"Every person to ever meet your gaze from now on will fall desperately in love with you, eager to please and shower you with adoration, gifts, money, whatever you ask for you shall receive from them. But, the one that you will want love from the most won't fall for those pretty eyes and won't give you a goddamn thing."

Stop me if you've heard this joke before: a drunken, raven-haired man stumbles out of a bar and bumps into an ex lover...

"It's just not fair. You're not real and yet you make me fall in love with you, who gave you the right to do that?"

Takano Masamune really hated the beach. But he loved watching Ritsu at the beach. (oneshot)

Ritsu was dead. The weight of that sentence made him gasp for air and grip his hair, shaking his head. "No, no, no, he can't-he can't be-" Masamune couldn't even bring himself to say the word. But he had asked around school until his heart couldn't take it anymore and he had received the same answer over and over again. Ritsu was dead.

"I need to talk to you." Saga interrupted him, unintentionally blurting it out, but he felt like if he didn't do this now then he never would. "O-oh...alright. W-what's wrong, Senpai?" Ritsu asked, his anxiety quite obviously spiking. "I think we should break up." (Oneshot)

"We can make him look as human as possible, we can program him with whatever we want, we can even make him think that he can love and feel different emotions, but he can do no such thing. He does not have real emotions and he never will. He is wires and metal. I don't know what you think you're going to accomplish with this experiment."

It was such a stupid reason to fall in love with someone...I grabbed the book for him, handing it over with a blank expression. He returned my gesture with such a wide and sincere smile that my heart reached incredible speeds that I didn't know were possible. His cheeks were a little red from what I assumed was embarrassment and I suddenly found it very hard to swallow -reversalAU-

What. The. Fuck. Saga had to be hallucinating or dreaming right? There was no way in hell Ritsu had just decked him and ran. But the sting that still resonated from the kick said otherwise. -oneshot-

He had called me gross. I guess there was a part of me that had always known. I wasn't normal. And Saga-senpai had known that too, he was just too kind to say it at first. -oneshot-

Just a short, silly one shot

"I don't deserve this." I nearly sobbed, holding my head in my hands. I was a good person, I worked hard, I was determined and always did my damnedest to do the right thing. -Oneshot-

"Don't look for Ritsu." Saga stared at the unknown man, eyes going wide with bewilderment and shock, his entire body jolting as if he had just been electrocuted. -oneshot-

"I just wanted to tell you before you fell asleep..." The older man started, running his fingers gently through his subordinate's hair and leaning close, their lips close enough to make Ritsu's eyes grow in size and his heart seize up. He was definitely no longer exhausted and instead very, very much awake... -oneshot-

"It looks like you're making complete idiots out of the both of us and disturbing the neighbors!" "I am 'the neighbors'. Besides, isn't this what people do in the movies?" -oneshot-

...I wonder if he remembers the way my legs surprisingly had no issues leaving behind his crumpled bed sheets and pillows soaked in sweat. It'd be nice to know. But I doubt it. -oneshot-

He tilted his head to the side slightly, those green eyes looking much to mischievous to be my Ritsu's eyes, and his smile much too teasing to be my Ritsu's smile, and his hair was too dark, and his body was too skinny, and his cheeks were too pale, and- (oneshot)