& i will wait, i will wait for you / In which Pinocchio stays with his father to brave the curse, and one of Emma's parents goes with her. Pretty AU; K now, may be T because of language and other stuff later :

As IF she'd just hung a pair of stilettos off of the handle of his monitor. His control panel wasn't a wardrobe, it wasn't a shoe rack. Amy never did anything half as rude as putting her shoes all over his lovely Tardis. Spoilers for 5x04

"You know what's bad? Being hit by a bus. Now I'm not talking about any old bus. I'm talking about a proper big, red double-decker London bus that for some reason was being flown – yes flown – by some posh, high-born, upper-class aristocrat."

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.