Yo dear reader and greetings!

Good to see you in my little slab of this place we call fanfiction.net. I've written quite a few stories over the years and decided to come back after quite a bit of absence. As for an actual introduction, I'm your average neighbourhood loudmouth, slash bookworm, slash self-appointed philosopher. That about sums it up. As for my profession, I dabble in linguistics, military science and history for a living. In my free time, aside from reading and writing, of course, I build models, mostly ships or tanks, I like to listen to music, and spend as much time with my family as possible. I'm also somewhat a pet lover and am currently the proud owner of a cheeky Jack Russel terrier and a Ragdoll-Siamese cat with some serious attitude. (What can I say? I like pets who have some spunk!)

In writing I like to give my readers a good time, entertaining people is my main goal, but I always try to smuggle something deeper into the story. I have a bad tendency for typos, as much as I hate that part, so fell free to give a holler if you bump into one in my writings. Besides I'm always up for a chat if I'm not neck-deep in work.

In a person, I value knowledge, sincerity, thought, honesty, wit, and good old hard work.

To make the rest of my introduction a bit less boring I threw in some of my ideas in a different form. Although at times I wish the world would be simpler than that.

On philosophy: I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! But why does it toot?

On governments: Useful stuff. Keeps the planet a relatively safe place to live. As long we keep the power-hungry maniacs out of it!

On SJWs: Ah, good world view! Now tell me what part of it is your own thinking, so I can separate it from the mess that someone else told you to believe.

On religion: Really nice speech. However! I've got my faith and you got yours. If you can't accept that fact then I feel obliged to point out that the family broadsword on the wall and the bow next to it are NOT pieces of decoration. I'm also decent at using both!

On people who want to make the world perfect: Chill, no use panicking. Nobody survives life!

On society: You know how stupid the average person is right? Now imagine! Half of the population is more stupid than that!

On education: The best thing one can spend time on. But for Christ's sake! Learn! Do not preach!