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Joined 11-09-05, id: 927807, Profile Updated: 07-04-10
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We are all of us just characters in a far grander story than we could ever imagine.

Play your part well.

Well I suppose I should say something about myself too.

I live in Nova Scotia, Canada and will be 23 on the 24th of July. I live in a basement apartment with my fiancee and 3 (7 one just had 4 kittens but they'll be going in another 2 weeks) cats. I like to read, write and draw (but I don't really think I'm overly spectacular at the last two) I keep mostly to myself.

My favorite books are: American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Old Kingdom Trilogy by Garth Nix, and World War Z by Max Brooks. I could go on forever but these ones top the list.

My favorite movies are: Dogma, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, The Fifth Element, The Producers, Smokin' Aces and The A-team.

My favorite musicians/bands are: Tori Amos, Tim Minchin, Sublime, and Sweety (among many others)

I don't watch a lot of TV but my favorite shows are: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mythbusters, Any season of Doctor Who, and Pushing Daisies.

I'll leave you with my favorite quote of all time (Warning, it's a long one, but it's worth it.)

“I can believe that things are true and I can believe things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen – I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone’s ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we’ll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind’s destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it’s aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to feed it it’ll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn’t even know that I’m alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. I believe that anyone claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.”

- Samantha Black Crow (American Gods by Neil Gaiman)

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Space Troopers by A-chan5 reviews
Space mechanic Cid Highwind was having a wonderfully crappy day when he stumbled on an old Shinra issued cryogenic pod. His kind heart forbade him not to wake up the poor bastard. His cursing brain knew he was getting into a heap of trouble. [CidVincent]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,777 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V.
When the World was Left Behind by Oni-at-heart reviews
Ever since the beginning they have been constantly fighting, one for power and one for peace but when events occur that throw them together in a new way there is a chance for something else. A slow build GanondorfxLink story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ganondorf, Link
Rendezvous by SailorStrut reviews
She won't let Benny get away. Not this time. F!Courier/Benny.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Courier, Benny - Complete
26th Century Boy by aberrantstrain reviews
Howard/Vince. Rated for alcohol/possible drug use, foul language and eventual Sexual content.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Vince N., Howard M.
Country Fried by snapcakes reviews
Nick/Ellis. What happens on the Lagniappe, stays on the Lagniappe. Maybe. Or not. Language, violence, heavy slash. Really earns that M rating. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,246 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Lethe by Chavvah reviews
Voted Community's Choice at ZeldaLegends. Ganondorf's hand is forced: he must protect Link. But a sinister force is at work and Ganon cannot drive it away for long... CH. 10 UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,084 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Ganondorf, Link
Bookends by BiteMeTechie reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Afterwards by Beware of Dragon reviews
After the battle with Kerrigor, Sabriel and Touchstone try to come to grips with what has happened to them and the people around them.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
When a Crystal Loses its Luster by Cazbah Dragon reviews
This is a shonenai story story about the relationship between Urick and Yaha of Drakengard2. this is my very first fic I hope you enjoy.
Drakengard - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Inside Light by Lostpharoah reviews
There is more to Faust's haunted past than meets the eye. And Ryu, with his good heart, is about to find out more. A bit AUOOCShonen Ai.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Ryu U.
Certain Truths Cannot Be Denied by Eris O'Reilly reviews
PG-13; Marlene/Ari, Stan/Ari; slash; Stan walks in on Ari and Marlene experimenting. Ari realizes some things about himself in the process.
Okage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Double Meanings by OmniStrife reviews
The annoying ninja girl lost the light, and asked him to go find it. But the mission soon turned around, leaving him in the darkness... just where he wanted to be. M for YAOI PWP lemony CidVin oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
L'appel humain by Tijuana Pirate reviews
On a warm night in October, Vincent and Reeve discuss the meaning of life... something they clearly don't understand at all. Mildly philosophical. Giftfic for Sabriel41.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Silent Elegy reviews
When Stan appears to lose his mind and go on a killing spree, it's up to Ari and Rosalyn to stop him. But the truth of the matter lies far beyond Stan and James, in a time three hundred years in the past.
Okage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,547 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005
Dominoes by Digitaldreamer reviews
Luffy's gotten sick, but it's not just any common cold, it's a virus that temporarily rids him of his devil fruit powers! As if things weren't bad enough, he's been captured by a revenge seeking Captain Kuro! Will his crew be able to rescue him? ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,653 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
What is Love by Anna-Jay reviews
Ari gets a strange question thrown at him by Stan. Can he answer it? AriStan major hinting. Also has some spoilers in it if you have never played the game. My first story so be nice. ONESHOT R&R
Okage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2005
Courage by Windswift reviews
It takes courage to stand alone and face one's demons. But to let someone else try and help, knowing they will be hurt... perhaps that, too, is a form of courage. Touchstone lacks both. [TouchstoneSabriel]
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Cover Me by PaopuPop reviews
LxZ:one shot: To betray or not betray... Zelos is trying to make the decision when he's interrupted by someone. Without any knowledge of such a choice, can Lloyd make Zelos stay true?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Zelos W., Lloyd I. - Complete
Lloyd's Sick! by PaopuPop reviews
Lloyd and Colette are hunting Expheres when Lloyd falls into a lake and falls victim to... illness! While Lloyd is sick in Meltokio, he finds feelings for someone he never imagined possible... Zelloyd shonenai FINISHED! Until the sequel. . . XD
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Zelos W., Lloyd I. - Complete
Dehumanization reviews
Ever wonder where Raiders come from? Watch an innocent boy grow into a young man as he struggles through the wastes and loses everything. His loved ones, his mind, his humanity. Rating subject to change in later chapters.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009