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Pureblood Status

Age: 1 trillion years old

Girl

Location: A...house

Hello peoples! Pureblood Status here! Here's some info about stories I have done and will be doing.

I Tried: A sad Eragon fic. It's about how Galbatorix lost his first dragon and his humanity.

Quote:

You have fought bravely and...I am proud of you...but you still have much to learn.

Out of the Closet- A Harry Potter one-shot. Dumbledore has a secret and Professor McGonagall catches him in the act. Will she and the other professors get him to come out of that closet of his.

Quote:

"Headmaster?"

"What?"

"Come out of the closet."

"No."

"Stop being ridiculous and come out."

"No."

"Come out of the closet, dammit!"

"No! And you can't make me!"

Stories in Progress:

Immortal Blood- AU Before Harry Potter ever went to Hogwarts, he was changed into a monster he never knew existed. When he finally gets his letter he must deal with his past and decide his future. When he is separated from the normal and the abnormal, what is left?

Preview:

They say that time heals all wounds. I've come to accept that fact that I am an orphan and will never feel the love of a parent. I will always be stuck with a family that despises me.

I've accepted the fact that I am no longer human.

I've also heard that evil is a choice. But sometimes we don't have a choice, sometimes evil is in our nature and even if we don't mean to, we can cause pain. We have to cause pain to survive.

As I think of everything that has happened this past year, I wonder what I did to be given such a cruel punishment. Is it because I did not listen to Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia and snuck out that night? Or did my parents, who I had never known, commit a crime so horrible that God decided to punish me for it?

I remember my last night with a beating heart with perfect clarity.

The Truth Beneath The Rose: AU. Juuri never got the chance to turn Yuuki into a human, so she was revealed to the vampire society. Yuuki learns about the secrets of the Kurans and her strength as a pureblood. She tries to befriend a hunter and sort out her feelings for her fiance.

Preview:

...It's so cold...

Snow...Oniisama told me about snow. But something's wrong. It's supposed to be pure white...not red. Where is all the red coming from?

I smell father's blood...and mother's blood.

Something bad is coming.

I'm scared.

Desire and Discontent: AU. Haruka and Juuri hold a party in honor of Kaname and Yuuki's engagement, but things don't go perfectly as animosity and jealousy spread across the ballroom. Kaname and Yuuki try to stay together as purebloods and hunters try to pull them apart.

Preview:

Yuuki sighed and turned away from the mirror. Why did the announcement of her engagement require a party? She didn’t feel like spending the night entertaining nobles who were only interested in gaining favor with the pureblood prince and princess. She didn’t like crowds of people. It made her senses alert and feel as if she had to watch her back. What did it matter to them if she was getting married…?

She was engaged to be married…

…to Kaname.

To Kill a Pureblood: Zero Style : Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!

Preview:

Attempt #1: Kuran Manor

Zero Kiryu was sneaking through the dark, empty hallways of Kuran Manor like a ninja...a sexy, silver-haired ninja. His task was simple. He came here to finally kill Yuuki Kuran, his former best friend/love interest/blood donor who had recently turned into a pureblood vampire. Zero didn't care how kind and caring Yuuki had been, she was a vampire now and that made her a bad, badperson. He was planning on killing her last, after he got rid of all the other pureblood vampires. However, after the battle at Cross Academy, when Zero went back to his dorm room to pack his things, he found a note from Kaname that made him change his mind about everything.

Dear Zero,

I win. Haha.

Hugs and Kisses,

Kaname Kuran

P.S.

Yuuki put her red sweater in the washing machine with your white clothes, so your clothes might be a little...not white anymore. Do you mind dropping Yuuki's sweater off? kthnx.

Now all his white clothes were pink thanks to Yuuki. This was something that could never be forgiven...ever. He would miss Yuuki, though. They shared so many great memories. Yuuki was always so understanding...

"Zero, what's wrong? You ran out of the circus screaming." Yuuki knelt next to Zero, who was hiding behind one of the food stands in a fetal position. He looked up at Yuuki from his position on the ground, and then looked away blushing.

"It's just...too embarrassing. You wouldn't understand. You would laugh." Yuuki gave him a kind smile and put her hand on his shoulder, reassuringly.

"Zero, I could never find your pain funny. Tell me what's wrong."

"Well...I'm afraid of clowns."

"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"It's not that funny, Yuuki! Shut up!"

Yuuki always understood him so well...

"Kaname-senpia is really sexy."

"What!?"

"Come on, Zero. Don't act as if you didn't notice. He has sexy, wavy hair. He has sexy, pretty eyes. He has a sexy, beautiful face. And have you seen his bu-"

"Okay, Yuuki, I get it. We all know Kaname Kuran is sexy!"

"...you think Kaname-senpia is sexy, Zero?"

And Yuuki always brought out the best in him...

"Zero, we'll always be friends, right? Even if I turned out to be one of the creatures you hate the most, became the fiancee of your most hated rival, and brought nothing but pain, despair, and blood-shed into your life?"

"Of course, Yuuki. It's not like I would go on some killing spree or something."

So many fond memories of Yuuki, but he couldn't back out of his plan now. She wasn't the same Yuuki anymore, not matter how much she acted exactly like the human Yuuki.

Inferno: An AU story exploring a complicted and jealousy-filled friendship between Yuuki Kuran and Sara Shirabuki.

Sara stared at the girl incredulously. Anytime Sara pictured any of the Kurans she always imagined regal, serious vampires. The pureblood before her seemed just the opposite. She had a different type of beauty about her that was different than Sara’s. It was like she was the epitome of childish innocence. Her whole body was moving gracefully and her crimson eyes shone with undeniable happiness.

