Pen name: AmberJill Morgan

Real Name: Not tellin'. ;-)

Location; Somewhere in Middle America.

Occupation; Part-time, author (for fun), farm hand, pet's human, working with abused animals.

Hobbies; Writing, of course; reading, watching TV, researching forensics and paramedical info. on the web, spending time with family and friends, riding my horses, etc.

Personal Bio: Born and raised in Texas. Just because I live here doesn't automatically mean I've got a ranch and wear a cowboy hat.

Pets: 1 horse, 1 dog, 3 cats (no, I don't want anymore!)

Favorite actress: Audrey Hepburn

Favorite Actor; Gary Sinese

Favorite Rock Bands: Bon Jovi, AC/DC, GNR, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Evanesense, Hinder, Theory of a Deadman, and Def Leppard to name a hand full.

Favorite Music; Rock, Alternative, country

Interests: Insects, writing, reading, forensics, equestrian sports, World War II, autopsy and all things medical and law enforcement.

Most Embarrassing Date:

Where I want to retire: somewhere up north.

Favorite movie: Pearl Harbor

Favourite Authors: Karin Slaughter, Jodi Thomas, Kathy Reichs

Things I do to relax: writing, internet, riding, reading or TV.

Most interesting thing about me: Supposedly there's a castle in Wales with my family's name on it. And supposedly we're related to King Llewellen.

Favourite Quotes:

CSI: NY...

Detective Thackergoing over a victim's rap sheet ... and one prior for assaulting a cab driver.
Danny Messer: That's still a crime in New York?

Stella sees a Derek Jeter bobblehead on the dashboard of an SUV she and Mac are processing
Det. Stella Bonasera: Who is that on the dashboard? Mickey Mantle?
Det. Mac Taylor: I dunno. Looks kind of like Derek Jeter.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Derek Jeter from the Yankees, right?
Det. Mac Taylor: Yeah.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Didn't they get beat by Boston or something?
Det. Mac Taylor: We were up three to zero and then we got swept. But we're trying to forget that.

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: holding a severed finger Apart from the fact of it not being attached to a person, there's nothing wrong with this finger.

Danny is reading 'Trendy Magazine'. Stella enters
Det. Stella Bonasera: If you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask.
Danny Messer: Do you know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.

Danny holds up a fingerprint sample, stares at it through the light of a torch
Det. Stella Bonasera: You are gonna do more than just stare at it.
Danny Messer: I am waiting for it to talk to me.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Then you might have to buy it a drink first.

Det. Mac Taylor: about mosquitoes Only the female of the species bites.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Good for her!

Criminal Minds:

Penelope Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Penelope Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.

Penelope Garcia: answering call Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?

Penelope Garcia: answering call Oracle of Quantico - speak if you deign to hear truth!

Penelope Garcia: answering call Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow!

Penelope Garcia: Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?