out to Wakko, who was now in the line.

Yakko eventually found a good spot for his sibs. He waltzed in and Dot sat down beside him.

"And now...we wait again." Said Yakko

"Well, at least this theatre still has those trivia bits." Dot pointed at the screen.

The big screen in front of the Warners read the following;

This "Home improvement" Star worked alongside Tom Hanks in Toy Story.

T_M AL_EN

"...ahhhhhh...is it Tom Alien?" Yakko asked

Then the screen revealed that the name read 'Tim Allen.'

"Oh...who would've guessed?" asked Yakko

Then the screen changed to an advertisement for an upcoming movie.

The screen showed a bunch of cars driving down a highway.

"10 years ago...He was a cop, protecting the people. His driving skills were second to none. Then...in one fleeting moment...it was all taken away."

Then the scene showed 4 cops surrounding a polish immigrant with tazers drawn.

"...10 years have passed...Jeff Schieffelmeier is about to pull off...the most daring, most incredible, most high speed heist ever performed...he's about to perform, the Horsepower Heist!"

Then the screen showed the title for "HorsePower Heist." Then the song "Easy Rider" by Johnny cash played.

"...Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, as Jeff Schieffelmeier. Jeff is a man who carries the world on his shoulders. Tough and ruthless, yet compassionate and caring."

The scene showed Shieffelmeier arresting a bad guy.

"You're goin' to jail, and you're about to wear 16 pounds of make-up as the inmates make a lady outta ya...if ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what Constable Jeff Schieffelmeier...is Cookin!"

Then the screen showed a punk chick in front of a 2003 Nissan Fairlady Z.

"Amy Dumas, As Krystal Steele. Steele is a tough as nails woman in a man's world, yet she can go toe-to-toe with even the toughest men." Then a scene showed Steele punching out a bad guy.

the next scene showed a muscular young man in front of a 1992 Chevrolet Camaro.

"Taylor Lautner...As Chester Darrion. Darrion is a young, aspiring street racer, who loves the joy of going fast. Shieffelmeier takes him under his wing, and teaches him how to drive like a professional.

The scene showed Darrion going around a corner with the cops in pursuit.

Then the next scene showed 2 dainty-looking women in their late 40s, wearing thick-rimmed glasses standing in front of a 2010 Lamborghini Gallardo.

"Tress MacNeille & Sherri Stoner...as the Rossi sisters, Susie & Lori..."

By this time, Wakko had arrived with snacks in hand.

"Hey guys, where are ya?" Asked Wakko

"Down here! Come check out this awesome preview!" Said Yakko

Wakko made his way down to the seat as the preview continued.

"The Rossi sisters are the women all women should aspire to be. Smart, beautiful, and funny. their dabbling in the art of state of the art surveillance technology, makes them the cyber-criminal's worst nightmare."

The scene showed Shieffelmeier talking with one of the Rossi sisters..

"Can you give me a readout on the whereabouts of Amy?" asked Jeff

"Your wife?" asked Susie

The music suddenly changed to the song "My Prerogative" By Britney Spears, and the scene showed a Cougar-like woman in front of a 2008 red BMW convertible.

"Cameron Diaz...as Amy Schieffelmeier. Jeff's wife of 21 years, Amy is a desperate housewife, cheating on him with a dangerous criminal."

The scene showed Diaz strutting down the beach in a thong bikini.

"Hellllooooo Nurse!" Yakko and Wakko said in unison.

"Boys...go fig." Dot said her line.

Then the scene showed Amy being fondled by a big dude in a black T-shirt..

"John Paul Tremblay...as Terry Brews. Brews is a bodybuilder, drug dealer, and dangerous street racer."

Then the scene showed Jeff looking through some binoculars as the instrumental part of "The kiss" and "Soldier" By Eminem played in the background. behind him, Darrion and Rossi are looking at him.

"What are you looking at, Jeff?" asked Lori Rossi

"Some wildlife?" asked Darrion

Then Jeff dropped the binoculars and the rest of the trailer was in slow mo, showing Jeff booking it across the beach to attack. He pulled out a gun and pointed it. The scene went black with a gunshot.

Then the screen showed the names "Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Amy Dumas, Taylor Lautner, Tress MacNeille, Sherri Stoner, Cameron Diaz, John Paul Tremblay." and then the names faded out and the screen showed the Movie title "The Horsepower Heist."

"Directed by Chuck. U Farley. Summer 2014."

"That sounds cool." Said Yakko

"Miss Diaz sure looks great in that thong." Said Wakko

"Well, there's your T-rating folks." Yakko addressed the readers.

Then the screen switched over to the movie's intro.

"Oh boy, our theme song!" Yakko smiled

The screen played the video for the intro to animaniacs, and the Warners sang the theme song.

It's time for Animaniacs

And we're zany to the max

So just sit back and relax,

You'll laugh til' you collapse

We're Animaniacs

Come join the Warner bros,

And the Warner sister Dot!

Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot!

they lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught,

But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs,

Dot is cute, and Yakko Yacks!

Wakko packs away the snacks, it's a show that's made by hacks,

We're Animaniacs!

Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff, say hi to Hello Nurse

Goodfeathers flock together, Fowlmouth tries hard not to curse

Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings her verse

The writers flipped, we have no script

Why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs!

We have pay-or-play contracts

we're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks

we're animaney, Totally insaney!

"The Joy of Paintey!" Sang the Warners in unison.

Animaniacs! Those are the facts!"

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