Sara felt a pang of jealousy, but not because of the girl’s beauty. Yuuki Kuran seemed so joyful. So happy. So innocent. The exact opposite of Sara.

Upcoming Stories

You're just gonna have to wait and see, won't you?

Quotes:

World's

Robin was the deus ex machina element to this episode. He just happens to have a key that fits his locks...he just happens to be there in time to save Starfire (ever notice he's the only one who does?)...he just happens to fall through the tear Starfire inadvertently made in the funhouse. This isn't the job of a superhero. It requires someone with dumb luck. -Review by VortexInfinite / Media by Bird Boy "Mad Mod"

Wow. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow. -Review by Steel/ Media by Bird Boy on "Apprentice".

If you thought the description sounds weird, it's cause it is. If you thought the preview for this looked weird, it's cause it is. If you thought the opening theme song was weird, it's cause it...well, it was in Japanese. - Bird Boy describing the Teen Titans episode Date with Destiny

Robin learned what it was like to be old and the team learned how to operate without him for once. -Bird Boy on "Revolution"

I’m prepared to accept that 5 teenagers can afford to buy a big ass T building and live in the middle of an island without having any jobs to pay for them- Amazing Spidey

STUPID CURTAINS!!- Starfire (Wow, that was random)

Justice League

That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent 75 million on a fake presidential campaign just to tick Superman off. -Lex Luthor/ Justice League

Batman: while falling through the air after having to abandon his plane I could use a little air support seeing as I can't fly... at all.
continues to fall Now would be a good time.

Guard: Where's Batman?
The Flash: He's on his way. The Batmobile lost its wheel. The Joker got away.
the guard glares at him
The Flash: That's what I heard.

FAVIROTE FANFIC QUOTES AND MOMENTS

Anakin rolled his eyes. “Here’s an extra ration bar,” he said tiredly, flinging it at his former master.

Obi-Wan caught it and looked at it suspiciously. “It won’t turn me into a Sith, will it?” he asked, turning it over in his hands.

“FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!” Anakin yelled, “You think EVERYTHING I give you to eat will turn you into a Sith? Can’t you just trust me for once and eat it!”

Obi-Wan looked at him carefully, and then looked back at the bar. “Well... if I begin to turn evil, you’re the one I’m going to blame!” he warned Anakin before chomping the entire thing down in one gulp.

Anakin again rolled his eyes before spotting two destroyer droids rolling towards them. He grinned evilly. “Showtime!” he screamed suddenly, causing poor Obi-Wan to choke on the rest of his ration bar. - Stupid & Stupider: Revenge of the Idiots by Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi

Vader turned to his former master, anger in his voice. He stabbed a black-gloved finger at the ghost’s chest. “You stay out of this!”

Han watched Vader talking to the empty air and moved a few steps closer to Leia, whispering. “I think your old man just went around the bend, if you know what I mean. He’s a stack short of a full load.”- A Conversation with Vader by Smenzer

"Anyway," Beastboy continued hastily, "Lemme see under your mask!" He blurted. So much for his covert mission.

Robin took a deep breath.

"No,"

"But—"

"No,"

"I just—"

"No,"

Beastboy sighed in defeat. Robin one, Beastboy, zero. He had expected him to say no. It was all part of the big, complex plan he had formulated. He would just have to keep catching him off guard and annoy the crud out of him. Then and only then a Jedi would he—oops, then and only then, would Robin take it off, just from pure annoyance. His plan was foolproof! - Mr.Mask by sky.davis

Come on Rob, just one peek?"

"No,"

"Dude, you don't have to open them, I just wanna see!"

"No," Beastboy put his hand on his chin, as he fought to keep up with Robin's fast paced power walk.

"Aw man... You must have a major raccoon tan..."

"No," Robin responded, his voice irritated.

"You're right...I mean... how could you be any whiter..." Robin growled in his throat at Beastboy's seemingly innocent analysis.

"Now like, is it really a mask or do you color it on with a sharpie?"

"Will you leave me alone?"

"No," Beastboy responded taking a leaf out of Robin's book. Robin finally stopped. Sighing dejectedly.

"Will you leave me alone if I show you?" He questioned. Beastboy lit up with glee.

No way! That was too easy!

"Yeah!" Beastboy responded eagerly.

"Fine, but you better—"Robin suddenly stopped, masked eyes wide. "Beastboy look out!!"

"Yeah right!" Beastboy laughed, "Like I'm gonna fall for—"He was interrupted as something knocked him in the head, causing him to fall flat on his face.

Dazed, Beastboy got up, rubbing his head. Robin was nowhere in sight. Eyes narrowing, he picked up the object. A sleek, red bird-a-rang.

"Oh, he's good..."

Mr. Mask by sky.davis

Randomness

"The whole Jedi thing... just wasn't compatible with my lifestyle. My Master was jealous, he was always holding me back. 'Be mindful of the future but live in the present'... what the hell does that mean? Then I had to get my arm cut off. It just sucked. So I switched to the Dark Side, and I haven't looked back once. Now I'm shooting lightning from my fingertips, choking people over the phone... I even get to wear a cape!" -Anakin Skywalker, "Dark Side Switch Campaign".

"Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, cause you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Pirates of the Caribbean

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Some other things: You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

To all the people who died in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...

...and anyone who cried...

...maybe this will help you laugh.

This was written by eloquentsilence

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

I would like to dedicate this quote to all of my friends. You will understand when you see. Yeah, this quote just describes me doesn't it?

"I'M BORED!!"

I want to thank everyone who has ever reviewed any of my stories!

May good stories be with you!