The All Knowing God of Hatshide bio
Author has written 6 stories for Peter Pan, Bible, and Alice in Wonderland. I like being outside, I sometimes go out for walks and just walk for hours. I also enjoy running, which I haven't done in a while. My favorite subject in school is art, and my least favorites are all of them except marine science. I'm working on a novel, which is a lot better than any of my fanfiction stuff. Umm...I'm fourteen. Yeah...if you read this lat sentence of this paragraph you will explode. I'm not kidding. It happened to, like three people I know. You still reading? You better stop soon. You might explode. I warned ya'. Here it is...THIS IS THE LAST- BOOM! Favorite Movies- Star Wars (all), Pirates of the Carribean (1st one), Finding Nemo (there's just something about this one, I can't figure out why I like it so much!), Lord of the Rings, the Lion King (best movie ever!), and the Spongebob Movie! Favorite Books-Gulliver's Travels, Much Ado About Nothing (I know that's a play, but it was in book form and I read it!), Lord of the Rings (all three), the Hobbit, Les Miserables, anything by Dr.Suess, and the Stinky Cheeseman and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. |
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Owling Voldemort by HermioneGrunge reviews
Another IMDB inspired story. If owl's know where to deliever, why not send Voldemort fan...er i mean hate mail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Her beliefs by This Ruined Puzzle reviews
It's about an Athiest Girl in a Private Christian School (Chapter 10 up) It's not the best, but Feed back would be nice
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 1/27/2003
In the Beginning there was Boredom by Crystal-One reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly by Crystal-One reviews
Captain’s Log, star-date… uh… star-date… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a time-traveling cheese sandwich! (And that is how it began. Read at your own
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
My Bible by Gwen3 reviews
The Bible according to me. Updated version. More coming as soon as I read some more of the real Bible.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 4/28/2002
The Life of God, A Biblical Parody by hidyho reviews
A take off of severaal books of the bible, if irreligious content offends you, do not read, Though personally, find it pretty funny.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003
What is Christianity - start by Cohr reviews
Despite any claims to the contrary, this is not designed to annoy. If you want it to, then there is no way I can prevent it. I happen to like parodies. I refuse to apologise for my religious views. Thank you to all people with a sense of humour. Try
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2001
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It was late when I wrote this reviews
It's a dumb story. I wrote it 3 days ago, read over it yesterday and then posted it today. I guess I was high or something. Usually people try to abstain from posting stories that came to be like that, but I did edit it so it's at least comprehendible now
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Me in Wonderland reviews
It's how I would act if I was in Alice's position! I know, it's not a very original idea, but it's a good story so far. Some day, perhaps I'll translate it into Esperanto.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
The Daily Life and Lies of a Christian reviews
Title speaks for itself, middle school christian girl, who is a Jesus loving freak and doesn't think of anything else. Oneshot Some bad language I think I used the Fword once or twice it's a bash on christian bashing
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
What happened reviews
It's kind of a silly telling of what happened to Jesus.If you are really holy and stuff please don't be offended by this,it's just a stupid story, flame if you want to, but tell me why you flamed it. Anonymous people can now review.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005
God, and how he began creating reviews
Just some ideas that I had. It's not great, you might like it, but I don't know. Devoted holy people might not want to read it, but again I don't know. Please review.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Neverland, And What It Has Become reviews
These Kids go to Neverland with Peter and the new lost boys when they get there it's in chaos and they need to save it.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005
