G'day guys. So I'm not one for lengthy lists (but I am one for awesome aliteration...but that was not awesome) of my favourite stories, character pairings, quotes, authors, books, blogs, sites, videos, songs or species of hummingbird. (For the record it is the Emerald Hummingbird.)

I am one for awful attempts at being witty, writing shorts I never post and writing when I feel like it but still feeling the crushing guilt everytime a review pops in for an apocalyptically old story. While we're on Arianni the author, I've been on since before the time of forums, (I know) and am currently trying to think of an interesting beta lead to offer my services. Story requests are always open. I am no longer a Twi-hard; blame Kirsten Stewart.

On that, Arianni the girl is an actor, singer and attempted dancer, studying exactly that at uni. I am currently resisting the urge to go on an artistic and cynical rant about emos proclaiming 'music is their life' and 'omg i totes couldnt live wihtout music lkie if i didnt have my ipod id die zomg!!11' Anyway. Writing is a huge part of my life but music will always come first. Let's see what else...I have an old dog with lopsided ears, a boyfriend with hair curlier than mine so people always say what cool hair our kids will have (awkward...) and live at a college with at least thirty other performers where it's ok to say 'Oh my god, I got raped in my lesson today.'

Also, as much as I love the rush of fresh reviews, I'm not a review whore. Constructive criticism is always, always appreciated, but I reckon everyone is their own best critic.

Cheers kids!